More updates! I'm a little disappointed... I so far have only 2 reviews for the last chappie... :(. And she didn't even answer my polls and junk! (Though I praise you for your review, Sakura Lisel.) Grrrrrrrrrrr... Lord Kamui did, though! So three cheers for both!!! Hip hip... (Is punched by an annoyed YoruTori.)

Disclaimer: I do own Ranma! (If you catch this, you get a cookie!)

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"Talking"

Thinking

'Written words, Panda-Genma's sign'

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My Dear Okaasan, My Dear Imoutochan

(My Dear Mother, My Dear Little Sister)

Chapter 6(66)

I now pronounce you, wife and pig!

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Last time, on Ranma ½,

Ryoga looked out of the limo, watching the houses pass by. He had no idea how his parents had found him so fast. They had mentioned something about a 'tracer chip implanted in your body', but he had tuned out of the conversation after that point. Now, he was dressed in his finest robes. He didn't like people to know he was loaded, but sometimes, you can't run from the inevitable.

They had picked him up in Osaka, which he had wound up in on the way to the corner store to pick up flowers for Akane. Then, he had taken a jet to Tokyo, at his parent's mansion, before being stuffed into this limo. He couldn't believe that they were marrying him off, to someone he was almost completely sure wasn't Akane! He was outraged, and knew he would have to find a way to break it off. Well, he didn't have any other choice then to go along with it, for now.

His chauffer, Hitomi, opened the door and he walked out. Ryoga walked up the steps and looked towards the house of his future bride.

Ryoga's mouth dropped open, as Hitomi knocked on the door, No. Fucking. Way.

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Cried Ryoga, trying in vain to inch away from the door. The steps were getting closer... he could here them... the door slid open.

"Hello?" Said Genma, peeking his head at the door. No one was there. Then, he walked out further, looking left and right. Something fell on his hand. Sweat? He looked up in shock, where he found Ryoga clutching to the ceiling for dear life. Weird... Thought Genma, I didn't think it would last that long, holding up Ryoga's weight... There was a small snapping sound and... The porch gave way. Poor Genma, he was a (semi-)innocent being, taken from this world by a pig-boy wonder. Poor, poor Genma.

"Mr. Saotome?" Came Akane's voice. Ryoga looked up to see her open the door, and his eyes glazed over. "Uh... hi Akane. You look very uh... pretty today." Then, his eyes widened and he got off of Genma. "I mean, uh... Not that you aren't pretty everyday! It's just that today you look extravagant!" He rambled, getting flustered. Wait... if she is dressed so elegantly, then maybe she leaving Ranma for... "ME!" Ryoga yelled out, thanking his lucky star.

"Thank you?" Akane said, unsure of herself. Then, she helped Genma up, who immediately went into his I'm-gonna-act-like-I-can-fight-really-well-and-then-run-like-a-coward stance. (I mean, yeah, he's a good martial artist, but ever since Happosai appeared he's been cowardly and on-edge.)

"Young boy, I hope you are ready to take punishment for your ac-" Then, he stopped, as if he just now realized who was there. "Ahh!" He exclaimed, a cheerful smile on his face. "Mr. Hibiki! Come in, come in. We've been expecting you." He lead Ryoga into the dining room, where the rest of the gang, (minus Happosai) was seated. "Please, take a seat." Then, Genma sat down next to Soun, (or is it Soan?) by the head of the table.

(Important author's note: The answer to the little poll was... A and B! Got you on that one! Thank you, Lord Kamui for guessing half correctly, which is good enough for me.)

"Now, it is my understanding that it is your parents wish for you to wed." Soan began, and Ryoga curtly nodded. "And, it seems that Saotome Genma here is also looking for a husband for his 15-year-old daughter." Ryoga looked to the left, where YoruTori (although he didn't know her name at the time... at least I'm pretty sure he doesn't...) was giving him an I'm-gonna-kill-you glare, along with the universal sign for cutting someone's head off...

Yay! Or nay? Tori pondered, It will be easy to get a rematch, but will he go easy on him because I'll be his fiancé... WAIT! I'll have to MARRY HIM!? She looked down abruptly, blushing scarlet.

"So, together your parents and him have decided to make an arranged marriage between you two. And, because you travel around so much, they also want you to move in here, seeing as you wouldn't want to leave your future bride alone and defenseless. We have a spare guest room.

"Guest room? What do you mean, GUEST ROOM!!!" Tori said, standing up (but nearly tripping) in rage. "I got stuck with Akane, and he gets his OWN ROOM???" She raged. "Oh, but I do like your room, Akane. It's lovely." Tori said, switching to a much gentler tone. "And just what do you mean by defenseless?! I defeated RANMA on my FIRST try!" She exclaimed, and Ryoga's eyes widened.

She defeated Ranma??? He thought. I better not get her angry...

"You played dirty..." Ranma muttered from his seat, looking up at her with a smirk.

"I did not! Anything-goes means ANYTHING-goes!" She retaliated.

"You did too!" He shouted back.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!!!" YoruTori said, before feeling a hand on her shoulder.

"Excuse me..." Said Ryoga, looking up at her. "Just what did you do?"

"Don't touch me!" She snapped, before answering, "I did what I had to do. I thought up a strategy and used it." Then, she crossed her arms, a satisfied smirk on her lips.

"Yeah, but... what exactly did you do?" He asked, a little annoyed.

"None of you business, P-chan!" She replied.

"Yes it is, you're my fiancé!" He answered, getting very ticked off.

"And who said that I wanted to marry a PIG???" She yelled at him, flames dancing in her jade eyes, and what looked like sparks of energy flowing across her electric-blue (electricity!) shirt. "Besides... your only saying that so you can find out how to defeat Ranma, because your too weak to do it on your own!" She snarled.

Ryoga then stood up, as Genma sighed in amusement, Young love... he thought. Or at least, he thought he thought, "Excuse me?" Tori said, turning her gaze to her father. "How could I ever love him?!"

"Yeah, well..." Ryoga began, "Same goes for me! And if your so strong, then how come you can't even beat me?" He asked, blood pounding fiercly.

Tori snapped, and calmly took a step closer to him, before punching him square in the jaw. "That was..." She began softly, "Pure luck. I hadn't had time to practice!" She said, "I had spent months just trying to reach here!" She yelled, turning away.

"Look," Said Ranma, interfering in the arguement. "She used your breaking point attack on me, and I didn't dodge. Then, she hit me, in the..." Ryoga barely heard the word "Family jewels" escape his lips. The Ryoga bent over double, laughing uncontrollably.

"As his reluctant fiancé," YoruTori began, voice filled with sarcastic air, "I feel that it is my duty to put him out of his misery." Soan nodded in agreement, never liking the boy for his habits with Akane in pig-form. Then, Tori barred her fist, bringing it harshly down on Ryoga's head.

"Ouch! What the heck did you do that for?" Ryoga said, severely angry. "You have to admit, it WAS funny."

"Yeah, it's also the reason I beat him, while you can barely land a punch." Tori taunted, giving Ryoga a shove.

"That's a lie! And besides, what if you just had begginer's luck?" He retorted, shoving back.

"Yup, begginer's luck for the girl who studied martial arts all her life." She drawled. "Try again."

"He could've gone easy on you because you a girl, and his younger sibling." He said. Big mistake.

"You've done it now, P-chan!" Shouted YoruTori, picking up a glass of nice, cool water. "You know, Ranma promised not to tell Akane about your little problem, but I made no such pact!" She leaned foward, pouring out a little water.

"Ahh! Get that away from me!" Said Ryoga, stumbling back. Ranma locked a struggling Akane in a closet, just in case, and went after Yorutori, who was chasing Ryoga. "Stay away!"

"Come on, P-chan!" Taunted YoruTori in a sickly-sweet voice. "I just want to play, pig boy!"

"Stay away, you- you devil child!" Ryoga said, face paling. Ranma was just trying to keep up. He turned a corner, and jumped over a now-present Happosai. Tori, however, didn't see him.

"CRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEP!!!" Screeched Tori, "Get off of me, you little imp!" Ranma had caught up, and, sighing, casually took the glass in YoruTori's hand and poured it over her. Happosai went stif, before bursting into tears.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Ranma, why are you so mean to me?" Tori knocked him off, and turned to thank Ranma.

"Arigatou... hey! I was going to use that water!" Muttering to herself, she turned around and went to find Ryoga.

Said pig-boy was currently hiding in the first room he found, which was Akane's room. Wait a sec! He thought, I still have those flowers... maybe I can appeal to her better nature... He searched his pockets to find some beautiful (if not crumpled) red roses, with some violet tulips hidden in with them.

He heard footsteps outside, and prepared himself. Appeal to better nature, appeal to better nature... Argh! What's the better nature of a great white shark? The door opened. He closed is eyes. "Umm, I got these for you." Blushing, he held them out away from himself. "They reminded me of you, because, well... You're pretty, and they're pretty." Where did that come from? He thought.

"Why, I had no idea that you felt that way about someone as old as myself. I'm touched, really." Came a voice, surprisingly barotone for a girl's voice.

"Hmm?" Said Ryoga, opening his eyes. He almost shut them again at the horror of the sight. It was Happosai, smiling brightly. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ryoga yelled, backing away as he kicked Happosai out. No doubt the old man was only here to look into Akane's panty drawer.

"There you are! I've been looking all over for you, P-chan!" came a shrill voice from the doorway.

Ryoga cringed, before once again holding out the flowers. "I, um... Got these for you, YoruTori. They... umm... reminded me of you and your smile..." Why do I keep adding this crap? Oh well, if it works... then I don't care... He looked up to see a smiling Tori.

"Sugoi!" She exclaimed. "They're so pretty! Domo arigatou, Ryoga-kun!" He blushed when he heard the suffix she added, but was completly surprised when she embraced him tightly. "That was really sweet of you." She softly said, and he found his blush returning. I've got him now... She thought. "Sweet as it may be..." She began, her grip tightening. "It doesn't give you reason to snoop around a GIRL'S ROOM!!!" He felt cold water pour onto his head.

Crap... He thought, I'm done for... He turned around to face his doom.

"P-CHAN!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, RUNT!!!" Tori screamed, and he barely dodged a 'stray' foot about to come down on him. He ran to the closet, which Akane had broken down in her attempts to get out of it. The thing was, he kept running. It was quite a sight, to see P-chan, chased by Akane (who wanted to comfort him), chased by YoruTori (who wanted to KILL him), who was holding a bouquet, next to a hole where the closet once was. Ranma turned to the visitor beside him and said, "What weirdos. Glad I'm not like them." He, of course, made no move to interfere, because his father had promised to not get him any more fiances (Shampoo, Akane, the Black Rose, the Ookyami girl... Isn't that what she cooks? I can't remember her name right now...) if he didn't kill YoruTori's new fiance. (Of course, there were things worse then death... maimed, dis-embowed, dead then brought back to life... turned into a pig... constantly hit by mysterious pails of water throughout the day...)

"Yup." Replied the wanna-be ninja to the aqua-transexual. "Total weirdos."

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Weirdos, eh? Anyway, hope you liked it, and the fact that I updateed 2x in 1 week.

1. Give any fun idea's for later chapters!

2. Vote for if you want Miss Higurashi to come in as a minor charecter!

5. Vote if you want to have a side-story about that day at school, it will be short and won't take much time.

3. Tell me what you think of these story ideas:

6.1. NEW IDEA FOR THIS!!! It will be a sequel to my 'Re-' series, and so Kagome's cousin will be in it. You don't know who shi is, but you will soon enough.) What happens when Kagome gets a letter from a place called Hogwarts? AND one for InuYasha, Miroku, Sango and even Sesshomaru! Could this be a trap from Naraku? But when all her friends (and Sesshomaru) find themselves flung into the well, and in Kagome's time, (as 12-year-olds!)(Age of first year) chaos ensues! But, could this new threat possibly be a reincarnation of Naraku? Or is the Dark Lord something completly different? (Pairings: KagxInu, MirxSan, ShipxRin, OCxSess HarxGin or Kirara, RonxHer)(Sesshomaru will be 2nd year, though I might not use him. Might cover all 7 books, or make a new plot line. I'm not sure.) (P.S. I have made explanations for the whole magic abilities thing.)

6.3. InuYasha and Miroku were harmlessly collecting firewood when a little pink-haired girl fell upon them. Oops... looks likt Chibi-Usa went too far back in time! (Needs more...)

6.4. (Chrno Crusade) I didn't like the ending of the anime, too sad... Rosette and Chrno were finally free, in the Astral Line, when they are painfully wrentched apart. But God had taken pity on the two, and given them a new chance in 2007. They meet their close friends, and remember them too. All except... each other. But when Aion returns, they must band together again. (Needs a bit more...)(I am 98 sure that I will make this. I just want to know what you think...)

6.5. MOST DEVELOPED!!! The 'Revelation' series: In the final battle with Naraku, Kagome dies. Or does she? InuYasha sees her in his dreams, dragged down by chains, calling for him... but he can't find her. So, assuming her dead, the gang falls into depression, along with the Higurashi family. But, if Kagome is dead, why is Miroku being held at dagger-point, with Kagome being the wielder? (3 stories: Reincarnate, Returning, Rebirth) InuxOC, then InuxKag. That is all you need to know. I might tell you more, if you ask. It will be sad, but have a happy ending, and has an almost fully developed plotline.)(Oh, and I am 98 sure I will post this as well.)

ONE LAST THING!!!

Poll: Who is the guest?

A. Sasuke

B. Naruto

C. Sasuke

Sailor Psychotic

Uhh... next time: Happy birthday YoruTori!