Disclaimer: I dont own any of the Rocky Horror Picutre Show songs or rights, it all belongs to the oh so great Richard O'Brien and Twentieth Century Fox. I have a few of there cd's and 2 dvds, but thats it. GO RICHARD!

Author's Note: 'Little Rocky' and I wrote this one and scif-fi, Mr Hand didnt help till Time Warp. This ones not as good as Science Kitchen, I was actually cracking up while I wrrote that one. This one? not so much. Yet again I will take any criticism as long as its too help me improve. I didnt get that many reviews (only two) but I sent them to Mr Hand and she said I should post the next one. Thankyou Dove Sparrow-Swann and Malicious Magenta for the reviews, you really boasted my confidence. And again if anyone has any suggestions for the chorus of Sweet Tranny I would be greatful and fully credit you for it :)! Hope you like this one, Im nervous...

Dammit, Janet, lets eat Pie

Brad: Hey, Janet.

Janet: Yes, Brad?

Brad: I've got something to say

Janet: Uh-huh?

Brad: I really love the . . . skill full way.
You beat the other girls
To the recipe.
The crust was thick but ate it (Janet)
The recipes is ours, so let's make it (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it.(Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet.
Lets eat pie.

The cream was filling but I ate it. (Janet)
There's a fire in the kitchen and you fan it. (Janet)
If there's one cook for you, then I am it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet.
Lets eat pie.

Here's the pan to prove that I'm no joker.
There's three ways a pie can cook.
That's yum, yuk, or mediocre
J-A-N-E-T lets go eat some pie!

Janet: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe cooked! (Oh Brad)
Now we're chefs and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you cooked for mom and you know dads recipe (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad,
For your pie

Janet: Oh Brad.

Brad: Oh, Dammit.

Janet: I'm hungry.

Brad: Oh, Janet!

Janet: For pie.

Brad: I'm hungry too.

Both: There's one thing left cook.

Brad: And that's go see the man who began it! (Janet)
When we met in his cooking exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the dough and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet,
Lets eat pie.

Dammit, Janet

Janet: Oh Brad, I'm hungry.

Brad: Dammit, Janet.

Both: Lets eat pie.