AHOY,FRIENDS!!!Welcome to the second chappie of A Quest In Time.
Here is my trusty friend Cranky telling you all the number of reveiws!
Cranky:YOU IDIOT!!!!NO ONE REVEIWED!!!!
(slunks down) sigh I guess Im just not as good as I was last year.../sniff/
RoyalFanatic:Thats not true and you know it!!
AHH!!KOGA RETURNED!!!(yet again pulls out the bottle labled 'Idiot Wolf Demon Repelent...Thingy')Oh.Hi,RoyFan.
RoyFan:Hi.
I HAVE AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!RoyFan is now my co-auther for all my stories!
Cranky:(sarcasticly)I'm soooooo thrilled...
I thought you would be.
RoyFan:(hugs JS friendly)
(Disclaimer:I do not own DKC or any other characters connected to the games.I do own the Cedethel of the After Life Demons and the kitsune form of Wrinkly,Rebecca,demon DKC characters,demon Hikari,Hikari,demon Sikuru,Sikuru,and Immortal Cranky.)
Note:Hikari and Cranky are step brothers.
Chapter 2-The Journey,Familier Faces,And The Chosen One
"DK,can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease take a brake?"Cranky moaned,slunking down.It had been about three hours since they departed into the mists of time and it's sounding like they've switched minds or something.
"Patience is a trustworthy friend,Cranky.You must take it out and enjoy life with it while you can,"DK said,sounding more like Sensei Splinter and Cranky every minuet.
"DK,you're scaring me."
"I'm starting to scare myself,too."
"What's happening to you two?"
"Shut up,Hikari."
"Hey,wait.You don't have an hikari,DK."
"Oooooooooooooooooh,shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit,"they both said.
"...STEROIDS!!!!!"
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HEY!!!!GIVE ME BACK MY STEROIDS!!!!!!"
Befor Cranky and Hikari could pounce on each other,a pissed white divine cat demon stood where DK had just stood.
"Um...Why am I a divine cat?"
"Uh...I guess we should explain."
"You go ahead Cranky.Explain to him.I'll get the fried bananas."
"Ew.Gross.I hate fried bananas."
"See.Now,most of the Kong Clan LIKES fried bananas."
"Name one,Hikari."
"Hogwarma."
"No one here is named Hogwarma,you idiot."
"Errrrrrrrr..."
"HIKARI!!!!!!!!"
"MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cranky heaved a sigh at Hikari's actions.
"PUUUUUUUDDDDDDIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Huh?"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!THE CURSE OF THE RANDOM AUTHER IS ON US FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stupid idiots."
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yoi no namei!"
THUD
"What was that all about?"
"Um..."
" What do you mean,"Um..."?"
"Yoi no namei is a word I can use to shut Hika up."
"Hika?"
"Hika is short for Hikari."
"OK,back to the "Yoi no namei" buiseness."
"OK.Yoi no namei is a word I use when Hika gets annoying."
"Isn't he always annoying?"
"Oh,yeah.That's right.Let me rephrase that.Yoi no namei is a word I can use when Hika gets REALLY annoying."
"OK.That works."
"Huh wha?What happened?"
"Yoi no namei."
THUD
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE A RIOUT!!!!!!!!"
"Shut up,you idiot."
"MY TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cranky blinked at Hikari's randomness.
"Random."
"GIMME MY TACOS!!!!!!!!!!YOU PROMISED ME TACOS!!!!!!"
"No I didn't."
"Damn."
"You idiot,this is a kid's fic!No cussing!"
"No.It's rated T."
"Actually,it's rated K+."
"Either way is good."
"EVIL CHOCOLATE UNDERPANTS MONSTER OF DOOM!!!!!!!"
"SIKURU!!!!GET OUT OF HERE!!!!"
"Hey!I'm typing this and I'll type it the way I want!"
"Hm...Even if it means putting Hikari in a dress?"
"Yeah."
"Make it happen,then!"
"I CALL FORTH THE GREAT LORD ASS TO GIVE ME HIS POWERS TO PUT HIKARI IN A DRESS!!!!!!!!!!"
POOF
"There we go.Job's done."
Cranky and DK burst out laughing.
"Hey!Not funny!"
"Get used to it,little brother."
"You two are related?"
"You idiot,you're the auther!"
"Oh.Hehehehehehe."
"Hey!Watch this!"
She streched her arms to the sky.
"I CALL UPON THE GREAT GODDESS ARTIMIES TO GRANT ME HER POWER OF YOUTH AND TIME!!!!"
A blue and a white cloud stream srounded her arms up to her neck.
"AMERATIS CHARIGON,CHANGE CRANKY AND HIKARI INTO YOUNG ADULTS AND DK INTO A YOUNG KID!!!!!PRESENTEI ARANTOSIAN!!!!!!"
POOF
"W-w-what just-AH!!!!!"
"What's-HOLY COW!!!!!"
"What's the-OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Hey!That actually worked!"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well,I tried it on one of my classmates and nothing happened!"
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"
"It's a bad thing."
"H-how?"
Cranky knew exactly what was going to happen.It was not just one thing that was a bad thing.
"Well,you guys are going to be stuck like this for the rest of the story but,occasionally,switching ages."Underneath her breath,she added,"Pffft.Yeah,right."
"Well,that's one good thing out of the deal."
"And you guys have to find special coins to change ages."
"That's a bad thing."
"How do they work?"
"They have your first initials,except DK,who will have the letters 'd' and 'k' on them,with the ages you are destined to be at for a special task.When you touch 'em,you'll instantly turn that age."
"Wow."
"BOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIING!!!!!"
"WHAT THE FREAKING HECK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
"Nothing."
3 hours of fighting with Hikari later
After about three hours of fighting,Sikuru had won the battle.Hikari,meanwhile,was passed out on the ground.Cranky kicked him to get him up.
"Oy,"he said."Get your IDIOTIC butt up."
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
"I said get up,Hikari."
"Sleepy..."
"Hikari get up!!!!"
"Nooooooooo..."
"Get up."
"No."
"HIKARI!!!!!!!!!!!DANG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I SAID GET YOUR IDIOTIC BUTT UP BEFOR I KICK IT ALL THE WAY TO KRENOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fine fine fine!!!!I'll get up!"
Hikari sat up.
"There.Happy?"
Cranky smiled.
"Much."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!HELL FROZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PIGS FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!CRANKY SMILED!!!!!!!!!!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sikuru started running around.After about five hours or so,Cranky checked his watch.How it appeared is in your own imagination...Anyway,Cranky stopped her.
"Relax!It's just my way to shut Hikari up."
"Oh.OK."
OK,now the actual journey starts
"Craaaankyyy!!!!!!!!!"Sikuru whined."How much longer until the cedethel?!"
"A couple more miles,"Cranky said."So quit your whinein' and SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!"
15 minuets later
They had arrived at the cedethel.Cranky walked up to a stone Butterfree.He spred his arms apart.
"Aramenta,Chalkera.Scream of Terror,Scream of Fright.Song of Love,Song of the Night.Wake the Soul,To Become the Sight of Sorrow!!!!!"he chanted.Sikuru was scared until she saw a bunch of Butterfrees.
"KAWAII!!!!!!"she screeched,chasing one.
The Butterfrees took the form of a female kitsune.
"WHO DARES DISTURBE US IN THE AFTER LIFE?!"she said.
Cranky gave a light grin.
"Nice to see you too,Rebecca,"he said.
"Hm???"the one now known as Rebecca said.
"It is us;Cranky,Sikuru,Hikari,and DK,"Cranky said.
"Rae?"another kitsune woman said."I belive it's for me."
Later
The six were in Donkey Kong Jr.
"Where are we?"Hikari asked.
"Don't look at me!"Wrinkly said."She's the auther!"
"FUNGI FOREST!!!!!!!!!"Sikuru yelled.
"K.ROOL ISLE!!!!!!!!!!"Cranky yelled.
"Either way,we don't know where we are!"Sikuru said.
She covered Cranky's mouth just as he was about to object.
"Fungi Forest."
"Look!"Rebecca said,pointing to a random human body."Who's is that?"
"Looks like Yoshizilla's!"Sikuru giggled.
"Who in Inka-Dinka-Doo's name is Yoshizilla?!"the other five asked.
"YOU'VE NEVER READ RANDOM FANFICTION STORIES?!"Sikuru asked.
"Besides this one,"Hikari said."No."
A little monkey walked over.
"Hi,"he said."I'm-"
"Donkey Kong Jr.,"our random auther whispered so low even she couldn't hear it.
"HUH?!"the other six asked confusingly.
"How did you...?"DK Jr. asked."Never mind a don't wanna know."
"DK?"Cranky whispered."DK?!"
He looked between DK and DK Jr. for ten minuets.
"GAH!!!!!!"he yelled into the sky for no reason in particular."I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!"
"Huh,"Sikuru said."Figures.We are in,"she lowered her voice down to a whisper,"Donkey Kong Jr."
Everyone but DK Jr. and Sikuru animae fell.
"How do you know where they are?"DK Jr. asked.
"I read Nintendo Power,"she said.
"What's a Nintendo Power?"he asked.
"A magizen that gives you the latest updates on games,"she said.
"It sounds about right,"he said.Then he remembered his quest."Will you help me find my Dad?"
"Of course I will!"she said.
They both left,leaving the other five behind.
Somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom
"We're almost there,"she thought."I can sense it!"
They came across what looked like a hideout.
"There!"DK Jr. said,pointing at a random figure,which happened to be Mario."Dad's in there,with Mario!"
"C'mon!"Sikuru said,pulling his wrist with her."We have to rescue him if you ever want to see him again!"
Inside the hideout
"Thank God Mario's stupid,"she said.
"Shhhhhh,"he hushed our weird auther."I hear voices!"
"Sooo,"Mario said."What shall I do with you?"
"Face it,Mario!"a different voice said."Pauline will never come back!Even if you do get rid of me!"
"Shut up,Cranky!"Mario yelled."I know just what to do with you!"
"T-the voice is Cranky's!"she said,not relizing that she said it OUT LOUD!!!!
"Oh,goody,"Mario said."More visiters!"
He snapped his fingers.
"Yoshi!"he said."Get the visiters!"
"Yoshi!"the yoshi said.
A blue yoshi came out,grabbed the two,brought them into the chamber,and dropped them on the floor.
"Oof!"the two cried as they landed hard on the ground.
"DK!"Cranky yelled."DK,are you alright?!"
"Yeah,Dad,"DK Jr. said weakly."I'm alright."
Cranky was now furious.
"WHY YOU STUPID SON OF A (beep)!!!!!"Cranky shouted at Mario,trying to break free."I WON'T LET YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!"
He was luckly to break free but fell on the floor as soon as he tried to stand up.
"Cranky!"Sikuru said,running over to him."Are you alright?!"
"I...can't stand up!!!"he said,tears running down his face."I've failed my only son!!!I'm an idiot!!!"
"Is that how I really acted when I was trapped by Mario?"a voice said."How pathetic I can get at these moments!"
"CRANKY!!!!!!"Sikuru shouted,accidentally dropping the past Cranky on the floor.
"(beep)ING AUTHER!!!!!!!!"Past Cranky yelled.
"Shut up,Fool!"Sikuru said."Hey!That's a good nickname for your past self!Fool!"
"Shut up!!"Fool and Cranky yelled at the same time.
"Son of a-!!!Oops,"she said."Forgot you were here,Kid.Hey!That's another good nickname for your past self!Kid!"
"Rotten little (beeps)!!!"Kid said.
Fool wacked him upside the head.
"Watch your lanaugae!!!"Fool said.
A girl came in.
"Who cares about Kid's lanaugae?"she said.She jerked her thumb at Sikuru."Her's was "colorful" as a kid too!I should know!I'm her past self!"
"I SHALL CALL YOU..."Sikuru thought for second."CHAKAMA!!!!!!"
"Ooooh,suuuuure!!"Chakama said."Kid and Fool get crappy names when I get something that's real close to chalkera!!!"
"It's better than being called Charoltte!"Fool joked.Cranky baped him with a random stick.
"Shut up you moron!"he said.
"Well,atleast someone agrees with me and Chakama that Fool is an idiot!"Sikuru said.She too was baped one the head with a random stick.
"Hey,wait a minuet!"Cranky said."I thought you said we would switch ages with coins!"
Sikuru slapped her hand on the part of the chapter where she was explaining all this crap to them.
"Read this,"she said,handing it to him.
5 miuets later
"DANG IT ALL TO HECK!!!!!!!!!"Cranky yelled into the sky for no particular reason...again.
"Hey!"Hikari said."You're a cliche!You typed that 20 minuets ago!"
Sikuru flipped Hikari off.
"Bite me!"she said.
"Is that a promise?"Hikari repleyed.
"..."
Cranky sighed.
"Let's just leave."
2 hours later
Cranky felt strange.
"Uhhhh...What's...happening...to...me...?"he groaned.
There was a flash of light just like in Baten Kaitos:Eternal Wings And The Lost Ocean when your watching the story.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"he screached.
"OK,"Hikari said."What's with all the Eternal Wings And The Lost Ocean crap?"
Sikuru hit herslef on the forhead.
"I will never play Baten Kaitos again,"she said as Cranky got up.There was a golden wolf behind him.
"OK,"Hikari said,literally putting his foot down."I will not take this game reference crap any longer!"
The golden wolf lunged at them.
5 minuets later
Sikuru blew fire onto the ice.The item obtain music from The Legend Of Zelda:Twilight Princess played.
You've learned one of the sixteen elementel move finishers!You can now use the 'Breath Of Fire' on any ice enemy!
Hikari stabbed two swords into the ice.The same theme played.
You've learned one of six weapon finishers!You can now use the 'Double Blade Finisher' on any two enemies to finish them both at the same time!
By this time,they had all learned their finishing moves except for Cranky.
"Hey,wait!"he said."When do I get my finishing move?"
"You have all of the finishing moves that they have learned so far within you,"the golden wolf said."I belive that's all I can teach you for right now.I will meet you later."
He vanished and they all went back to where they were befor he lunged at them.
"So..."Cranky said."I have the same finishing moves you all have so far."
"What did he mean by "I will meet you later?"That's just weird!"Sikuru said.
"What was that light about?"Wrinkly asked."And how did that wolf come here so fast?We didn't see him befor!"
"It was probably...because of the light,"DK said."That light was the same king of gold as that golden wolf.It must be that!"
"He has a point,"a voice said.
"Hiya,Midna!"Sikuru said.
"That golden wolf was once a sacred swordsman,"Midna said."Link and I've met him fourteen times already."
"The golden wolf?"Hikari asked.
"I've heard about it,"Cranky said."I learned from my father and Link that the golden wolf hunts down the chosen one,the one chosen by the gods of legend,and his or her's allies to teach him or her and their allies special skills in order to defeat evil."
"That must be why he hunted us down,"DK relized."Cranky's the chosen one.The one...of legend."
"I've heard the legend,"Hikari said."Befor I became Cranky's step brother,my grandfather told me the legend.'When guided through desteniy,one must learn inner streghth or all shall perish.'That's all I learned."
"Come to think of it,I learned the legend too,"Cranky said."Only I learned more.'Unless someone with a soul pure as light is kind enough to help at all cost.'When I learned that,I somehow knew it meant something evil would happen in the near future."
"But all I learned was,'If it is to be,it will be unstoppable.'That's all I learned,"Wrinkly said.
"I learned something too from the legend that I was told,"Rebecca said."It was confusing,though.'If it is stopped,all hope will be lost.'"
"'If not,then all can be saved,'"Sikuru said.
"'If the chosen one is willing to give up his or her life,then humanity will be able to carry on for another five hundred years,'"DK said.
"That's the legend!"Sikuru said.
"Most of it,anyway,"Cranky said.His eyes then turned blank as he fell on his hands and knees.
"Cranky!"the rest said.
"'But if not,then humanity will cease to exist along with the chosen one unless he or she will learn true power or the hidden power within.Only then will the race of humanity and the chosen one continue on until time ends,'"he said in a trance.
Legend
When guided through desteniy,one must learn inner strenghth or all shall perish unless someone with a soul pure as light is kind enough to help at all cost.
If it is to be,then it will be unstoppable.If it is stopped,all hope will be lost.If not,then it can be saved.
If the chosen one is willing to give up his or her life,then humanity will carry on for another five hundred years.
But if not,then humanity will cease to exist along with the chosen one unless he or she will learn true power or the power hidden within.
Only then will the race humanity and the chosen one continue on until time ends.
Cranky stood up and rubbed his head.
"Ouch.What in Inka-Dinka-Doo's name hit me?"he asked.
"You were transformed into the form of the chosen one,"Sikuru said.
"Oh,no!"DK said.
"The desteniy's beggining for me,"Cranky said.
A/N:Like,hate,flames,love,comments,questions?I don't care as long as you review!