Chapter 7: Inuyasha's Plan A
"So, Inuyasha what's your plan for the first attack?" asked Miroku while getting dressed
"Keh! Are you kidding me! I don't need a plan of attack for that weak miko!" yelled Inuyasha from the bathroom
Miroku kept quiet
"I'm working on it…" Inuyasha said after a short pause
Miroku rolled his eyes as he looked himself in the mirror
Miroku made sure that his faded blue jeans were baggy, but not too baggy. That his loose black polo shirt was on just right. That his hair was tied back neatly, his watch was on right, and that his black sneakers were clean. He put on some cologne and then flashed his mirror self a smile.
"Looking good"
And he winked at himself
"So…you are gay…" commented Inuyasha from the doorway
"Hey! Why must you call a man gay if he just wants to look good? Why is society so discriminating! Why must I be discriminated against!" proclaimed Miroku to Inuyasha and the ceiling
"Right…while you try to figure that out, I'll be in class…damn homosexual…" Inuyasha said as he turned to walk out of his dormitory
"I'M NOT GAY!" yelled Miroku as he followed Inuyasha out the door
A tall slender girl was currently laying out on her desk in absolute boredom
"Kagome! Why did we come to class so early?" complained Sango to Kagome who was presently, writing down notes that the teacher had already put up on the board
"Sango, you know the answer to that question. Once everyone starts to come, I won't have any time to write down notes." Replied Kagome
"Well…can't you just tell them to go away?" questioned Sango
"Don't you think I've tried already…they just keep coming and coming and coming and coming and-"
"I get it Kagome… (Sigh) You're lucky I love you so much to come this early to class…damn paparazzi"
"Funny thing is…they're not paparazzi, they're my classmates…" mentioned Kagome while finishing up her notes
"Well, that's what you get for becoming some worldwide famous model"
"Hey! I was only known in America, it's my mother's fault that this happened!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA…you're…mom…HAHA…went…behind you're back…HAHAHA" laughed Sango
"You know, it's not that funny…" said Kagome while she took her pen and poked Sango in the ribs
"OW!"
"Sorry…I made you stop didn't I?"
"Whatever…"
"Yeah! I'm done!" shouted Kagome and started doing a victory dance
"Sango, you're not supposed to join into someone else's victory dance…" said Kagome as she looked a the dancing Sango
"Sorry, it looked like fun…"
Kagome rolled her eyes then turned towards the door
"Well, ready to be my hot bodyguard again…?" asked Kagome as she went to sit in the middle of the room
"Of course! Hey just like old times right?" said Sango as she stood in front of Kagome with her arms crossed
"Yeah…just like old times…" Kagome said as her thoughts started to fly off to a certain silver-haired teen
Inuyasha and Miroku came into a classroom full of screaming teens
"Here! Over Here!"
"Sign for me here! Please!"
"One picture! One picture!"
"Damn you get the hell out of my way!"
"I was here first!"
"No you weren't!"
"Yeah huh!"
"What are you ten?"
"…maybe…"
"What the fuck is going on?" asked a clueless Inuyasha
"Oh, yeah…forgot to tell ya…you see that whole week that you were out, our Kagome has gotten quite popular"
"Huh?"
"Well, it seems that her mother released her photos into the whole world practically…and lets just say that she is the hottest thing not just on campus, but in the world" explained Miroku to his oblivious friend
After a few moments of registering that information Inuyasha crossed his arms and gave off his famous arrogant look
"Keh, please…"
Inuyasha stomped off to the other side of the room and sat in the back chairs, when he looked around he mysteriously couldn't find Miroku…he looked towards the crowd and spotted him
"Hey Kagome mind if I take your bodyguard for a little alone time!...if you know what i mean" yelled Miroku over the crowd
"Miroku! Get the hell out of here! Unless you have a camera or want an autograph I can't beat your brains out right now!" yelled Sango as she was currently beating someone up for being a bit too fresh with the famous model and the bodyguard
Inuyasha shook his head at his sexually-deprived friend
Miroku came back with no number, no Sango, but with many pictures, "Hey! I got you some pictures of your girl" he said childishly and threw the various pictures on the half-demon's desk
Inuyasha picked up the pictures and his face seem to get redder and redder after every picture
"Uh…Inuyasha…are you ok?" asked Miroku
"She's…unbelievable…" uttered Inuyasha after looking at Kagome's photos yet again
"Unbelievably hot, huh?"
Inuyasha was seconds from agreeing when he remembered:
Kagome equals enemy…very hot enemy…
"What? No way! I've seen WAY better!" he said to Miroku and (with all his will power) pushed the pictures into Miroku's hands
"You have? The only one I think that can beat Kagome is Sango…but you know, that's about it…"
"How can you say that? What about Haya?"
"Too muscular…"
"Umm…Iva?"
"Too short…"
"Kei?"
"No boobs"
"Mai?"
"No ass"
"Nami?"
"No humor"
"Ryoko?"
"Slut"
"Sachi?"
"No style"
Inuyasha continued his list of girls, and Miroku managed to find at least one thing that they didn't have that Kagome did
"Ok…Kikyou?"
"Kikyou"
"That's what I just said"
"And that's my reason; she's Kikyou…that's all I have to say…"
"There's no one left!"
"My friend…I laugh at you, HAHAHAHA-"
BONK
"Ow!"
"You wouldn't shut up…and that's my reason…"
"Whatever…"
"OH! I got one! Sango?"
"Like I said, she is the only one I see that can measure up to Miss. Kagome's standards"
"Keh! What do you know…"
"Wouldn't you like to know my friend…wouldn't you like to know…" Miroku said as he flipped through Kagome's pictures
"Uh…I wonder…"
Inuyasha took a break from pouting and looked over to Miroku, "What is it?"
"Huh? Oh nothing, I was just wondering why Kagome doesn't have a lingerie picture"
"Are you nuts!" said a bashful Inuyasha at the idea of seeing Kagome just in her undies
"Ah, stop acting as if you've never seen a girl in underwear before…Inuyasha?" Miroku looked over when Inuyasha suddenly became deadly silent
Inuyasha was looking at the ground with a blush on his nose and he was making little swirls on his desk with his claw
"Inuyasha, are you telling me that…that you haven't…I mean…you're a…a…virgin?" asked Miroku in a hushed tone obviously surprised, the boy was sure that the hanyou had already experienced it
Inuyasha became even redder as he timidly shook his head
"Ha! Unbelievable! You, the great Inuyasha Taisho! The one who women crush on at their first glance at you! Ha! Inuyasha Taisho is still a pure vir-"
"Shut up!" said Inuyasha dangerously as he silenced Miroku with his clawed hand
Miroku waved a little white flag and Inuyasha let him go
"I'm sorry my friend, I shouldn't have done that (looking at Inuyasha's surprised expression)…sigh…come on, this is obviously a sensitive topic for you…but…uh…one question…"
"Why?"
"Well, yes…"
"I dunno…it's just never happened…don't know why…maybe it's because dog demons mate for life…and I'm not ready to take that step yet…"
"Uh…tell me if I'm wrong here, but, don't dog demons get mates by giving them a special kind of bite or something like that, specifically on the neck and then they become lifelong mates?...not just when you do it?"
Inuyasha looked uncomfortable for a second, "Ok, fine! I'm scared ok! What if I'm not good enough…what, what, what if I do something wrong…?"
Miroku chuckled, "Listen, my friend, just do it when your ready…no pressure, and when you do, do it, you'll be fine… just…follow you're instincts, and you'll be fine…no worries" Miroku gave him an encouraging smile and patted his back in a friendly manner
"Thanks, Miroku"
Inuyasha let the male affection linger on for a little while before...
"You tell anyone and I'll personally see you to a torturous death"
"Heh, heh, of course…of course…heh…"
"Now…back to the topic…Inuyasha surely you must have seen a woman in just underwear…in magazines, TV, books…?"
"Huh, oh yeah, duh…"
"Good, now I'm just confused that Kagome didn't have one because usually all models, if they're this famous, they usually have a lingerie photo…at least one"
Inuyasha seemed to think this for a second and a mischievous smile came upon his face, "Miroku, ready to get beaten up by Sango…"
"Huh? No, and I rather not…Inuyasha what are you thinking?"
Inuyasha turned his mischievous eyes to his friend
"Oh no…let me guess, Plan A…"
Miroku groaned as Inuyasha nodded eagerly
Kagome sighed as she signed another poster and posed for another picture with yet someone she didn't know
And as she was abut to tell Sango that she was tired, she spotted a certain pervert lurking her way
"Miroku at 1 o'clock"
Sango turned in that direction and found him with a camera in his hands. When he finally made it to Sango he smirked
"Why Sango, you're looking absolutely stunning today"
Sango waited for that familiar presence on her rear…but it never came
She looked at his questioningly, "What that's it?"
"Whatever do you mean?" he said oh so innocently
"No sly remarks, no groping, no dirty scenarios with me and you, no pervertedness at all!"
"No, no, I've decided to turn a new leaf, no more perverted Miroku, never again" he declared
And Sango was, in short, shocked
She was awoken instantaneously from her stupor when...
"OH MY GOD!"
And she turned to see…
hey guys!...heh...sry i took so long...please dont kill me!...ok anywayzzz...can i pleasseee have some ideas for these "battles"! i have a few...but i need more...anyway! please review as soon as possible! and the next update should be up by this weekend! thank you and review!