Disclaimer: Nope. Still not mine.

Author's Note: Uhm...this is a scene I mentioned in the first chapter of Life. I think it was in the second paragraph. I hope you like it! Oh and I have no idea the Computer Crimes squad names so I took great pleasure in making them up.

One Police Plaza

Computer Crimes Squad Room

Friday, November 14

I yawned and stretched my arms over the back of my chair and smiled lightly at Sydney Adams and Maria Hanson, two of my co-workers in Computer Crimes.

"Hey Stabler!" I glanced to my right at my boss, Charley O'Harra, and raised my eyebrows in question, still yawning. "Get your ass outta here. You're tired as hell. You got a couple of one year olds at home that need their mommy. Plus, it's dead in here. Pack your stuff and leave. I'll call you if we need you. See you Monday."

"Thanks Captain. I'll see you guys Monday." I grabbed a couple of files and threw them in my briefcase to work on at home, closed the files I had been working on on my computer and smiled at the display picture of Elliot, Maureen, Kathleen, Elizabeth, Dickie, Bryce, Breanna and I before logging off and turning of the computer.

"Hey Olivia?" I heard my desk partner, Riley Lentz, yell at me from beside a file room and turned to him. He was six foot six, had big green eyes and strawberry blonde hair, a very imposing figure in a room with three women and two small men. It didn't help anything that he had a temper ten times worse than my husband's and tended to get out of control with nothing to take his rage out on other than the computers and us, his co-workers.

"Yea Riley?"

"Can you help me find something in here?" He asked, lip trapped between his teeth and face slightly flushed. I raised one eyebrow but complied and walked into the file room with him.

"What'd you need Lentz?" I asked turning from the filing cabinets towards him. He grabbed my shoulders and pulled me to him, pressing his lips to mine. I pulled back instantely and slapped him in the face, hard. "What the hell was that Riley? I am very happily married and even if I wasn't what gave you the right to do that?" I screamed at him but stayed out of his face, afraid that he would try to grab me again.

"Oh come on Olivia. You know you want me. I am so much more of a man than that husband of yours. If I was your man, you would be the happiest woman in the world. We'd have the craziest, sexiest sex ever Olivia. Just think about it!" My eyes widened in disgust and I edged my way out of the file room as he called my name.

"Riley, just stay away from me. I mean it. Stay away." I repeated as I grabbed my bag and hurried out of the squad room.

Stabler Residence

Friday, November 14

I shoved open my door and was deeply relieved to see my husband and two youngest children sitting together on the couch. I smiled, very relieve that I wouldn't have to deal with the twins on my own and Elliot had already relieved Maureen of watching them.

"Hey baby. How was work?" He asked, smiling at me.

"Sucked. Who all's home?"

"Just us. Katie's at Maureen's dorm and the twins are at another set of twin's brithday party for the weekend. We got the whole weekend to us and the twins. Why'd you wanna know?"

"Elliot, I'm going to tell you something but you have to promise me you won't freak out. Okay?" I asked, sitting beside him and leaning against his chest after taking Bryce from the couch beside him.

"Uhm...I guess. What's up Liv?"

"Well, you remember Riley Lentz right?" I asked, deciding to work the story fairly slowly.

"Yea. Big guy? Gotta worse temper than mine? Your desk partner right?" He asked smiling.

"Yea. Well...he did something today. Something you're not gonna be happy about but I'm going to tell you anyway because I want you to trust me. Alright?"

"Of course Liv. You know I trust you. What the hell did the bastard do?"

"He, he pulled me into one of the filing rooms right before I left and right when I turned around he kissed me." I pused, seeing Elliot's eyes widen in anger that I hoped wasn't directed at me. "Elliot, I slapped him as soon as he did it. I slapped him, yelled at him and left. I sware I didn't do anything to make him do it."

He grabbed me and at first I was scared but I was relieved when he pulled me to his chest and held me to him tight. "I'll kill him Liv. Kill him."

"Elliot, I would tell you not to but I know you wouldn't listen and truthfully, I don't care." He chuckled slightly then I added. "Actually, just talk to him El, please. I don't want you to be fired or arrested so please keep it harmless. If it was any other way then I wouldn't give a flying shit but I don't think I could raise twins on my own so...just don't get arrested. Okay?"

"Alright Liv. I'll talk to him. But, I'm pretty sure my fist talks better than my mouth though." I laughed and cuddled into him, knowing that when Monday came there would be hell for Riley Lentz to pay.

One Police Plaza

Computer Crimes Squad Room

Monday, November 17

I sat at my desk, talking to Sydney and Maria, while trying to ignore the shouting coming from my husband and desk partner in the next room.

After about fifteen minutes I heard a very loud smacking sound. It didn't sound like a fist, louder and it resonated, more like a body hitting the ground.

My husband exited the room, grinning. I looked at him with wide eyes and a small smirk formed on his lips. "What?" He asked incredulously. I looked over his shoulder at Riley who was walking out of the room, a scowl on his face and a hand on hit backside.

I stood, grabbed my husband's arm, and lead him outside to talk. "Elliot?!?! What'd you do?"

"Chill-ax Liv. I didn't touch him."

"Elliot, if you didn't touch him then what did you do?"

"I accidently pulled his chair out from under him Liv. It was a total accident. Really." He smirked at me and I rolled my eyes trying not to smile but it eventually broke through and I shook my head at him.

"You better be glad I love you so much or I would kick your ass Elliot Daniel Stabler." He grinned and leaned down to hug me, then kissed my lips chastely.

"I gotta get outta here Babe. I'll see you later 'kay? How 'bout lunch?" He asked and I nodded.

"Alright. Call me when you're ready and I'll come up there. I'd like to see the guys for a little bit anyway."

"Okay. I will. Love you Liv."

"Love you too." I walked him outside and to the elevator and gave him another kiss goodbye.

When I got back to my squd room I was met with two giggling detectives, a smirking captain and detective and a scowling detective. I smirked slightly and looked down at my shoes.

Well, thanks to my wonderful, jealous husband, my annoying, crazy partner will now leave me alone. And all he did was bruise his ego a little.