YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

IT'S THE SIXTH CHAPTER!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Kankuro that was my cookie! I was waiting for that!" Gaara yelled

"Well next time don't go to the bathroom, when you make a cookie" Kankuro answered

"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP SOME MORE LETTERS ARE HERE!!! NOW GET OVER HERE!!!!!!" Temari yelled and picked a letter while her brothers continued fighting on the way to the sofas.

Hello again!
I am glad that you liked your gifts! Maybe I will give you more later. As for my questions:
Temari: Thanks for the pics they are so cute I will cherish them forever. Anyway there are some really annoying kids in my chem class that keep bugging me. If I suddenly one day and feel the need the kick some ass do you have attacking/defense tips?
Kankuro: Ten Ten hm...she's cute I guess, would you ever try and pursue a relationship with her?
Gaara: You have to be the most stubborn person I have ever heard of either that or you are too scared to answer my question. Anyway moving on...what do you do in your spare time? your hobbies and interests?

Ta Ta for now!

A Falling Angel

" Glad you liked them, well yes using taijutsu would be good to attack, for defense make sure you keep a good distance and block if you need to. Also, if you can, try to calculate which direction they may come from when they attack… YOSH!……. Kankuro"

"Well sure… that is if she ever liked me back… YOSH!…. Gaara"

"Yes I am probably the most stubborn person you ever met…….. And if you must know I sleep, if I'm able to, stare at the sunset/sunrise… I make sand castles and win a battle against Naruto… YOSH!

Temari picks out another letter

Yo!
I sent a request to Tsunade-sama for you that is if they can find you. Anyway i notice that you don't have a microwave so by the time you're finished reading this letter you should have one. Anywho...

Gaara-If you have your sand can't you use it to try and find some kind of crack in the walls? And is it true that you became the Kazekage? If so congratulations. Why don't you use your sand to protect you from the crazy fangirls? Aren't the thre of you supposed to be fighting Akatsuki? Last question for you do you ever 'play' with your sand, like make animals or stuff out of it?

Temari- Do you ever challenge you brother to fight? If so who wins? Is it incredibly annoying when your brothers argue? Is it fun to have siblings around the same age as you? How many times to you pratice with your fan and how long did it take for you to be able to pick it up?

Kankuro-How much do like cats? Do you have a cat of your own? If so does it have face paint like you? Do you have puppet animals too? When did you start to like puppets or have you liked them all your life? I hope people would stop bugging you about the being 'gay' when it's very clear that you're not.

I hope people will you alone with the Sandcest, i mean really that's just WRONG! Along with claiming poor Kankuro about being gay. Anyway if you ever need me just ask. Good luck with the other letters!

Signed,

SilverGuardian of Ancients

P.S: sorry for the really long letter i didn't intend it to be that long!

To author;
your doing a great job i love it keep it up and i'm sure you'll get more reviews and letters too!

" Have tried there are no cracks in these walls what so ever, I even tried ramming kankuro against one of the walls he didn't even make a dent."

"Oh so that why Kankuro had that big whelp on his head." Temari teased

" OH SHUT UP ITS NOT LIKE YOU DO ANY BETTER TO ME!!!" Kankuro raged

" But I wonder why that didn't work I mean he managed to that at home even without your help Gaara."

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Babygaaralover: Good thing I put an instant repair spell on the walls, floors and ceiling in that room. So that way even though if they try hitting the wall the spell automatically repairs the damage then and there. YAAAAY!!!!! INTELEGENCE!!!!! YOSH!!!

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"Anyway, yes I did become the Kazekage, thanks for congratulating me… I use my sand against the fan girls, I put a sand clone in my place… Yes we are trying to track them down, and I mention this earlier I make sand castles… YOSH!.. Go Temari.

"I always face Kankuro, then me and Kankuro team up against Gaara, I always win… You don't know how annoying they are and its always Kankuro starting it, he is always stealing food off of Gaara's plate eating his cookies, basically Kankuro just tortures my poor little Gaara."

"He just my cookies to Temari." Gaara Whines innocently

" I know Gaara, I know." Goes over to Gaara and cradles him in her arms " he's just a mean big brother isn't he."

" Yes, I don't do anything and he…(Kankuro cuts him off)"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!! YOU TWO DO WORST TO ME THEN WHAT I DO TO GAARA!! NOW JUST FINISH YOUR QUESTION TEMARI!!!!"

"Alright, alright did we make little Kanky wanky made." Temari snickered

"Just finish answering your question." Kankuro said through gritted teeth

" Ok, Ok… it would be fun to siblings the same age as me, but it probably be kind of boring, and I practices with my fan at least 6 hours a day and to took me two weeks to actually pick it up off the ground… YOSH!… Go Kankuro."

"Yeah I like cats, but I don't have my own and no it wouldn't have face paint on it. I never really thought about making an animal puppet, that's sound like a good idea. I have been interested in puppets ever since I got one for my birthday when I was little. YES SOME ONE FINALLY AGREES WITH ME!!! I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!! YOSH!"

A microwave pops up.

"Thanks for the microwave…YOSH!!!!"

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Babygaaralover: WHY THEY HELL ARE THEY ACTING LIKE GAI AND LEE!!!!!!!

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Else where

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Lee: Gai sensei why is our satellite of youthfulness not working

Gai: I don't now Lee, but we won't let that stop up from spreading youth around (giving the nice guy pose)

Lee: You right Gai sensei

Gai: LEE!

Lee: GAI SENSEI!

Gai: LEE!

Lee: GAI SENSEI!

They do a man hug with a ocean seen back round until……

Babaygaaralover: AH HAH! SO YOU TWO ARE THE REASON WHY THEY KEEP SAYING YOSH (Pulls out Mallet-sama WITH AN EVIL GLEAM IN HER EYES) YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!!!!

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Babygaaralover: All right now that satellite should be self-destructing in three…. Two… one….

Sure enough the satellite of youthfulness self destructed and babygaaralover went back home leaving an unconscious Gai and Lee behind her.

Babygaaralover: thanks for the compliment.

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"Temari"

"Yes Gaara"

"WHAT THE HELL IS SANDCEST!!!!"

"Nothing for you tow worry about Gaara your to young."

"But still"

"Your to young Gaara"

" (Pouts) I am always too young for everything"

"Kankuro you read the next letter" Temari ordered

Kankuro picked out another letter

hello again. gaara to answer ur question 'Why me?' is that u r the coolest out of the ninja. now question.
gaara: what do u dream about when u sleep?
temari: do u want to marry shika?
kankuro: have u ever tryed other fighting styles other then puppet stuff?

DesertsDemon

" Hey aren't you one of the crazy fan girls that hugged me and I no I'm cool I just want to know why you fan girls keep coming in here and hugging me. Anyway I sometimes dream about this weird tiger that always tries to kill, or other wise I dream about lots of sweets…. Temari"

" Yes that is if wants to marry me… Kankuro"

" WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE OF COURSE I USE OTHER FIGHTING STYLES!!!!!" Kankuro raged

" Awwwe is my little Kanky wanky getting kranky" Temari teased

" Just shut up and let me read another letter." Kankuro said through gritted teeth and picked out another letter.

Im back! .

Gaara: I LOVE YOU! I think you and Sakura make a good couple. I mean you have red hair she has pink hair, and your eyes are about the same colour. plus she melted saskue-teme's heart she can melt yours.now the question! Do you like the song Paralyzer or This aint a scene, its an arms race?flyingtacklepounceglompshugs-
Temari: You srsly rock! I love your outfit before and after the time skip. If you couldnt have Shikamaru, c'cuz he was goin out with Ino-pig or somone else, who whould you go out with and why?
Kankuro: I LOVE YOU -flyingtacklepounceglompshugs- -steals hat- Do you know that your nickname is KANKY it ounds A LOT like KINKY. :o kankuro!! lol :) ILY!

--morbidmusic xxoxxoxx

" Not you again (whining), don't pounce on me this time, and I don't care what you people think about me and Sakura making a good couple I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THOSE GIRLS!!!!! I like Paralyzer."

A girl pops in and for some reason she was flying at gaarra and dose her famous flyingtacklepounceglomp.

" AAAHHH GET HER OFF!!! GET HER OFF!!" Gaara screamed

" Ok anyway thanks I do rock, I guess I would probably go with Naruto, he was kind of cute after the time skip or maybe that new guy Sai… Go kankuro"

The girl then flies at Kankuro doing her famous glomp again and steals his and pops hat out.

"DAMN YOU FAN GIRLS THAT'S MY THIRD HAT!! AND YES I KNOW ABOUT THAT NICK IT WAS THANKS TO TEMARI THAT YOU FAN GIRLS FOUND OUT!!! NOW QUIT STEALING MY HATS!!!"

" Aww is my lil..."

"Don't you even start Temari just read another letter"

Temari just snickers as she gets another letter

Gaara why don't you like hugs? It means you are loved and when you were little you were sad no one loved so shouldn't you be happy now? Well since you don't like hugs, -tickles Gaara- :D KANKURO TOLD ME TO TICKLE YOU SO DON'T KILL ME! Sorry Kankuro -hugs Kankuro- :D Kankuro I like your hat but if you stop wearing it and the purple make-up you will have many more fangirls. Also -gives all cds of favorite music and stereo- Share the stereo. :D

Bella-QueenOfTehWaffles

" I don't mind hugs from Temari, I just don't like it when you fan girls come in here and hug me to death so there. And don't worry I'm happy enough knowing that Temari loves me."

Girl pops in an says, " Well since you don't like hugs" and she tickles Gaara

" AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… NO DON'T STOP… AHHHAHA.. THAT TICKLES… HAHAHAHAHA"

She then says " Kankuro told me to" gives Kankuro a hug and then leaves.

" Thanks for the hug, and that's why I wear this stuff so I don't get so many fan girls"

"KANKURO!"

" Oh come on Gaara she just tickled you"

" Yeah but you told her too"

" Yeah I did and even if you want to burry me is sand it wouldn't work since I have the sand repellent."

" Oh I know you just wait till it runs out, I will get my revenge." Gaara smirked

" Gaara you read a letter" Temari ordered

Gaara picks out another letter while having a stare down with Kankuro

To Everyone:Err...I have a problem...you see...well.(sigh)Okay here goes.(poofs into room)I have a problem with this 3 headed dragon inside me, its tainted my soul so much that I have an alter ego bent no killing EVERYTHING she can see. any tips? oh and my stupid question from before was because i was on a sugar high!(gives you a picture of a girl with angel wings, lions tail,wolf ears and birds claws for feet.And changes her eye colour to red RANDOM!)

UntamedDragon

The person poofs into the room and says "I have a problem with this 3 headed dragon inside me, its tainted my soul so much that I have an alter ego bent no killing EVERYTHING she can see. Any tips?"

" Well I think there is a jutsu you could use in the sand village to stop that… I could give it to you when we get out of here." Temari answers

The thanks her and poofs out.

"Whoa a three headed dragon man that must cuase a headache." Kankuro thought

" Well lets keep going Gaara read another letter"

Gaara picked out another letter

IM BACK BABY!

Anyone Clings to temari for the next 5 questions!! "I LOVE YOU"

Anyway questions

Temari: LOVE NARUTO NOW LOVE HIM LOVE HIM!
"Hands her a Naruto plushy"Why don't you love naruto and do you like tha naruto temarin pairing and fanfictions. And if ya do which story is the best.

Gaara: "Hands him a Dr. Pepper that never runs out and no fangirl can take it." Is naruto a brother to you?
"Hands him a Shukkaku Plushy

Kankurou: "Hands him a TenTen plushy"
Why doesn't gaara listen to you but does listen to Temari-Chan?

Uzumaki-Takumi

A person comes in and clings to Temari screaming" LOVE NARUTONOW LOVE HIM LOVE HIM!!!" Gives her a Naruto plushie

"I don't love him because I love Shikamaru.. Awwe isn't it cute could you give me a Gaara one next time? Go Gaara"

The girl then hands him a Dr. Pepper that never runs out and is fan girl proof.

"YES NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GET ANOTHER DR. PEPPER AGAIN!! THANK YOU!! Any way Yes he kinda of is." Then the person hands him a Shukkaku plushie

" Yes something to sleep with tonight" Gaara thought, " go Kankuro"

The person hands him a Ten-Ten plushie " Wow thank for the plushie, and he only listens to her because she gives him hugs (he whispers)..(hugs the plushie) I will cherish this forever… NEXT LETTER!!!" He grabs another letter.

Kankuro: Why are you afraid of the mallet you have the armor I gave you?

Gaara:Why don't you just send you sand in a small cirlce around you so that your fangirls can't touch you...unless you like the attention

Temari:Someone told me that Rock Lee was planning on stealing your eyebrows to make his own eyebrows bigger than his sensei's eyebrows does that information scare you?

Oh and everyone I am going to give everyone a special gift because I am very hyped up and have nothing better to do

To Temari I give a bottle of person repellant to be used as you see fit

To Gaara I give a larger gourd for his sand and of course it is already full(hint.try combining the gourds since they are both made of sand.end hint)

To Kankuro I give another bottle of sand repellant so he is on level ground with Gaara's new gourd

Ninjouzata

" Well for some reason that armour disappeared."

"How can you lose armour?" Temari question

"Temari who are we talking here" gaara pointed out

"Oh yeah, Kankuro."

"Oh come on its not like I lose everything."

"Ok then remember when you were eight, and you lost the first puppet you made, and it never even left your room."

"HEY I STILL BELIEVE SOMEONE STOLE IT!!! BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ARMOUR!!!! I MEAN WHERE THE HELL COULD IT GO!!!!"

"Good question, where could it have gone." Temari questioned once more

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Babygaaralover walks in the door and sees a dark figure in her room (which was actually the armour)

Babygaaralover: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! ITS T A STALKER (pulls out Metal Mallet-sama)

TAKE THAT YOU STALKER!!!!!! (Smashes the armour and noticed what it was) Phew it was just Kankuro's armour, wait a minute how did it get here.

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EvilStranger102: HOW THE HELL DID I SEND THE ARMOUR THERE!!! THIS STUPID THING MUST BE MALFUNCTIONING AGAIN!!!!!!!

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"Well that's a Mystery we will just leave alone for now…. Answer your question Gaara."

" I would if I wanted too, but I only do it just to annoy Kankuro since his fan girls can't compare to mine."

"Oh shut it Gaara so far, since we have been here, I have had plenty of fan girls come in her and give me hugs, kisses, and some of them even pounced on me. Just like yours so far, so there." Kankuro said triumphantly

" Big deal my fan girls started before yours did so there." Gaara mocked " Go Temari"

"No that doesn't scare me at all, if he even tries he's a dead man."

A bottle of persons repellant pops up in front Temari, A larger gourd pops up in front Gaara and another sand repellant bottle pops up in front of Kankuro.

" Thanks" they siblings said in unison

"Yes now I am still gonna be invincible to your sand lil bro.. heehee hee"

" So what that just means I have to wait until that can runs out (takes a sip of his Dr. Peper) and when that runs out my revenge will come."

Temari eyed the person repellant then eyed the person from earlier clinging to her. She just shrugged her shoulders " you' ll only be here for four more questions, can you pass me a letter." The person nodded and passed Temari another letter

hi again! more q's!
Kankuro: -hits on head- the authoress told me to... ok, so why did u start wearin a kitty ear hat, not that i have anything against THAT (cats rule), just everything else about u i hate... yeah -borrows temaris fan, hits on head with it(duh) gives back and leaves-
gaara: i have an idea AND a question. idea, destroy the sand repelent. oh, and who do u hate more your dad, or your brother(lets pretend ur dads alive 4 this..)
Temari: If you could kill one person without consequence, who would you kill?
ok, im done, no wait -grabs lobster/crab and forces to pinch gaara's cheeks- NOW im done, seeyah peeps!

Wolfsrock32

A person comes in hits Kankuro on the head

"OW! HEY WHAT DID I DO! Any way Temari made this for me when I was little…"

Then person takes Temari's fan and hits kankuro in the head with it

"OW WHAT THE HELL DI D I DO TO YOU!!!!, GO GAARA!!!"

"I can't, Kankuro was smart enough to rub some of the repellant on the can, and I just saw him do it to his new one… I would kill my father… Go Temari"

" I WOULD KILL THAT INO WITCH!!!!!" Temari raged with fire in her eyes

" That's it I am sorry but you have to go ( Temari picks up the persons repellant and sprays it) Sorry" she calls out the person who pops out and then the same person that hit Kankuro grab a lobster out of no where and made it pinch Gaara's cheeks and pops out.

" OWOWOWOOOOWWWW!!!!! (Pulls the lobster off) THAT'S IT YOUR DINNER! (Throw the lobster in the hot tub, and turns the tubs temperature on high and rubs his cheeks) Why do people keep pinching my cheeks?"

"Kankuro read another letter while I got get a cold clothe to put on Gaara's cheeks"

Kankuro picks out another letter

dear sans sibbies
temari: if Shikamaru would bite his lip would u kiss it better?
if you don't know how he kisses we will send him to you! sends shika
gaara:why dont you kill naruto and get your own show, you and sibs and are the best! go you
do you like pizza? givs pizza to gaara and temari
is it true that lee stole your eyebrows?
kanky: can i call u kanky ?

ZOMG its gaara

Gives Gaara the cold clothes to put on his cheeks " Yes I would if he wanted me to… Wait no don't bring him here."

Shikamaru pops in " Oh great this is troublesome where am I"

"Well we are in here to answer questions that people sent an one wanted you to kiss me and…" Temari was cut of by Shikamaru's lips against hers then he smirks at her and pops out.

" Hey Temari" Kankuro waves a hand in front of her. Temari just stood there in shock as to what just happened " Gaara answer your question"

"If I do who will I have that feels the same way I do, and someone who I would like to defeat some day… No its not true lee stole our eye brows... Kankuro"

" Sure that what all the other fan girls call me." Looks to see no more letters "well that's all the letters for now" kanuro waves a hand in front of his sister's face again " well she not with us any more."

" I'm going to see of that lobster is done, and then maybe eat that pizza that last person sent me."

"I am going to make me a cookie."

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Gaara pops in where Babygaaralover is

Babygaaralover: Well that all for now

Gaara: Where am I and who are you

Babygaaralover: GAARA! –Glomps Gaara and tickles him-

Gaara: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! N.. NOT AGAIN!!!! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Bbaygaaralover: Bye Bye Booooos