Chapter &: Just a Couple of Beaches

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but do to my ancestry I own a castle. That's a start I guess.

"Orochimaru-sama, are you sure about doing this I mean using this jutsu could mean your death," said the ninja. "I know forming that alliance has made you change, the men can sense it, but look at what you're doing. Even the resurrection jutsu called for a death, but using the ashes of the original body to form a new body and resurrecting the soul is a whole new territory that we shouldn't try trespassing on. He must have reincarnated already so how do you plan to get his soul."

"You may not realize this, but I miss my mother and father," replied Orochimaru. "My whole start into forbidden jutsus was to be able to think up something like this and then I had that near death experience that caused my fear of death. It was that day that changed me from the young student I was, to the very dark, evil genius that I was. I used to think Sasuke was something special, but I couldn't see how much there was to Naruto and it seemed to me like I was waking up from some dream or nightmare. Do you know how powerful that boy is, Shirotabi?"

"No sir," said the baffled Shirotabi, taken aback by Orochimaru's calm composure even while he was setting up a dangerous jutsu.

"He has the ability to change the personality of each person he touches or comes into contact with for the better," said Orochimaru. "He has changed my way of thinking even though I had gone so far as to kill the Sandaime. Luckily, people still remembered that I was the one who saved Sasuke from certain death at the hands of his brother. Now look at me, the infamous Orochimaru, getting invited to the future Rokudaime's wedding. Now that is something that I'd never imagine would happen to me in a long time, but here I am. I can't say that I've been the best leader, but now I actually care and I wouldn't have had I not met Naruto so I can only think of this as something that would help him. Plus if this works I'll be one step closer to gaining my child hood dream. I don't know how much time I have left since this body that Kabuto gave me can only hold my soul in for so long. I think dying now would only make things go faster and kill all bad thoughts or memories buried with me."

Orochimaru stood there in the dark room with silver metallic walls that would be able to take a lot of damage. The floor was made of plain white tiles and there was an examining table for bodies. On that table now was a bunch of ash that was once a man and would hopefully be a man again. Cutting his finger, Orochimaru let the blood flow over the ash as he added to clay to slowly take up the ash and form the desired body that he wanted. After that he drew the seal on the floor making sure the markings were in exact position for the jutsu required that everything was right in position. Taking a depp breath, orochimaru begn doing the hand signs that would start the jutsu that he hoped would resurrect the one person Naruto would want to see at the wedding, the Yondaime.

"Well what should we do for food," asked Marie. "I know you got the Ichiruka Ramen guy to do the ramen, but who else will cook and what?"

"I've got some guys who can do Hibachi grilling and then there are some people who can do the rest of the food," replied Renji.

"I don't know if I trust you now that I saw the real reason that you came here," said Marie with a bit of annoyance in her voice.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," said Renji as he flipped on the tv.

FLASH BACK BEGINS

"Well the beach looks beautiful don't you think Renji," asked Marie as she smiled cheerfully at Renji.

"I guess so," was the neutral reply. Then he did something that wasn't like his character. "But I find them lacking in comparison to the beauty of your smile and natural grace."

Marie was blushing as she heard his words whispered in her ear like some romantic story, but Renji didn't seem like the type to be romantic and her thoughts were soon proven by his withdrawal from the spot it had occupied near her ear. He began walking off leaving her to stare at his back which he had never shown do to something of his past that he didn't want to show her, but apparently Sakura and Ino weren't ones to be stopped by such a thing. The two had tried to catch him when he came out of the shower, but he had already unscrewed the light bulbs and pulled down the shutters so that the room was pitch black. While they were too busy trying to find their way to the door, he put on some clothes and groped them both. They didn't tell any of the other women because the first thing they'd be asking was why they had been in Renji's room in the first place. A man with a camera was what brought her out of her musings and she could see that he had a Hawaiian shirt on with pictures of palm trees and khaki shorts on. His spiky hair was dyed green and he wore small sunglasses.

"Would you like to be on Kuinochi Gone Wild," asked the man holding the video camera up. "We got some other Kuinochi coming here for vacation, but the ones we really wanted to get a shot of were just over there and they were going to some wedding or something and wouldn't let us get off a shot."

"I'm sorry, but I don't want to be in your film," replied Marie.

"Ah, but you look like the type of loose girl we were looking for," exclaimed the man.

"What the hell did you just say," asked Marie, who was, if anything, pissed off. She grabbed the guy by his shirt and beat him within an inch of his life. "I am not that kind of woman so don't you go getting any ideas like that again!"

"Noted…mam," said the man with the camera, whose face was now black and blue. "We got enough footage anyway."

As it turned out, Naruto was doing a bit of beating himself, on the men who were trying to pressure Hinata to be on Kuinochi Gone Wild. They had swarmed around her when they saw how cute she looked in her blue bikini and one of them had tried to spill water on her, but instead of getting a peek at Hinata's tits he got a peek of her gentle fist. The next wave of men were more persistent, trying now to snatch of her top, which gained them a kage bushin ass kicking which tore them up.

"Step the fuck back from my fiancé," shouted Naruto as he threw one of the guys off into the horizon with one of his tails. That was the indication for them to leave.

"We just can't get any luck with the wedding crowd," said one of the men, who had on a white shirt with swim trunks.

"You do realize that as soon as they realize that's the reason you chose this place there going to pissed…off," warned Marie as she looked over at her assistant who was chatting with a serving girl.

"Oh we're pissed off alright," shouted Naruto who had the rest of the women right behind him, all with angry expressions. Renji could see Jiraiya and Kankuro tied to a stick and slowly being roasted over a fire, which was a bit much no matter how you look at it.

"So why do you have them there," asked Renji.

"They tried doing some filming of their own and disreputable behavior," replied Tsunade. "So do you mind telling us when you were going to let us know what you were planning?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about, but it seems like you won't care so go ahead and hit me with the dish pan or whatever you're going to use," said Renji bored. That's when they broke out the dish pans.

FLASHBACK ENDS

"I still don't remember that," said Renji going baqck to put some more ointment on the burn scars from the roast.