Redheads and Succubi
By Jonakhensu
I do not own Ranma ½ or anything else to speak of. I'm not even sure if I own the plot!
Chapter Fore… I mean Four: "Let's follow someone else for a change…"
Amazingly, only three hours after he had left the Masaki Shrine, the umbrella wielding youth was again hopelessly lost. "Where on Earth am I know?" he lamented, standing next to the sign, written in English, with the nice, cheerful message, 'Welcome to Hell.' Approaching a strangely dressed individual, Ryoga asked, "How do I get to Furinkan High from here?" When the flat figure of Frankenstein's monster refused to answer, regardless of what language he tried, the youth repeated the question to an actual person passing by, while pulling out a map to help get his point across.
"Furinkan High? I've never heard of that school before," the man replied. After taking a brief look at the map, he asked, "What country is this school in?"
"It's here, in Japan."
"Son, this isn't Japan. You're in America," the poor tourist announced, disturbed that the boy in front of him thought he was still on an island an ocean away. "How long ago were you in Japan?"
Well, I was in Okayama roughly three hours ago or so," the terminally lost boy answered.
"Three-three hours?" the man asked, stunned. What did you do, take a supersonic plane?"
"No," Ryoga assured the man. "I walked. Why do you ask?" The man he had talked to was currently incapable of answering, as unconscious people tend to have a hard time talking. The lad shrugged and shouldered his pack before walking away from Hell, Michigan.
Looking around, Ryoga cried out, "Where on Earth am I now?"
The astronaut next to the directionally challenged boy started violently. Looking over to the cosmonaut on the other side of the small room, he asked, "How did that kid get up here?" The cosmonaut just shrugged and turned back to his experiment. Why should he know how a kid managed to get aboard the International Space Station?
"Do you know how to get to Tokyo?" Ryoga asked.
"No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time," the astronaut demanded, before commenting, "I have no idea why I just said that." The boy, however, was once again lost.
"I think it is time for a vacation," the cosmonaut stated.
"Yes," the astronaut agreed. "To a nice little room with those lovely padded walls."
Back on solid ground, Ryoga continued his journey. He found it surprisingly cold, as Japan should be much warmer at this, or at any, time of the year. Ryoga decided that the nice looking gentlemen in tuxedos might be able to help him. Walking up to one of them, he asked, "Do you know how to get to Furinkan High from here?" When the emperor penguin refused to answer, stormed off to the north, shouting, "Ukyo Kounji, prepare to date me!" As the lost youth left Antarctica, he pondered what type of date he would have once he had defeated the cowardly Ranma Saotome.
Burt Gummer watched his seismograph carefully. El Blanco seemed to be targeting something near that damn sign again. Why the government insisted on having a Graboid warning sign posted on soft soil was beyond him. Everyone saw it as a photo opportunity, leaving El Blanco enough time to move in for a kill. Now it was up to him to save the poor sap from becoming worm chow.
Arriving just as the carnivorous worm attacked, Burt was stunned as the youth calmly jabbed his umbrella into El Blanco's snout and sent the albino graboid spiralling into the sky. When he finally landed, the worm quickly tunnelled off, looking for a safer meal to chase. "Welcome to Perfection," Bert shouted from his truck. "How did you do that to El Blanco?"
The youth embarrassedly rubbed his neck and replied, "It wasn't that hard, really. By the way, do you know how to get Nerima?"
Burt turned back towards the boy to ask him what he was talking about, but the youth had already vanished. "I hope he didn't get any Mixmaster on him. The world isn't ready for that stuff to be released."
How did you gain access to this vessel?" Anubis demanded in his native tongue, his face (if he has one) hidden in the cowl of his cloak.
"Where the Hell am I now?" the youth being interrogated by the previously ascended Goa'uld muttered. "Ranma, this is all your fault!"
"Silence, human. If you do not wish to answer my questions willingly, I have ways of making you reveal all your secrets." Luckily for Ryoga, he got lost on the way to the torture chamber, never to be seen by Anubis again. As he could no longer torment the intruder, Anubis tortured the guards that had let him escape.
Ryoga looked around warily and demanded, "Where on Earth am I now?" The surrounding area was lit by an eerie green glow, and the entire room looked metallic.
"We are the Borg," announced the mechanized voice of a drone. "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
Two metal prongs shot out of the drone's hardware ridden left arm, bouncing harmlessly off Ryoga's neck. Apparently, the drone had misjudged the thickness of its quarry's skin. "Hey! What was that for?" the lost boy exclaimed.
"This is most abnormal," the drone replied. "Compensating for the abnormality." However, Ryoga was lost yet again, leaving the Borg drone to short out its logic circuits. "Just here… No bio readings… Cannot compute… System failure imminent… 0x0000001E, KMODEEXCEPTIONNOTHANDLED." As the drone slumped forward, all it was able to see was the Blue Screen of Death. No one knows why the Borg queen had insisted on using Nifty Doorways as their operating system.
After escaping from the threat of assimilation, Ryoga was panting hard. Once he had calmed down, he looked around at the scenery. "Where the Hell am I this time?" Ryoga asked the sky above him. "Well, at least I'm on solid ground again," he muttered, looking at the forest he was in. His thoughts were then interrupted as a pack of large wolves stepped out of the underbrush and into the clearing.
"We are the Warg," the largest wolf snarled. The Warg continued after biting the narrator's at being called a wolf, "Your biomass will be assimilated into our own." Ryoga as nervous, with a slight feeling of deja vu. "Resistance is chewy."
At the Warg's last comment, Ryoga facefaulted into the soft soil. This was, coincidently, the only thing that saved him from a fatal bite to the neck, intent on breaking his spine. Whirling around quickly, Ryoga was back on his feet, umbrella in one hand and his bandanna in the other. Amazingly, he was still wearing a bandanna. With a snarl of his own, Ryoga announced, "You want me? Come and get me!" The Wargs charged at one time, making it impossible for Ryoga to defend himself against all of them. However, they smashed there heads together as Ryoga blinked. He had also blinked out of existence.
"Damn it!" the Alpha Warg growled. "We lose more food that way…"
Ryoga blinked, only to find himself in a small room. He followed the organ music to a larger room with one man on an organ in it. "Excuse me, but do you know the way to Nerima, Japan?" Ryoga could be considered dense, but even he realized that he was hopping all over the place, and probably wasn't in Japan.
Captain Nemo turned and stared. "Who are you?" he demanded.
"I am Ryoga Hibiki," our resident lost boy answered honestly. "I'm just a little lost."
"Just a little lost!" shouted the gallant captain; this was inconceivable. "We are on the bottom of the ocean. How could you have possibly gotten here and remain dry?"
"I have no idea," Ryoga replied. His stomach rumbled, reminding the lad that he hadn't eaten within the last few days.
"Fine. I might as well feed you while you're here. Do you have an aversion to seafood?"
"No, I just won't eat pork. Thank you for your hospitality."
"You're welcome," replied Captain Nemo, gesturing towards the table. "Don't worry about there being any pork; we haven't had any for a few years now."
As the food arrived, Ryoga's mouth began to water, and he started eating at close to Ranma-esque speeds. "This is wonderful!" Ryoga exclaimed after eating enough to sate several normal men's appetites.
"When was the last time you ate?" Nemo asked warily. Ryoga ate the same quantity as the five hungriest members of his crew did at their worst. If the boy kept eating at this pace, he could overdose on the sleeping drugs hidden within the food. It is a good thing that he had an abundant and cheap food source available.
"I don't really remember," Ryoga began. "I haven't had time to eat over the last few days." Noticing his host's inquiring expression, Ryoga elaborated, "Between people trying to kill me and getting lost constantly, I haven't had the time to cook anything recently."
"You could stay here, if you wish," Nemo invited. Well, it was really more of an order, but he wanted to seem polite. Can't have anyone knowing about him and all. Right after Ryoga got lost while being escorted to his new bunk (he ended up in an expensive hotel room), the Nautilus was sunk by a direct torpedo strike, courtesy of the U.S. Nuclear Navy, and the Orlando. Amazing, Carl Knox actually managed to destroy a submarine.
After trying to explain how he had gotten into a locked hotel room, Ryoga found himself next to the wall. A multitude of students were exiting from the school. Grabbing hold of one of the students, Ryoga demanded, "Do you know how to get to Furinkan High?" The panicking youth pointed behind him to the sign clearly labelled Furinkan High School. "Oh," Ryoga muttered. "Sorry about that. Ranma Saotome, prepare to die!" Dropping the boy to the ground, Ryoga charged into the court yard.
Ranma, Akane, Ukyo, and Keiko were heading back to the dojo after a long day of classes. Keiko was wearing a set of weights to build up her strength while the others in the group continued training other attributes. In Akane's case, stealth was the skill of choice. Small tacks had been embedded in her shoes, so she couldn't walk as heavy-footed as she usually did. She also agreed that it was better than being beaten every time she made a sound.
Suddenly, Ranma grabbed Akane and jumped away, as Ukyo did the same with Keiko. From the sky came the shout, "Ranma Saotome, prepare to die!" Ryoga crashed down, umbrella first, where Ranma had been standing, leaving a nice impact crater.
"Do I know you from somewhere?" Ranma asked, honestly not remembering.
"How dare you forget what you did to me? Because of you, I've seen Hell!" Ryoga screamed. While he was speaking figuratively, he really had seen Hell, just not the one he was referring to.
Ranma thought back. "Wait, I know who you are," he started. Ryoga began to look slightly pleased. "No, never mind. I have no clue who you are." Everyone, even those not listening to the conversation, facefaulted.
"Ukyo, you, at least, remember me, right?" Ryoga pleaded.
"R-Ryoga?" Ukyo asked incredulously. Her memory was in slightly better shape than Ranma's. Must have something to do with the lower number of concussions she had had. Suddenly, Ukyo remembered something else about Ryoga, "You jerk! You stood me up on our date!"
"I did not!" Ryoga protested. "The date was on the day after my fight with Ranma, which the coward ran from, heading to China."
Ranma, who, by now, remembered Ryoga, objected, "I waited in that lot for three days!"
"And on the fourth day I arrived," Ryoga stated.
"How did it take you four days to get to the lot fifty meters behind your house? And with Uuchan guiding you?"
"I looked away for a second," Ukyo admitted. "When I looked back towards him, he had vanished."
"Enough pleasantries! For the pain you have caused me, Ranma, prepare to die!" Ryoga shouted, charging towards the pigtailed youth.
Nabiki was off on the sidelines, cursing her luck, "Damn it! I don't have time to set up a betting pool!"
Ranma dodged the charge easily. Ukyo, however, was slammed into a tree head first. True, she had shaken off harder hits before, but at that angle of impact, she managed to snap the tree in half, and one of the branches hit her sleep spot. Ryoga noticed the sleeping girl and reached the only logical conclusion.
"Ranma! How dare you hurt Ukyo like that?" he shouted, brandishing his umbrella like a foil.
"What are you talking about? You knocked her into the tree with that umbrella!" Ranma shouted back. Ryoga charged again, and Ranma dodged, only to be yanked back by the bandanna tied around his right wrist. "What?" Ranma asked, noticing that his aerial fighting style was now useless, or at least extremely hindered.
"Now you can't run away," Ryoga explained. "In close combat, I have the advantage! Ranma only smirked and jumped, pulling Ryoga behind him. After some impressive aerial manoeuvres, they landed. Ranma was standing on Ryoga's back, pulling the lost boy's arm through his legs, forcing him into a near fetal position.
"Ryoga," Ranma reasoned, "you're taking this a little far for my not waiting long enough for our fight."
"That fight just started this!" Ryoga began. "After you ran away, I followed you, all the way to CHINA!" With that shout, Ryoga pushed against the ground with his free hand, propelling the two combatants into the air. "This is about all of the suffering you have caused me!"
Down on the ground, one spectator gasped, "Look how high he jumped!"
"With only one hand, too," another observer stated.
Ryoga released his bandanna hold on Ranma and slammed him into the ground. Ranma got out of his crater, hopped away, and brushed the dust off of his clothes. "Is that all you got, Ryoga?"
Growling, Ryoga grabbed his discarded umbrella and hurled it at Ranma with the umbrella both open and spinning like a Frisbee. "Take this!" he snarled as his weapon of choice left his hands. Ranma easily evaded the attack, allowing the umbrella to plough into the ground a distance behind him.
One of the students attempted to pick it up, but failed. "This umbrella must weigh a ton!" he exclaimed, shocked.
"But that means," Akane began, before shouting, "Ranma! Be careful! He has the strength of a monster!"
"I think he already figured that out," Keiko stated calmly.
Ryoga, wanting to finish Ranma off quickly, took off a couple of bandannas and flung them at Ranma. "How many of those things are you wearing?" Ranma asked, surprised that Ryoga was still wearing a bandanna on his forehead.
"Why won't you take this fight seriously?" Ryoga demanded, flinging more bandannas at Ranma. Many went wide, and Ranma dodged the ones that did come near him. The ones that didn't hit the ground, however, cut through whatever they did manage hit.
"Come on, Ryoga!" Ranma shouted as he turned from the lost boy and ran, leading the reckless destruction away from the heavily peopled schoolyard. "Let's take this somewhere else!"
"Get back here, you coward!" Ryoga shouted, not realizing he could kill innocent bystanders with his attacks.
Ranma grabbed the umbrella from the ground as he passed it and used it to block the potentially fatal blades of fabric in dire need of softener. As Ranma and Ryoga left the school yard, Akane and Keiko hurried after them, in an attempt to stop the fight.
Ryoga removed his belt and used it to cut the umbrella in twain, removing it from the battle. Ranma dodged another volley of bandannas by jumping over Ryoga, landing behind him. When he dodged the next attack, he noticed that one of the whirling blades of starched death was heading directly towards Akane. "Akane!" he yelled, as he tackled her to the ground, saving her from getting beheaded. Unfortunately, Akane's hair was cut short be the bandanna.
As Akane sat in shock, Ranma realized that Keiko hadn't been as fortunate. She was lying on the ground, bleeding profusely from a gash across her chest. Akane watched in shock, and then anger as Ranma leaned over Keiko. The injured girl reached up and pulled Ranma's head down to her own and kissed him, shiny tongue and all! Immediately after the kiss, Ranma rifled through Keiko's bag before he started rubbing the girl's chest. Akane stood and stomped over to the two youths. With a cry of, "Ranma, you jerk!" Akane launched the pigtailed youth into the sky.
"What was that for?" Keiko asked, sitting up.
Akane answered, not noticing the bloodstained and torn shirt Keiko was wearing, "The pervert kissed you and then felt you up while you were helpless!" Keiko slowly shook her head. How jealous could Akane possibly be?
"He didn't kiss me," Keiko began quietly. "If anything, I kissed him. Either way, he just saved my life." Akane could only stare; Keiko continued, "Let's go find Ukyo and Ranma, and we'll explain everything." Akane reluctantly agreed, and, after collecting the two missing from their group, everyone headed back to the Tendo dojo for the explanation.
Ryoga wandered off, blaming Ranma for the girl's injury. Ember hadn't even known about the fight because she had gone to get a dog license for her new pet. The vet who took care of the dire wolf's immunizations was traumatized and had to remove dogs from the list of animals he treated.
Back at the dojo, the still sleeping Ukyo was finally waking up. The first thing she noticed was that Akane's hair was much shorter than it had been. She then noticed the bloody remnants of Keiko's clothing. "What the Hell happened?" Ukyo demanded, gesturing to the hair and the shirt.
Akane was the first to respond, "Ranma knocked me down and one of Ryoga's bandannas cut my hair. Then another bandanna hurt Keiko, and this pervert kissed her and felt her up!" Akane was making wild gestures towards Ranma the entire time she was speaking.
"Ranma? Kissing someone?" Ukyo asked, not believing Akane's story at all. Turning to Keiko and Ranma, she asked, "Now what really happened?"
Ranma closed his eyes for a second, hiding their glow, and answered in an unnaturally reverberating voice, "When Keiko was injured, the wound would have been fatal, even with my regenerative powers."
"Wait a minute," Akane interrupted. "What are you talking about? You don't sound like Ranma!"
"Well," 'Ranma' continued," That is because I am not Ranma. My name is Coplanar. I am a Tok'Ra."
Keiko further explained, "The Tok'Ra are alien symbiotes that form a truly symbiotic relationship with their hosts."
Soun started weeping, "Wah! The schools will never be joined! Wah!"
"Oh, please," Volanar muttered. "Ranma is still himself." Ranma was suddenly hit by Soun's river of tears, triggering the curse. "Er, I mean herself," Volanar continued. "I knew I should have paid more attention to what Keiko was doing. Anyway, talk to Ranma."
Again Ranma closed her eyes. After regaining control of her body, Ranma-chan spoke in her usual voice, asking, "Hey, Keiko, how did you ever get used to this?"
Keiko smiled and replied, "Volanar didn't really participate in my life at all. I was only giving her a place to live for a while."
"Anyway," Volanar continued, "I couldn't save Keiko on my own, so I quickly explained to Ranma what he needed to do in order to save her." She held up a circular device. "This is a Hand Device. It is much more effective at healing than just a symbiote is, especially with all of Ranma's latent energy."
"So why didn't Ranma just use the device by himself?" Nabiki asked.
"You need Naquida in your blood to be able to use it," Volanar explained. "Continuing on, once Ranma agreed, I entered his body through his mouth, so there wouldn't be any visible scarring."
"Then it wasn't a kiss?" Akane asked.
"Of course it wasn't!" Ranma-chan shouted.
Keiko asked the next important question, "What are you and Volanar going to do now, Ranma?"
"Apparently there's a military base in America that Volanar wants tovisit. Something about annoying the General," Ranma-chan stated.
"She meant whether or not you and Volanar will be staying together, Ranchan," Ukyo told her with a laugh.
"Well, I guess we'll stay together for now and see what happens," Ranma replied, before letting Volanar take control.
"This curse of his might give me a headache, though," groaned Volanar. "The hormone shifts are unsettling, to say the least." Everyone sweatdropped and mindless chitchat ensued.
Later that night, when everyone was asleep, Ryoga appeared in the dojo, a new umbrella keeping him out of the heavy rain. He entered the guest room and stood above the sleeping Ranma. Whispering, "Now you die, Saotome," Ryoga punched directly at Ranma's head. Ranma, oblivious to the world, rolled over at that exact instance, causing Ryoga to impale the pillow instead. "Damn it," he cursed before trying again. Still he missed as Ranma turned out of the way without waking. "Even in your sleep, you mock me!" Wake up and die!" Ryoga bellowed, punting Ranma out into the rain.
"Hey!" Ranma-chan shouted. "What did you do that for?"
"So you are cursed to become a girl. You know nothing of a true curse!" Ryoga shouted as he attacked, his umbrella still keeping him dry.
"What's going on?" Ukyo asked, waking up. Noticing the hole in the wall, she looked out and saw Ranma-chan fighting Ryoga. "Doesn't he ever take a break?" she asked the air, flinging herself out of the window. Before she could lend Ranma a hand, however, the fight was ended by the other girls in the house.
A few minutes earlier, a loud crash, namely Ranma going through a wall, had awoken the Tendo girls. "What was that noise?" Nabiki asked, standing at the bottom of the stairs.
"I think it was a burglar," Akane stated. "I'll go take care of him!" she continued, hefting a cinderblock.
"You could hurt someone with that," Kasumi berated Akane. "Here, use this instead." A minute later, the dumbbell Kasumi had handed Akane was hurled at the two combatants, knocking the umbrella away and Ranma unconscious.
Ryoga fled, unaware that he was being followed. When his curse activated, Ukyo swooped down and caught the resulting small animal before he could escape. Minutes later, Ukyo was standing in the kitchen, holding both Ryoga's clothing and a small black pig. "Hey everyone," she announced. "I caught Ryoga!"
"Really?" Akane asked. "Where is he?"
"He's the pig," Ranma-chan stated. "Give me his clothing and some hot water so we can hear how this happened."
Once Ryoga was both human and decent again, he told his tragic tale, "When Ranma ran from our fight, I followed him, all the way to Jusenkyo. While I was there, a panda, chased by a red-headed girl and a winged demon girl, knocked me into the Spring of Drowned Black Piglet. The panda reached down and picked me up. He carried me back to the guide's hut, where the guide mentioned that there was a spring of Drowned Black Piglet, but that didn't stop him from trying to cook me for diner without checking first."
"How horrible!" Ukyo gasped, glaring at Genma.
"Once they threw me into the pot, I returned to normal. Now, every time I get splashed, I turn into a pig!"
"That isn't all that bad," Ukyo said, patting Ryoga on the shoulder. "I think there's a Spring of Drowned Mercenary, or something."
Ranma-chan remembered the tale of that particular Spring, so she corrected Ukyo, "Actually, it was the Spring of Drowned Mercenaria mercenaria: The Spring of Drowned Hard-Shell Clam. How one of those managed to drown is beyond me. They never actually tested the spring because they didn't want to be cursed, especially with that curse, so the spring might not have a curse yet."
"So, Ukyo, what Spring did you fall into?" Ryoga asked, noticing the girl's odd appearance. She hadn't changed back because she didn't really mind the curse, just the annoyances it caused.
"I fell into two Springs," Ukyo explained. "First I fell into the Spring of Drowned Vampire Bat, and then I fell into the Spring of Drowned Girl."
"The Spring of Drowned Girl didn't remove the curse?" Ryoga asked, aghast.
Ranma answered, "Unfortunately, no. The curses seem to mix, rather than cancelling each other. I'm going to stay as far away from the Spring of Drowned Man as possible." Ryoga nodded in agreement.
"I don't think I want to be a pig man," Ryoga muttered to himself.
"Well, I need to get back to sleep," Ranma-chan stated. "I'm going to need my energy if I'm going to swim to America tomorrow." She headed off to bed, completely forgetting about her current gender. Or that thought was repressed by Volanar, in order to escape another headache.
Ranma woke up earlier than normal, as well as on her own. This was exceedingly abnormal behavior for the pigtailed youth. It could also be explained by two things: she wanted to get an early start on her trip, and/or she needed less sleep after joining with Volanar. Either way, she was up early, and she was ready to go, having packed everything she might need safely away in her weapon space. Ah, behold the usefulness of Amazon Hidden Weapons techniques.
Looking over at Ukyo, Ranma smiled; the true girl had tied a rope to Ryoga so he couldn't get lost. "I'm amazed she still likes the lost fool," Ranma-chan muttered softly. Heading downstairs, she was surprised that Kasumi was already working in the kitchen. "What are you doing up so early, Kasumi?"
Oh, Ranma, you're up already," Kasumi remarked. "I was just preparing some food for your trip." Smiling, she pointed to the mounds of food on the counter.
"Thank you, Kasumi. I was planning on catching my means, but this is much easier."
"You're welcome. Did you get those identification papers from Nabiki?" Kasumi asked. It wouldn't do to have her sister's fiancé arrested when he got to America.
"Yup, I have them right here," Ranma announced, producing a very peculiar passport from his sleeve. Instead of the normal single photo and identifying characteristics, Ranma's passport had two pictures, one in each form, accompanying statistics, and an explanation of his curse. All it would take to verify his identity was a glass of either hot or cold water, making the theft of said identification rather pointless.
"Boy," Genma yelled, bursting into the kitchen. "You will take Akane with you on this trip!"
"Pops," Ranma-chan started slowly. "I'm going to be swimming to America. I don't think Akane could manage that yet."
Akane had woken up from Genma's shout, and had appeared in the kitchen. "What couldn't I manage?" she demanded savagely.
"Pops thinks you should join me on my trip to America, despite the fact that I plan to swim. Not that I think you're weak or nothing; I just don't want you to get hurt. Hell, I'm not sure if I can make it all the way in one go."
Akane sighed, "I can't swim at all, forget about swimming that far."
"Really?" Ranma asked. "You should have Ukyo, or maybe Keiko, teach you while I'm on my trip."
"Sure," Ukyo said as she walked into the room. "Keiko and I can teach you."
"Well," Ranma-chan declared. "I need to get going, or I'll miss the tide. Bye for now!" Ranma stuffed Kasumi's food into her weapon space and ran out the door. Once she reached the coast, she jumped in and began swimming towards America.
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Well, that's another chapter done. Keep up the guessing! Some of them are really close! There should be no reviewing concerning the responses to your guesses that I may have made. Everyone should have their own chance to guess. I know Ryoga's directional curse is a little severe, but this will be important later. Like during the next chapter. Well, until next time, keep reviewing!
Also, I'd like to thank my insane clarinetist Beta reader, as well as blame any format problems I missed on using multiple formats for transmitting and editing the chapter.
As I forgot to put in a disclaimer for this chapter, I'm doing it now. I don't own Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo, the International Space Station, the continent of Antartica, Tremers, Hell, Michegan, 2000 Leagues Under the Sea, Star Trek, Stargate: SG1, Down Pariscope,wherever the Hell the Warg came from, the random hotel, Danny Phantom, or anything else I happened to miss. Thank you for your time.