Chapter 10: Pranks, Ice-cream, and a Curious Monk

"Inuyasha! Oh come on! Stop being so childish!" yelled Miroku as he was pulling on the sheets that covered his half-demon friend

"NO! I'm not coming out!...and I'm not childish…" yelled the hanyou, who held onto the covers for dear life

"COME OUT!"

"NO!"

"Inuyasha, although I may not seem it, I really care about OUR education. And I will not let you stay in bed today, just because you're scared of a couple of harmless pranks"

"HARMLESS! HARMLESS! YOU CALL ALMOST GETTING MY HAIR ON FIRE HARMLESS!" shouted Inuyasha, now out of the covers

"Well…technically it wasn't on fire…it WAS an illusion after all…and…it was pretty funny" said a monk who was trying not to laugh at the memory

"IT WASN'T FUNNY!"

"You were running around like a manic…you took the cooler and put it over your head…HAHA…and then you started running again because there were ice cubes in your shirt…HAHA…and then, and then…HAHA…you tripped over a log…HAHA…and, and, it was priceless when Kagome put the cooler over your head…HAHAHAHA…she even took a picture!" explained Miroku through fits of laughter

"Its not fun- wait…she took a PICTURE!"

"Yeah, you didn't know…I've sold millions" commented Miroku…oh so carelessly

"YOU WHAT!"

"Damn…I have to stop that…AHHHH" yelled Miroku as he ran into the hallway, followed by a very angry and half-naked hanyou

"MR. TAISHO! Have some decency and put some decent clothes on! I expect you in your homeroom in 10 minutes! NOW!" yelled the teacher as she stared at the boxer clad hanyou

"HAHAHA, run wittle yasha run!"

"And you mister, are coming with me!"

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, not that ear, not that ear, ow, ow, ow, come on I just got it pierced!" yelled Miroku as he was carried off by the elderly teacher

Inuyasha chuckled as he ran back to his dorm to put on some jeans and a shirt

"Umm…Kagome, don't you think you should lighten up a bit on Inu- uh, I mean Taisho?"

"Whatever are you talking about Sango?"

"Well…I mean you've hit him pretty hard these last couple of days"

"I don't understand, those pranks were harmless"

"Uhh…so making someone think that their hair is on fire, "accidentally" leaving a stink bomb in their locker, stealing their lunch and putting something in it that was really nasty, taking pictures of them naked ("Hey! Miroku was in on that one!") and then letting a mob of hormonal raging teenaged girls ran after them after saying that his body could be theirs, and stealing his ramen and putting a small bomb that would explode once he opened his bag and ramen would go all over the place ("I didn't know it would be that destructive! I got some ramen in my hair too ya know!"), right, anyway don't you think you should lighten up a bit?"

Kagome looked thoughtful for a moment, "I still don't get where you're getting at?"

Sango smacked her forehead and shook her head, "How about this, you leave the prank for today for, uh, say the day after tomorrow. Think about it Kagome, you can rest and in the meantime, you can think about another, even more devious prank…and I'll keep an eye on him and make sure that he has a miserable day"

Kagome contemplated this for a bit and smiled, "Brilliant Sango! Let's do that then! Now let's go before the bell rings"

Sango sighed and followed the skipping Kagome out the door

'Why Oh Why did she have to pull on that ear! It burns! It burns! It hurts soo much! My day is ruined! Nothing can-'

"Sango! So nice to see you! Beautiful day isn't it?"

"Miroku? What are you doing here? This isn't your homeroom class" said a puzzled Sango

"Ah, on the contrary my sweet, my former homeroom professor got as she said, "fed up" with me and transferred me to this homeroom, and so now we can be together as it should be! FOREVER!" and he hugged her at his last comment

"Get off me!" cried Sango as she pushed Miroku off

"Oh…rejection, we meet again…" said Miroku from his place on the floor

"Hey Sango!' yelled Kagome as she ran into the classroom

"Kagome? Where the hell did you go?"

"Fans, they wanted autographs" explained Kagome

"Kagome! My lovely rival!" exclaimed Miroku as he got up from the floor

"Miroku? What are-"

"Transferred…apparently the other professor couldn't put up with him"

"Oh, I see"

"Yes, so now all four of us can be together!"

"Four?" questioned Kagome

"Miroku! What the hell are you doing here!" shouted a certain hanyou

"Taisho" "Hanyou" "INUYASHA!"

"So glad you could join us! We were just discussing our alliance with each other!" exclaimed a hopeful Miroku

"Alliance?"

"It means a kind of association or friendship with other groups and-"

"I know what it means! Kag- miko…"

"Well, that's hard to believe" said the attractive miko

"Why you little-"

Kagome turned away from her current annoyance and walked away to sit down in her seat

"Taisho, I wouldn't do anything to provoke her today, she's cutting you some slack just for today, so enjoy this while you still can, cause who knows what she has planned for tomorrow" warned Sango before she walked away to sit next to the powerful miko.

"Can you believe that! Warning me of a stupid little defenseless weak miko! Me! I'm-"

"Actually I agree Inuyasha, Lady Kagome shouldn't be meddled with"

"Are you kidding me! She's weak!"

"As I recall, she had a certain hanyou friend of mine covered in his sheets trembling from fear of what that "weak" miko had in store for him"

"…Well, you should tell you're friend that he's just as weak as her, where do you find these friends Miroku?" the hanyou asked stupidly before retiring to his seat…where he watched a certain miko throughout the whole class

Miroku slapped his forehead and shook his head as he followed Inuyasha, "I sometimes ask myself the same question…

"Let's just stop this foolish game now, I can't take it anymore, my feelings for you have grown stronger"

"Your right, this is stupid, I have feelings for you too…in fact I think…I think…I…"

The young girl smiled as a tear smeared her unblemished face, "I love you too"

"That's so cliché! Please!"

"I know! That would never happen in real life!"

"I feel bad for anyone who actually thinks this stuff is real…"

The two girls laughed, clad in their boy shorts and tight tank-tops

"Alight Kagome; stop hogging all the ice-cream!"

"NOOO! One more scoop! Just one more!"

"Dammit! HAND IT OVER!"

"NO!"

"NOW!"

Kagome smirked devilishly "Fine" and she let go of the large tub of ice-cream

"A-" was all that Sango could yell before the tub went flying into her face

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Kagome fell off the couch holding her stomach

Sango sat still and looked over to the sprawling miko, "You think that was funny huh?"

Kagome stopped immediately when she saw the hell that Sango's eyes promised if she ever got a hold of her, "…oh…shit…"

"I still don't get why you couldn't get here by yourself…ESPECIALLY HERE!" exclaimed a hanyou as he pointed to the dorm that held his present torturer

"What are you talking about? You practically jumped at my offer when I asked!" defended an exasperated Miroku

Inuyasha realized that the monk was right and so he crossed his arms and shot his nose into the air, "Keh, whatever…"

Miroku was about to protest about how hard-headed and annoying his roommate could be when he heard

"AHHH! Sango not there! Not there! You know I'm ticklish! AHAHAAA!"

"That's what you get for covering me in ice-cream!"

"HEY! AHAHAHHAHA! Its, HA, not, HA, fair, HA, I have, HA, ice-cream on, HA, me toooo!"

"I had to take my shirt off!"

"Well me TOO!"

The boys looked at each other and Miroku immediately smiled, he looked at the door knob, "They sound busy, we shouldn't knock…we should just let our selves in…" Miroku said slowly and put his hand on the door knob

"Miroku, I wouldn't do that if I were you" warned Inuyasha, but he didn't stop his friend's hand from turning the knob

Turn…Jiggle…Jiggle

"Dammit! It's locked!"

"Oh well! Guess we'll come back another time huh" proclaimed Inuyasha and started to walk away

"No! Wait…I know something we can use…"

Inuyasha turned and rolled his eyes, "As much as I don't want to ask…how?"

"Those claws of yours are pretty sturdy…and thin…good enough to fit into a keyhole…don't you think…" Miroku said, looking at Inuyasha's claws as though they were a pile of playboy magazines (LoL)

"Keh! As if I'm going to help you!" scoffed Inuyasha

"I'm sorry Inuyasha…but, I have to see what's going on in there…and you're going to help me whether you like it or not"

Inuyasha's eyes widened and he started to back away, "No, Miroku, put those down, come on now, no, no, no, NOOOO!"

Jiggle…jiggle…jiggle…click

"Yes!" Miroku did a small little victory dance when he head the tiny sound that meant so much to him

"I'm going to rip you to pieces when I get out of this"

"If, you get out my friend, if"

"Why you little…" Inuyasha continued to mumble and plan Miroku's grueling death as he tried to break away from the binding spell scrolls

"Now let's see what our very attractive rivals are doing"

Inuyasha was shaking his head vigorously as Miroku turned the knob and opened the door

"Oh God…"

HEY GUYS! Okay…(author takes really deep breath) I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, sorry…those aren't enough 'really's but I got tired, anywayzz, very sorry I haven't updated, its just these stupid exams and these stupid teachers and…no,this isno excuse, I'm sorry this happened, next time I'll give some kind of warning before I disappear for some reason…anyway, REVIEW PLEAZZZ and I'll take any suggestions of pranks and ideas for the story! THANKXXX…again REALLY SORRY, REVIEW PLEAZZZZZ!