BGL: Hi everybody, I am back with the rest of the questions. Remember if your question wasn't on the last chapter it will be on this one. Enjoy the chapter!!!!!!!
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Temari had just finished chatting with Ten-Ten when more questions appeared on the table. " More question you guys"
Kankuro sat up on the Couch "Wow that was quick"
"Gaara… Gaara… Wake up we have more questions."
Gaara sat up on his big plushie and hopped.
"Alright first letter" Temari got a letter
Babygaaralover – I don't think you're being watched, I think you're being stalked.(hands babygaara lover a big gun) If you are a good shot, aim for the knees so you can incapacitate this person and question him. If you are not a good shot, aim for center-mass, between the shoulders and waist. It's the broadest surface area and gives you a better chance of hitting your target. In addition, it will certainly maim if not kill.
Sand Sibs,
Thanks for the dance. To show my appreciation, I would like to make you dinner. If you will please tell me what you want, I will make it from scratch (even if I have to go out and hunt it down). No prepackaged crap for you guys.
Also Gaara do you like Bagpipe music? How about Kilts? I think you would look really, really good in a kilt.
Temari, my friend that you danced with is driving me crazy. He wants to know if you will go out with him on Saturday. He's handsome, rich and treats his women really, really well. I think you should go. I can't go out with him because he is my 1st cousin and that would be … ew.
Kankuro, you Tango well. Who knew you were so hot blooded. WOW! I don't think you are as innocent as you pretend to be.
grahamsmoon
"Now way this babygaaraover is being stocked, Hope that gun comes in handy." Kankuro stared at the letter in shock.
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BGL: Thanks for the gun, now where is he, let he him even try to peep in here.
Evilstranger102: Crap that's a big gun. I think I better stay on the roof for a while.
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" I want Hamburgers and Curry."
"That sounds good Gaara, Same for me."
"I'll have what my brothers eat."
"Bag pipe music gives me headaches, I would I want to wear a skirt… Go Temari."
"Your friend sounds nice, I 'll go out with him, as a friend, but I still love Shikamaru… Kankuro."
"Hey thanks, and why don't you think I'm innocent?"
"Because your not."
"Oh come on Gaara."
"Oh no we are not about to start that, Temari read another letter."
Temari: Hug You need some love. Anywho, what are some of your hobbies?
Kankuro: Is that puppet of yours heavy?
Gaara: No question, but sicks insane fangirl on you Whe!
FH Fan
FH Fan comes in and hugs Temari "Thank you, my hobbies are giving myself manicures, mainly just spa treatment, also collecting fans."
"Yeah their heavy, but I get use to them."
Just then an insane fangirl pops in and squeals when she sees's Gaara " DAM YOU!!!"
Runs for his life with crazy fan girl on his heals
"RUN LIL BRO!!! RUN!!!"
The fan girl was about to pounce him when she suddenly disappeared. Gaara slumped down on the floor in relief.
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BGL: What the hell where she go? I didn't pop her out; I bet it was that stalker.
Evilstranger102: Good guess, it was me all that high pitch squealing gave me a headache.
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"Are you o.k? Gaara, wanna lay on your big plushie?"
"That's a good idea, you read another letter and I'll go lay on my plushie, I'm tired ."
Temari picks out another letter while Gaara jumped on his big plushie.
gaara- have you ever heard the Sexual Harrasment panda song?
mangafreak1310
"NO! AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!" Gaara yelled from where he laid
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BGL: I WANT HEAR IT PLEASE !!!!!!!
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Temari grabbed another letter
I LOVE THIS STORY!
Gaara I think your awesome, but you should be nicer to Kankuro! I'm not one of those fangirls. Well..Not too you anyway.
Temari you are my favorite ninja girl! You are like freakin' awesome! I think you and Shika-kun make a great couple, but I'm Shikamaru's #1 fangirl! Trust me!
Kankuro you are really cool! I think your sibs should be nicer to you!
OK! Here's my question. I've heard that Temari's the oldest, but I always thought Kankuro was? Who is older, Temari or Kankuro?
Thats all from me! Bye!
- Crystal A.K.A Hynatta-Rocks24
"Thanks and NEVER!!!!! – laughs evilly-"
"Thanks and I trust you."
"Thanks, Yeah I know they should be nicer."
"I'm the oldest of course."
Wait Temari I thought you were the youngest as in you were born first." Kankuro's in stupid mode
Temari sweat drops " Uhh Kankuro, oldest means you were born first"
"Really when did that happen."
"While you were behind the washer trying to get penny because it was shiny." Gaara mused
"Oh shut up its not my fault shiny things attract my attention."
Temari grabbed another letter
That last review was supposed to say something else. Anyway, gives all 3 cookies.
FH Fan
"Thanks for the cookies" They said in unison
Hey, I think I did a teeny-weeny miscalculation. You'll stay like pokemon 'till chapter 10, until then, POKEBLOCKS! All of a pokemon's favorite berries stuffed up into blocky treats!
HEY babygaaralover, this is the last line the random guy who's making Gaara and Kankuro appear in you're room:
"Evilstranger102: You will never find me babygaaralover, but will always find you my sweet… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Random, huh? Oh, and do you guys like to be pokemon? Have you tried the attacks yet? And sorry Gaara, I won't ever laugh like Orochimaru again. Now I'll just laugh like...DUN DUN DUN...NARAKU!1!1! -insert evil Naraku laugh here- Ja ne! -super glomps and kisses Gaara- I JUST HAD TO!1!1!
oOo-Kaede Higuchi-oOo
They turn back into Pokemon.
"ALRIGHT I'M A DELCATTY AGAIN.!!!! I THINK BEING A POKEMON ROCKS!!!!!" Kankuro yelled
"It fun I still get to use wind attacks…Gaara"
"Its o.k. I geuss. And no I haven't tried any attacks yet"
"Nether have I."
"Let me try silver wind." Just then Temari did silver wind and sent Kankuro flying
"HEY WATCH IT!!!"
"Oops did I do that, sorry." Temari snickers evilly and grabs another letter
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BGL: WHAT THIS STALKER HAS A CRUSH ON ME!!!! NOT TO MENTION HE SOUNDS CRAZY!!!!
Evilstranger102: No that person gave me away -starts to move around-
BGL: What was that? – moves to the spot – RIGHT THERE -aims and shoots a circle- and down comes Evilstranger102- AAAAAAHHHHHITS THE STALKER AND I AM OUT OF ROUNDS!!!!!!!
Evilstranger102: UHHHHGGGGG!!!!
BGL: -carefully walks over to Evilstranger102 and yanks off his hooded robes – GRIMMJAW YOU'RE MY STALKER!!!!
Grim: Yeah… yeah I'm your stalker.
BGL YAY! GRIM-CHAN HAS A CRUCH ONME! GRIM-CHAN HAS A CRUSH ON ME! –jumps up and down -
Grim: QUIT BOUNCIN AROUND AND FINISH THIS CHPATEER ALREADY!!!!!!
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hi! i changedmy name! it used to be wolfsrock32, but now its coolier!
Gaara & Kankuro, YOU KILLED MY FREAKIN MUTANT LOBSTERS! NOW U SHALL PAY! AGAIN! -sand/puppet proof giant mutant lobsters with spikey mallets appear- DIE!
Temari, im taking a leaf from serindipity-san's book, what would YOU do for a klondike bar? and, what is your opinion on the inoshika pairing? how about naruhina?
bye!
oh and babygaaralover, feel free to save the bozo's before they die from blood loss or getting crushed, JUST DONT KILL MY LOBSTERS!-cookies for u and temari!-
okay, now goodbye!
WolfChibi-Chan
"AAAHHHH!! YOUR BACK AND SO ARE THE LOBSTERS!!!!" Knakuro and Gaara run for the lives from the lobsters.
" I guess I would dress up in those sexy type of fan close. I THINK INOSHIKA SHOULD BURN IN THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! Also I think that naruhina is cute."
The lobsters had caught kankuro and were hitting him with their spiky mallets
" AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"STAY AWAY!!!!" Gaara was still running
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BGL: Kay after Temari reads the next question I'll send them back to you.
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Temari grabbed another letter
dear sand sibs
kanky:wow ur defintly smexie and hot without ur facepaint and shirt on ;D
but still... GAARA IS HOTTER can u get me a date with gaara then i give you tenten to kiss you!
temari: wanna kiss shika again? mabey with tongue if u can get me a date with gaara that could happen sends shika and tenten
gaara:your the smexiest and hottest ninja in the wind and fire country wanna go out with me i give you tons of cookies and chocolate bars!
ultra sexy kunochi
Just then all the lobsters popped away
"Owowowowowoowowowowowowowow!!!! Thanks for the compliment and I am not even going to explain it any, but still how is Gaara hotter than me?"
" Yes I would, but I doubt Gaara will go out with you.
"No sorry, but I love Sakura."
"I guess Ten-Ten and that lazy kid aint coming since we couldn't convince Gaara."
Guardian of Atlantis
"Wow that's a lot of questions.
1. About 25 Ibs
2. Konoha
3. Yes I have.
4. I have no clue
6. What do you mean by that
7. NEITHER?
8. Yes I have
9. Yes, I would be Sango
10. No and the second scars me.
Thanks for your questions and you shorted me one that was 9."
Kankuro, do you like wearing facepaint or no facepaint?
Temari,how do you feel about Kankuro secretly going out with a girl who looks like you?(He's planning 'IT')
Gaara, do you still have A teddy?
Vanessa
"I like face paint"
" I really don't care, I am not a lesbo."
"Yes I have my teddy."
"And you look like one too."
"Shut up, at least I'm not the one who got beat up the lobsters."
"That's right you didn't even come back and help me!"
"Not my fault you're clumsy you could trip on bug if it was crawling in front of you."
"I would not."
"Would to."
"WOULD NOT!"
"WOULD TO!"
"WOULD NOT!"
"WOULD TO!"
"THAT'S ENOUGH, LETS JUST FINISH ANSWERING QUESTIONS!"
Gaara: -Hugs Gaara- I know how happy you are that I'm back to hug you! -Hugs Gaara again- Anyways, how are you holding up in there?
Temari: How are you doing in there? I hope your brothers aren't bothering you too much! Oh, I was wondering, what do you think of Tsunade?
Kankuro: Hi Kankuro! -Hugs Kankuro- How are you doing in there? Were you ever a pirate at one point in your life? Also, do you have a Suna Mobile? Batman has the Batmobile, so I was wondering if you had a Suna Mobile! I know that's incredibly random, but the topic of if you had a Suna Mobile came up in one of my fics :)
Pooh Bear Is My Hero
"NOOOOO WHY DID YOU COME BACK!!! LET ME GO!!! STOP HUGGING MEEEEE!!!! Also I'M A TEDDYURSA WHO DO THINK I'MDOING!!!!!!!!! THESE ROTTEN FASNGILRS KEEP DOING THINGS ME AND YOUR ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" I'm fine, well no not that much, mainly its Kankuro. Tsunade kicks ass!"
Poor bear then goes over and hugs Kankuro
"I'm fine but this one person keeps sending in his scary lobsters and they tried to kill me. HELL NOO!! I AM NOT LIKE BATMAN YOU RANDOM FAN GIRL!!!!"
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BGL: Thanks Pooh Bear keep torturing Sagay!
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woot, ok any way
kankuro: would you not eat a klondike bare for a klondike bar?( i must know!...!)
temari: are you a magical leoplurodon? or are you a magical wood nimp?
gaara: will you kill all the preps i hate in my school (mostly cleasea,april and kara),i'll give you candy,a klondike bar and i'll duck-tape my friends to the wall and they will only be able to stare at pictures of you cause they wont be able to get down...and stuff.
-serindipity
p.s.give chicken pot PIE and klondikes bars that kankuro cant eat
p.s.s. i know how you can shut kankuro up: duck tape gives 30 rolls of duck tape to you
p.s.s.s. i like apple sauce
serindipity
"If it was for a Klondike bar yes."
"Magical wood nimp"
" Yes I will as long as you keep your friends duck taped to a wall."
Chicken potpie and Klondike bars appear and thirty rolls of duck tape appear
"Thanks" The siblings yelled in unison
"Wait I Cant' have any Klondike bars."
"That's right." Gaara snickers
" I'll duck tape you later I have no hands"
Shakes hands with all three
Gaara: I collect Teddy bears so I really like them. Do you collect them? And what do you think of Rock Lee, Neji and Sakura?
Temari: What would you do if something happened to you're brothers?
Kankuro: What would you do if something happened to Temari and Gaara? Oh and what do you think of Gai (Rock Lee's Sensei)
Your friend,
An Angel Flying with broken wings
An Angel Flying with broken...
Just then AAFWBW came in and shook their pokemon hands
"No I don't I just had Mr. Beary as a toy, Rock Lee is O.k., Neji is a stuck up punk and Sakura I have a crush on."
"I would be so devastated if anything happened to them."
" I would be the happiest man alive, but sadly I must say I would kill the batsards who did it, An Gai is freakyspandexyouthloveingsicopath."
"I don't think we were gonna ask about." Temari picked another letter
KANKURO! I LUVS YOU! Gives Kankuro hugs and kisses.
Temari:Can you be cool like Kankuro and let me borrow some money I owe Naruto some ramen.
Gaara: You are cool can you get me a husky puppy? Your second on my favorite people list. Temari is third. Kankuro First then Kakashi 4th. Oh and Gaara did you know that Deidara got hos arms back? Yeps Kakashi cut his other one off using his type of the shardigon (i know i spelt that wrong.)
Anime-Fan132
Anime-Fan132 popped in and gave Kankuro hugs and kisses
"YAAAA!! I'M LOVED!!"
"NO THAT KID WOULD EAT OUT MY WALLET!!!"
"Why do I have to get you a puppy? And I'm glad I'm on your Favs list, but why is Kankuro first. Also HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HIS ARM BACK!!!"
"Because she loves, thanks for the lifetime supply of purple face paint."
Just then Anime-Fan132 yelled "AND TO ALL THE KANKURO HATERS THE HAT AND THE PURPLE FACE PAINT IS WHAT PUPETEARS WEAR SO PISE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She then gave Kankuro more hugs and kisses and popped out
Temari: Have you ever think that it's time Gaara knows what is -whispers- Sandcest -done whispering-?
Gaara: Don't worry, I am not a fangirl of yours, really. Here's a question for you: If you have to rank Ino, Hinata, Sakura, and Ten-Ten from 1-4, who would be in the 1st place (bet it's Hinata), 2nd, 3rd, and who'd be the last? -gives Gaara lollipops to make sure he won't kill me for not being his fangirl-
Shinobi-chan
" Yes, But when should I tell him everyone?" Temari whispered
" Why don't I believe O.K here 1)Sakura 2)Hinata 3) Ten-Ten and 4)Ino. Thanks for the lolly pop." Gaara sucks on his lolly happily
"Aaaaaaawwwww! Why aren't you my fangirl? Actually I don't because he gets tortured by them more than me." Snickers evilly " I guess it's because of my hormones."
"Hey Temari"
"Yes Gaara"
" What was she whispering?"
"Just private girl things Gaara"
hey temari you rule!
(pops up and gives her a shikamaru plushie)
questions!
Kankuro-why do you where black when your in the desert? u must b boiling!
Gaara-Can I have your teddy please!
Temari-I like your fan where did you get it? Also ask shika out!(shikamaru randomly pops up and shikari hugs him)
( pops up and gives everyone their fav food! then bashes sasuke into a bloody pulp and stays till the end of the chapter)
Shikari-nara-of-the-desert
Shikari pops in and Gives Temari a Shika plushie.
"Thanks."
"Actually the fabric is very thin so I don't get that hot."
"NO MR. BEARY IS MINE!! GO AWAY!!!"
" I got the day we had to choose are weapons, and um O.k. -acts like hinata-."
Then Shikamaru pops up and Shikari gives him a hug
"Shikamaru will go out with me once I leave here."
"Sure I guess lets set up a date when you get out O.K."
"O.K."
Then Shika pops out. Shikair then gives everyone their favorite food.
"YAAAAAAAY!!! HAMBUGERS AND CURRY!!!!!!" Kankuro yelled looking at all the food they get to eat later.
Then Sasuke pops in out of nowhere
"WHAT THE HELL!!!!!"
Then Shikari beats him to a bloody pulp and goes to get her self a Strawberry ice cream smoothie.
"Hey Shikari you can read the last letter"
Shikari came back with her Smothie in hand and read the last letter
yess!! you guys rule! (apears and kisses temari and gives gaara a big cookie and ingores kankuro) Gaara i feel your pain ppl are always telling me im too yough for everything we should roit!
Temari i love you you are the coolest! hey if shikamaru didnt want to go out with you would you go out with me?
Kankuro ya your ok but still you get ur beaten by sasori lol!...uh...hem sorry kankuro oh hey are you awear that pl say that you and sakura are a good couple? Gaara one last heads up u might want to go kill lee people think u guys...well...ya no...
ok by love ya alls! not kankuro as much...
newb storiest
Newb pops in andkisses temari and gives gaara a big cookie and ingores kankuro.
"HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!!!."
"What about you Kankuro."
"Oh shut up Gaara!"
"Anyway, thanks and sure I would, that is if Shiak didn't want to."
"O.K. I will ignore the first part and no I did not, but I still love Ten-Ten."
"I can't kill Lee I will just go and kill the people who think that."
"Yes now we can eat I'll eat my Poke blocks first." Kankuro dove for the Poke blocks
" I think I will practice silver wing."
"I'm eating some hamburger and curry." Gaara Started to eat as well
Shikari Sat there and sipped her smoothie.
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BGL: Ok there you guys go sorry that took so long, but school is back in session. And I was dumb enough to take summer classes. Shikari since you didn't get to stay very long you get to stay in the entire next chapter. Also Now the Stalker is revealed
Grim: What ever.
BGL: Which reminds me I have to punish you for everything you've done
Grim: Uh Oh I'm in trouble – runs away-
BGL: BYE BYE BOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!! –runs after Grimmjaw- GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!