BGL: this is my new nickname. Like it… (Here's a thump) What was that?
Evilstranger102: hope she didn't hear me.
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Temari suddenly puffed back to herself, "well that was kind of fun" then some letters fell on the table.
"Alright more letters it was starting to get a little boring in here."
"I'll wake Gaara while you read a letter Kankuro"
Kankuro grabbed a letter.
OMFG! i've got some questions! ok ok
Temari: um do you really know how to cook or no, ne?
Gaara: was your teddy bears name Sandykins?? if not what is it,ne??
Kankuro: -glomps- yay! KITTY EARS (aka: kankuro) ok ok i was just wondering what color your hair was and if i could touch it,ne?...o/o um yeah so yay -glomps him again- srry its a bad habbit...v/v
ItAcHi-KiSaMe LoVeInG fAn G...
"Yes I can cook"
"Yet some times you still burn up the kitchen." Kankuro teased
"If I recall that was you, when you tried to boil water."
"Oh, that's right… that was kind of hard."
Temari shook Garaa lightly, "Gaara wake up you have to answer your question.
" No it's Mr. Beary." Yawns then falls back to sleep.
The girl comes and glomps Kankuro and Yells "KITTY EARS"
" YES I HAVE BEEN TACKLED BY A FANGIRL!!! And it's a light brown color and sure you can touch it. The girl then ruffles his hair and squeals with excitement. Then glomps him again.
" Bye alright onto the next letter." Kankuro then gets another letter
ok. i have a few questions.
Gaara: your hot and sexy gaara. will you go out with me? i love you.xD and im not a fangirl... i jus think ur hot. if you go out with me ill give u candy and cookies. if not, ill bite u. literally.
kankuro: u rhot too but not as hot as gaara. my question is how come ur not as hot as gaara?
Temari: if shikamaru asked you out, what would u say? and iif u didnt like shikamaru, who would you like?
3mme3mme forever
"Thanks and since I don't want you any of germs I will go out with you. Also I just want the candy you bring…. Go Kankuro"
"HEH I AM WAY MORE SEXYIER THAN GAARA!!! THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU CAN'T TELL IS BECAUSE GAARA HAS SOM MANY FREAKIN FAN GIRLS!!!" Takes off his hat and his shirt, then pulls Gaara up off the couch and takes off his shirt to.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"
"TRYING TO MAKE A POINT!!!!! NOW LOOK HOW CAN YOU SAY GARRA IS MORE SEXIER THAN ME!!"
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BGL: Can't take its to YAOI!!!! (then falls out of her chair with a slight nosebleed)
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Just then a bunch of cameras came out of nowhere and started taking pictures.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Kankuro screamed trying to shield his eyes
Then a hand pushed Gaara into Kankuro Causing Him to embrace Gaara in a hug. The camera's started snap faster. Then another hand came and pushed Kankuro and caused them both to fall (kankuro on top of Gaara) the camera's increased their snapping speed once more, and vanished.
" I don't think there was anybody behind the camera's." Kankuro stated getting up and helping Gaara up.
"Hmm I wonder where they cam from?" questioned a worried Temari.
"Who knows… ack" Something grabbed Gaara's ankle, which in turn caused kankuro to catch him in a hug like embrace
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BGL: (getting back in the chair wiping off her nosebleed) what happened (then looked at kankuro and Gaara) YAAAOOOIIII!!!!!!! (falls out of her chair again with another nosebleed)
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" Anyway you two put your shirts back on while I answer my questions"
Her brothers nodded and did as they were told
" I would say Yes of course, and I guess it would be Naruto or Kiba" picks another letter
hi! (showers gaara with kisses) you're just so cute! (huggles)
anyways, i have questions.
Gaara: i think it's cute how short you are. about how tall are you? (glomps)
Temari: where do you get all your kick outfits? SHARE! (goes into temari's closet and takes an outfit)
kankuro: (smacks your head with a papper fan) you're too old to be playing with dollies! (hits him over the head with his puppet)
ps. (huggles gaara and showers him with kisses) YOU'RE SO CUTE! (gives him a fresh batch of cookies)
- Autumn's Snow
A girl comes and kisses Gaara all over his face and hugs him
"NOOOO FANGIRL KISSES!!!!" Tries run away but then the girl glomps him "NOOOOO LET ME GO!!!!!!" tries to get her off
" Get my stuff at Shinobi's R Us and Gaara is Four foot seven. Sure take as many as you want."
The same girl then comes and hits Kankuro with a paper fan and yells " Your to old to be playing with dollies." Them she picks a Karasu and hits him the head again and knocks him out. Then once again Kisses Gaara all over his face and hugs him and gives him a batch of cookies. " Not again… Cookies!"
:D IM BACK...AGAIN!
Gaara: PANDIE-CHAN!! -flyingtacklepounceglompshugs- :D yay! you chose Sakura! -Sakura pops into room and stays latched onto Gaaras arm until the end of the chapter- :) I cant think of a question for you so ill send you a present instead -gives Gaara a life sized Shukaku plushie- .
Temari: You go girl! I think you should dye your hair black! It would look awsome with your feirce eyes:) -gives lifesized Gaara plushie-
Kanky: -flyingtacklepounceglompshugs- I LOVE YOU YOU SEXY BEAST! -kisses kanky on the lips- :D can i hang out with you until the chappie ends? -gives endless supply of sandrepelent that cant get taken away by fangirls and other people- -gives a klondike bar- :D
I love you all!
--Morbidmusic!
" Oh not that weird tackle. RUNAWAY!" Gaara's running around the room was in vein as Morbid did her famous glomp on him. " Why do you do that every time, and I'm glad that you r glad that I chose Sakura." Then Sakura appears latched on to his arm
'Yay I'm latched on to Gaara' Sakura's thoughts
" Hey your right black would go with my eyes and then my glares would be even more fierce. Yes big Gaara plushie!!"
Morbid then glomps Kankuro which woke him up "ACK! Oh its you" She then kisses Kanky on the lips. "Sure you can hang with. This is my lucky day an endless supply of sand repellent, a Klondike bar and a kiss on the lips from a fan who thinks I'm a Sexy beast. ALRIGHT!!!"
"Hey sakura lets go jump on my shukaku plushie"
"Ohh that's sounds like fun." Gaara and Sakura went and jump on the plushie
Hi! Sand Sibs! Oh My Gaara in suna, its Gaara! But, sadly, I'm not your fan girl. I'm Kanky's! Why are you so damn sexy?!?!?!!? Guess what? I like cutting people!! And strawberry syurp!! hint:BLOOD!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
OK, here are my questions.
Gaara: OK, I know u luv to kill people, which is awesome!! Your my idol! u should see wat i do to my friend, rey!! sends pic
Also i luv teddies!!
Temari: Your so awesome! Uh...but i dont know wat 2 ask.
Kankurou:ZOMG! U R SO HOT! AND U R SO NOT GAY! I saw a pic of u wid no facepaint or anything, no clothes either, come to think of it... and i REALLY GOT A NOSEBLEED!! My friend came in, and she was like, WHAT THE HELL!!?? And i was all like, what, too hot 4 u? anyways, gaara, try not to hurt kanky 2 much, ok? Or i swear..! anyway, i am sending u... juicie juice! And sharpies! that should give u some fun, neh? and 4 Kankurou, sexy pics of me and french kisses! i am such a perv! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK, then, bye!
- Luv, T-Pot Uchiha Oh My Gaara!
For some reason Morbid started glare daggers at the letter.
"O.k. I really am trying to get out of that habit, but I still kill hoboes off the streets," looks at the picture "You're a pro"
"Thanks your compliment was enough."
"Yes another girl thinks I'm Sexy and not gay, and I must have been to hot for your friend since she could not comprehend." Then the girl came in and gave him pics of her and French kissed him. Morbid started to flare, which in turn scared Gaara.
"Uhh Morbid are you alright, your scaring me."
Morbid calmed down and told Gaara she was fine but then continued to glare daggers at Kankuro for drooling at those pictures.
first of all you sand nin Rock! but kankuro doesnt rock as hard as Temari and Gaara. Ok!! Here's the questions!! If you answer them, you get chocolate chip cookies and chocolate milk!
Temari:what do you think Shika would say if you asked him out and what do you hope he would say?
Kankuro:Do you think you could ever handle being a father since you hate kids so much?
Gaara:Out of everyone you've been paired with in fanfics, who do like the most?
Thanks for answeringand I hope you like the snacks!
Hana of Water
"WHAT HOW AM I NOT AS AWSOME AS GAARA AND TEMARI!!!"
" You just are so face it an let me answer my question, Who probably say 'fine even though it would be troublesome', I hope he would 'say Temari I would love to go out with you, what time did you want me to come by.' But that just my hopes" she receives her cookie and chocolate milk. "Thanks… Kankuro"
" Probably I mean why wouldn't I love my own kids." He received his cookies and chocolate milk. " Thanks!… Gaara"
"Well its kind of obvious it would Sakura" He blushed slightly as Sakura looked up at him and smiled. Then He received his cookie and Chocolate milk. "Thanks"
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro:
First of all, congrats to Temari and Kankuro on becoming jounin, and to Gaara for becoming the leader of Wind Country's entire military. Temari, you may just be my idol. Not really, but you are pretty awesome. Try not to do any permanent damage to Kankuro, he might come in handy someday. Gaara, …no, it's okay, I swear I won't hug you. If I could have a jar full of your sand, though, I'd be eternally grateful. And I'd put in a request to get you guys windows. For Kankuro, I have a bag full of facepaints, because between the chloroform, the food, and both the fangirlish and the sandy violence, I figured you were running low. No hats I'm afraid. Try not to let Gaara get kidnapped again anytime soon.
GryphonDown
"Thanks and I'll only hurt him if he gets on my nerves."
" O.k. I believe you and sure but why do you need a jar of my sand for." Gives it to GryphonDown
"Thanks I was getting low, and don't worry I will protect my baby bro."
" Great that s just what you need more make up."
"Dahmit Temari its war face paint!"
"Sure it is, next letter."
hey guys! I come bearing gifts and questions. For starters, who do you hate the most out of the entire cast? (rubs herself against Gaara's legs whilst purring like a cat)Oh, and could you lot help me with the dragon crisis?
UntamedDragon
" I HATE THAT INO PIG WITCH!!" Temari glared with fire in her eys and flames behind her
"I hate the stuck up Uchiha brat"
"I agree with Kankuro, and stop that.. It's disturbing."
"What washer dragon problem again Temari?"
"I forgot Kankuro, can please remind us next time you write. Morbid why don't you read the last few letters."
Morbid picked up a letter and read it.
ok ok here are my questions:
Gaara-sama: ok i know you hate fan gurls and your luck im not one and i sware im not lying -pats him on the head- my feelings twards you are more of a brother sister type n.n oh and here is a can of Fan Gurl Repleant so they cant touch you n.n trust me your a kwl character and everything but im more of a itachi/kisame/kankuro/rock lee fan gurl n.n
Temari-chan: your way awsome and so kwl and your like a big sister to me too n.n -gives her fuge brownies- n.n
Kankuro-kun: YAY! KANKURO-KUN (AKA: KITTY EARS)-glomps you and kisses you- yay kisses for kitty ears anyways here -gives him a can of sand repleant that never runs out- cuz i hate it when ppl try to hurt you and its fan gurl proofed too and here i made these for you speacialy their my famouse coco-crispy cho. chip cookies and their really big and heres a few small ones to share with your baby brother and big sister n.n you get the huge ones n.n why cuz i love you -huggs him really tight and kisses him again- yay!n.n oh and heres a new hat seance everyone keeps trying to get it and no one can take it off but you cuz i sprayed it with my specal stuff n.n
Babygaaralover: your awsome and stop trying to hurt Kankuro-kun ok and tickel gaara for me cuz i dont want to get killed doing it myself oh and heres a seven layer cho. cake i made for you n.n
Kankuro lover-T Draco lover...
Just then Kankuro lover came in patted Gaara on the head and gives him the fan girl repellant.
"Thanks, and don't ever pat my head again… Go Temari"
"Wow thank I glad you see me as your big sis, and thanks for the brownies… Kankuro"
" Yes more repellant, this runs out, and more kisses, this is great!"
Morbid stares daggers at him
"And thanks for your special cookies they taste great, and the hat now I have an extra. Also who the hell is Babygaaralover again?"
"Kankuro we don't know that remember."
"Oh yeah your right Temari."
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BGL: Hey its everyone else I would never hurt my Sexy Kitty-chan and sure he can't get me any way. -Puts on her magic cloak-
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" Hehehey AAAHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAP THAHAHAHAT."
Sakura looked at Gaara worried
"Gaara what wrong?"
SOME THHIHIHNGS TICKLING MEHEHEHEHEHE." Gaar then starts to breath heavy.
"What was that just now?"
"I –huff- Said –huff something was tickling me eep." Gaara jump from Sakura poking his sides and grinning evilly. "S-s-akura don't please I hate being tickled."
"Why gaara it makes it all the more fun to do it." Sakura then tries to pounce on Gaara, who dodges her and makes a run for it. Sakura was right on his heals
"O.k.…. while Sakura tries to catch Gaara lets read the next letter... Morbid"
Morbid picked up the next letter
hey...i have a question for the trio: why is Gaara the next Kazekage, instead of Temari [who is the oldest or Kankuro? I thought the title goes to the oldest male [Kankuro...because that's usually the way it is in inheriting titles.
randompersonwholikesapples
" To answer your question, it depends how much of a leader you will be, and also its based on your power as a shinobi and your loyalty for the village. Gaara's reason was to become accepted by everyone in the village… Next one please Morbid"
Morbid nodded at Temari and grabbed another letter.
hello again panda boy lol
gaara: i hope u like the cake i gave u. oh and this is from kate. -hands gaara box- its full of fuge. not the bad the good. hope u like.
temari: where is ur favorite place to be?
kankuro: u will NEVER EVER be smexyer of hotter the gaara-kun. so get over ur self. - slapes kankuro- lol
-DesertsDemon
Still running from Sakura " Yeah it was good even though I only got one piece of it, thanks to Kankuro eating the rest. Thanks for the fudge." Sits it on the table as he runs by it " go Temari"
"Probably the Kanoha baths, I can just let all my troubles melt away."
Then a girl comes and yells, " you will NEVER EVER! Be smexyer than or hotter than Gaara. So get over yourself." She then slaps him
"Ow. Hey I am sexier than Gaara." Takes of his hat, shirt and then grabs Gaara and takes off his shirt again. "SEE NOW TAKE A GOOD LOOK!!!!!"
Sakura nose bleed at the sight of seeing gaara with his shirt off. While Morid drooled at the sight and took pictures herself.
Once again cameras appeared out of nowhere and were taking pictures and pushed Gaara into Kankuro. Causing Kankuro to hold him in a hug, the cameras speed up on their snapping pace, Kankuro slightly tickled Gaara's sides causing him to giggle and trying to push away from Kankuros chest. At this the cameras snapping paces speed up even more.
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BGL: -On the floor with a nose bleed mumbling something about Yaoi and sexy boys –
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"What the hell again?" Kankuro yelled while putting his shirt back on.
While Gaara put his shirt back Sakura had recovered and pounced on him from behind and started to tickle his ribs.
"AAAHHHHAHAHAHA S-SAKURAHAHA PLEHEHEHEASE STAHAHAHAP!!!!"
"Lets let them have their fun, last letter please morbid."
Morbid picked up the last letter
Dear gaara,
You are super cool. I took five personality test 4 ended out saying I was like you and one like kankuro. My friends say im scary when I recite why I exist...to Kill everyone! Coughs now on to the questions.
Why are you awesome?
Can you control all sand not just your special sand?
Please tell me you still hate lee with all your being.
InvaderTal
"Sakura let Gaara answer his questions"
"Sure Temari." Sakura let Gaara up
Gaara took a few deep breaths before answering " Thanks, and its because I just am. I can control other sand as long as I mix it with the sand that is already fused with my chakra. And Lee is O.k. once you get used to him."
Just them kankuro get Super glomped
"NO you can't have my hat, purple is cool, sure just tell me what you want and yes I have brown hair!!! Now GET OFF!!!…. Man that hurt."
"Well that's all the questions you guys Bye Morbid Bye Sakura."
"Bye Temari!" They said in unison
"Bye Panda bear" Sakura smiled at Gaara
"Bye sakura" Gaara blushed at his nickname
"Hey morbid wait" Kankuro pulls Morbid to the side and whispers in her ear " here's a good tackle for you to use its called flyingtacklepounceglompshugstickle you can use that on Gaara next time oh also." Kankuro french kisses her " Bye"
Morbid and Sakura wave good-bye once again and popped out
"Well I think I'll check my e-mail" Temari went over to the computer
"I'm gonna go sleep on my big plushie."
" I'm taking a nap on the couch."
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BGL: Sorry this took so long and don't worry all the other question will be on the next chapter I just split them up this time since their were so many reviews. See you next chapter!!! BYE BYE BOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!
Evilstranger102: I'll be back next time too.