Me: Hello. My name is zara2148.
Arxaz: And I am Arxaz, the good muse.
Raxaz: And I am Raxaz, the evil muse.
Me: And here to help me with my disclaimer is the Master of Time himself, Clockwork. Clockwork, will I ever own Danny Phantom?
Clockwork: No.
Me: And there you have it. Oh, and this is my first story. But I highly doubt any of you care about that. Anyway, on with the story!
Dan sighed as he leaned against the walls of the Fenton Thermos, currently in the possession of a certain Master of Time. "What did I ever do to deserve this fate?"
"You killed thousands of people, leveled Amity Park, and did countless damage to many of the Ghost Zone's denizens," said the all-knowing (and in Dan's opinion, all-annoying) ghost known as Clockwork.
"I MEANT OTHER THAN THAT!!"
"Fine. You insulted my haircut."