Well you asked for it here it is. I am thoroughly flattered by the responses. I'll definitely keep this up. Enjoy.
Kiana's dropship[ hung in space as she waited. "Hey Fox!" "Yes?" the fox replied getting up, "Fire already. I've been sitting here for the past five minutes and you haven't even done anything. If you and Slippy are… oh my god, you two are disgusting!" As she said this, Fox and Slippy stood. I swear it's like she's got a freakin camera aimed right at us.. Falco said, "I swear, you two are worse than Peppy, and he wears diapers and reads Play fox, Penthouse, Maxim, and a whole shitload of other stuff even I don't know about." Peppy spoke up, "Hey at least I have gonads chummily, all you've got is a freakin cloca…thing. Damn bird." Kiana tapped the view screen. "HELLO? Are you deaf? This is supposed to be a space battle, a conflagration of…of…what was it?" she turned to the Writer. Alex sighed, "Fire and metal…" "Yes, fire metal, latrines…" "Latrines?" "Yes Latrines. They're in space battles right?" Alex's eyebrow raised. "Yeah, remember in Attack of the Clones, how Obi-wan and Anakin were flying deadly Portapotties of Doom and then killed the mechanized toilets brushes and Formula 401?"
Alex leaned forward and said, "In other words SOMEBODY start shooting, cause I've got my finger hovering over the delete key." Fox climbed back into his command chair, Note to self: buy more lube… "Slippy fire on the dropship." Kiana gently took hold of the flight stick and began to shift the drop ship back and forth, back and forth… Energy from the ship's main core sizzled down power conduits and into a series of marvelous systems-Slippy's patented design, which boosted the beams power until both beams had the equivalent destructive power of a very dim 20 watt bulb. None the less the beams looked powerful; ("And looks are important!" thought Fox as he filed his nails.) and was a shade of pink that made several of the female soldiers on Kiana's side swoon. The beams shot out of the ship's cannons smelling faintly of lilacs. They streaked toward the target…and missed."
Kiana laughed. "Hey Fox…Your attacks sucked. Your ship can't hit the side of a barn. That's what happens when you design a star craft that can only shoot in ONE DIRECTION. . You can't even pivot the guns! Now my ships on the other hand…" She gestured behind her. "They will be only too happy to tear you apart!" The Halcyon hung back as the rest of the fleet surged forward and waited for the defecting Cornerian crewmembers from the General's flagship to dock, then surged foreward. General Pepper looked at the Janitor, as he was the only one at the controls considering virtually everyone on the ship had left. "Simmons… Release The Weapon…" The ferret pressed a button. And inside the general's flagship the generators began to spin up. At the same moment, the Halcyon's Main cannon began to charge. Things were about to get crazy…
Meanwhle the writer sat at his laptop wondering if he should throw Renamon into the mix…Just for flair. She was way cooler than Krystal anyway…