Chapter 9: Oh Father Where Art Thou

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Author's note: I know that you're expecting a dead Hokage to be the man under the umbrella; I mean I put the scene instead of having it as a flash back.

Naruto looked at the man who had been hiding under the umbrella and he let his eyes wonder over the man's blond hair and blue eyes. The man was tall, but not as tall as he was when Naruto last remembered seeing him, which was when he was born. He couldn't believe his eyes; he was standing in front of the Yondaime, his own father. Naruto thought he was trapped in a dream or a memory that was like a mirage of hope and was doomed to fade away into that horizon, doomed to fade into nothingness. When Keiji had explained how he brought Zabuza back from the dead, he said that Zabuza hadn't moved on and therefore had not been reincarnated at the time of his resurrection. The Yondaime had been dead long enough for him to have to have been reincarnated, so how did Orochimaru do it. The answer was in the letter, the new jutstu. But now one question remained, did Orochimaru live or die.

Renji had gone out drinking with his band mates and was coming back from the bar when he was caught in the rain. It poured down on him, washing away all the bad thoughts in his head as it soaked him to the bone. Deciding that he should take a warm shower he began to wonder where Marie was, but he realized that the auditions must be taking longer than he thought. His nose then picked up something, a scent of a woman's perfume, but it wasn't Marie's or any of the other women's perfume. He waited for her to come in, but his ear started to pick up something that sounded like she was undressing. He realized it must be some woman of the hour sent here by accident, but the perfume was too expensive for someone a hooker that made house calls. Getting out of the shower he saw the trail of clothes that had been placed seductively from the bathroom door to the bedroom that Marie slept in. That's where the mysterious woman was waiting for him and he looked at her as she used her finger to tell him to come into bed with her. The windmill kunai wasn't far from his reach so he could easily take it out and ask her why she was there that way, but it wouldn't be as fun if he did that.

Not needing second invitation he took off the towel and climbed into the bed with the mysterious woman. He put his hand on her cheek with his thumb rubbing her lips before she started to suck on it. His hand didn't sense any poison like it would if there was any so he kissed her deeply, letting his tongue play with hers as he let his hands wonder down to her naked breasts. He started playing with her breast, molding them like clay, feeling the soft smooth flesh that was in his hands. She moaned loudly in his mouth and he could tell she had sensitive breast by the volume so he didn't put that much effort into it. Instead he put his effort into her neck, giving it monkey bites, hickies, and other marks, before he let his mouth wander to her breast. He started sucking on it softly before he picked up the pace, making her moan uncontrollably as the sensation touched her body.

"Oh god please more," cried the woman as she could feel herself on the edge as she moved up onto him and felt how big he was.

"I think you woke him up," said Renji with a sinister smile, but the mysterious woman didn't see as she was too busy with Renji's mouth on her breasts.

When he stopped his with his breast pleasuring, she felt her self-control going out the window as she leaned over to grab his erection. She ran her hand up and down the rock hard cock that was in her hands and she placed all that she could fit in her mouth. He was easily nine inches and she nearly choked on it the first time she shoved it into her mouth, but as she ran her tongue all around it. He looked at her as her head bobbed and weaved over his member, but he wished it was someone else, someone whom he actually cared for, her. He figured that knowing who she was took priority over having a good time since the information may mean danger for the group. He brought her up after he came in her mouth and she cleaned it all up with her tongue. Making it look like he was kissing her neck, he sunk his teeth into her neck and soon drew out everything about her.

"You bastard," she said as she brought out a knife from under the pillow to stab him, but he easily grabbed her arms and chuckled.

"Though I may like the female body, there is one person who could possibly seduce me and you're not her," said Renji with his sinister smile that brought chills to her spine. "I know you were sent to kill me by him, but I couldn't get his whereabouts so where is he or someone who knows where he is."

"I know where he is," said a chilling voice from the corner of the room. Renji had seen this man once before when he was last in the oto village. Orochimaru.

"So what do I owe the honor of your presence, Orochimaru-sama," asked Renji as he put on some clothes from under the cover. The woman was to busy covering herself up to try and stab Renji.

"I came here to let you in on something," said Orochimaru. "I know a lot about you and where you came from. I know almost everything about you that you want to know."

"Then I guess the question that is really on my mind is how," said Renji narrowing his eyes on Orochimaru as his hand went for a kunai that he kept under the mattress.

"Well, you are, without a doubt, my best experiment and my son at the same time," rplied Orochimau. "The experiment called for a fermented egg that I used from a woman, you're mother, but complications arose and it went better than expected."

"I drink the blood of people sometimes and that's better than expected," shouted Renji in rage.

"I was into sick shit back when you were created and so since you looked the most normal I let you walk out and live your life," said Orochimaru. "After all you were my son and I didn't see anything special about you. Now that you know the truth, do you want to use that kunai that you have in your hand?"

"Father," whispered Naruto as he stared at the Yondaime, who had up until now been called the late Yondaime. "I thought I'd never see you,ever, but here you are."

"Naruto, you've grown a bit since we last met," joked Arashi, the Yondaime.

"Since we last met when I was first born, I guess I did hit a growth spurt somewhere along the way," said Naruto grinning as he rushed over to hug his father, the thing he'd always wanted to do.

"I'm sorry for putting the Kyuubi inside of you, I can only hope that the villagers didn't treat you like a monster. Did Keiji help you out any?"

"Not till this happened," replied Naruto showing the fox ears and tails.

"I didn't expect being the vessel of the Kyuubi would have that affect," said a shocked Arashi as he looked at the fox features.

"No this is a long story," laughed Naruto as he went into the story of his life, which we all know so I'm not going to even go over it.

"So Keiji actually tried to kill the Sandaime," asked Arashi in disbelief.

"Yeah, he was angry and the Sandaime wouldn't give him answers, but now he's married to Anko with two kids, both trouble makers. Also, Orochimaru formed a treaty with us, but I guess you know that since he did bring you back and all."

"So where is Kakashi," asked Arashi. "I haven't seen my old student in so long, I hope he's gotten a woman now ever since Rin died"

"Yeah he's married to Kurenai," said Naruto smiling.

"I think I met her when she was little, but I can't match a face to that name."

"Naruto who are you talking to," asked Kakashi as he entered the room. He stopped dead in his tracks as he saw his former teacher sitting on the couch with Naruto when he was supposed to be dead. The sight caused Kakashi to faint as it would anyone who saw someone they knew was dead talking to someone.

"Kakashi, wake up my old friend," said Arashi worried that he'd frightened his old pupil to death.

"Did I…smoke so much I don't even remember even getting high," asked Kakashi as he saw Arashi.

"No, you can thank Orochimaru for this," said Arashi, smirking at Kakashi's question. "So I see you're like Naruto as well, I must say the Okami did a great job in their decision."

"Thank you, Arashi sensei," replied Kakashi.

"Well I wonder if Ecchi-sama is around," said Arashi.

"Yeah, that sukebe is probably being beaten by Oba-sama right now," said Naruto laughing.

"Does Tsunade still look young with a big chest," asked Arashi remembering how angry she got when he called her big gun toting grandma, even though she wasn't that old at the time.

"Yeah, but she's over sixty and so does her husband, Sagat."

"Really, she got married after Dan died, that's odd I thought she'd be avoiding this place, but I saw her face on the mountain so she must be the Godaime. Why did you get the one with a gambling problem by the way?"

"Well we had to choose between her or ero-senin," replied Naruto. "Like hell we were going to make Orochimaru the Godaime. Ero-senin conceded since he didn't want to be tied down here and it was a good choice because we would have no credit if we got the sanin that looks at women while they're bathing so we went the Gambling addict, who had racked up some debt."

"We once played strip poker with her and she lost to us," said Arashi. "We were going to a meeting and we met Tsunade at the inn, I had Kakashi with me and I swear he didn't want to take that mask off, even if he was down to nothing else, but he's a damn good poker player. He only had his vest off after the whole thing."

"Yeah those were the days," said Kakashi looking into memories of the times they had together.

"Yeah so where are the ancients," asked Arashi, not noticing that the two were behind him.

"I don't know, but I bet Tsunade's gambling away Konoha's fortune, while ero-senin's peeping into an onsen," replied Naruto, also not noticing that they were behind him.

"No they're behind you," said Kakashi as he saw their faces pale and looks of horror spread across their faces.

Author's note: Shout out to Kuinochi-Neko a good friend of mine, who is writing an incredible story, check it out, it's called A Wolf in the Leaves of 8. Good Story, it's on my reader's list. By the way, I want some one to write aprequel to Their Eyes so the whole back story gets thrown in using chapter one's description.