Disclaimer: Nothing of The Rocky Horror is mine. It's all Twentieth Century Fox's and Richard O'Brien's. Yay for Richard!

Author's Note: I wonder if people read this… hmm… This is rather soon and no ones reviewing but I wanted to post this one before I go on band camp next week. I know Pie and Cheese seems disgusting but my friend Mr Hand was going around singing it on New Years Eve so I asked her if I could throw it in the song, obviously she said yes. MORE REVIEWS PEOPLE!!!! I'll be your friend if you do:)

Pie and Cheese:

It's Astounding
Pie is cooling
Hunger takes it's toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to eat some pie

I remember
Eating a pie
Drinking those moments when
The Pie would hit me
And the my stomach would be calling

Let's eat some Pie and Cheese.
Let's eat some Pie and Cheese

It's just a bite of the Pie.
And then a nibble of cheese
With your hands on the plate
You bring fork in close.
But it's the cherry pie
That really drive you insane

Let's eat some Pie and Cheese.
Let's eat some Pie and Cheese

It's so dreamy
Oh pie free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all.
In another Dimension
With voyeuristic flavours
Well secluded, I've eaten all.

With a bit of a Pie Flip
You're into the Kitchen
And no food can ever be the same
You're spaced out on the cherry
Like you're under sedation.

Let's eat some Pie and Cheese.
Let's eat some Pie and Cheese.

Well, I was walking down the street, just a eating some pie,
When a snake of a chef gave me an evil piece,
It shook-a me up, he took me by surprise,
He had a bakery shop and the Devil's kitchen
He gave me a job and I felt a change.
Other Food meant nothing never would again.

Let's eat some Pie and Cheese.
Let's eat some Pie and Cheese

It's just a bite of the Pie.
And then a nibble of cheese
With your hands on the plate
You bring fork in close.
But it's the cherry pie
That really drive you insane

Let's eat some Pie and Cheese.
Let's eat some Pie and Cheese!

Author's Note: Bah! Sweet Trannie next and I am still having trouble with the chorus. Mr Hands like "No its fine, leave it. They will love it!" I would love any suggestions at this point in time thanks! Please…..