Disclaimer: Nothing of The Rocky Horror is mine. It's all Twentieth Century Fox's and the lovely Richard O'Brien's.
Author's Note: Here it is, the one I've been dreading to put up. Bare with me people, the chorus isn't great and I just got back from camp so I'm too tired to fix it. The Head chef part fits in with a part in a later song if I can remember it correctly, but the rest, it's… okay… It's how we origianly wrote it but we were hypo and thought alot of things were funny but they aren't. I would just love reviews to boast my confidence in this song! This is by Little Rocky and myself. ENJOY!
Sweet Head Chef:
How d'ya do I
See you've met my fateful
Pastry Chef
He's just a little
Brought down because
when you knocked
He thought you were the
Critique man.
Don't get strung up
By the way I look
Don't judge a cook book by it's cover
I'm not much of a cook
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a chef
I'm just a Sweet Head Chef
From Transpieual, Piesylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe give you a taste
You like you're both pretty hungry
but if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could cook you an old Steve Reeves recipe
Well I'm glad we caught you at home
Can we use your kitchen?
We're both a little bit hungry.
Right.
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
Well you got caught without a pie, well
How bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night, it'll
All seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic baker.
I'm just a Sweet Head Chef
From Transpieual, Piesylvania
Why don't you stay for the night?
(night)
Or maybe - a bite.
(bite)
I could show you my favorite- obssession
I've been making a pie
With gold crust and a base
And it's good for relieving my- hunger
I'm just a Sweet Head Chef
From Transpieual, Piesylvania
cook it, cook it
I'm just a Sweet Head Chef
From Transpieual, Piesylvania
So- come up to the kitchen
And see what's in the oven
I hear you stomach rumble with antici- pation.
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the crust
But not the filling!
Author's Note: YAY THAT ONES OVER!! Don't get me wrong, I found it fun to write but the chorus has been bugging me and it has stopped me from writing the next song and starting a Riff and Mag thing that has been in my head for over a month now! Review please!