Author's Note: I know, it's early, but I can't help it! These are so fun to write! Okay, in my opinion this is better than the last song. I've worked quite a bit on this one, it was rather hard because before I had the memory of what Little Rocky and I did when we were mucking around, this time I could only remember one or two things so this is mainly my own. This was a fun one! Enjoy! Oh and more reviews would be nice thanks:)
PLAY VERSION!!!
The Spatular of Damocles
Frank: Hoopla! …Trow open the switches on the sonic oven… and step up the reactor heat input three… more… points
Janet: Oh Brad!
Brad: Im hungry too, Janet!
Frank: Oh! Rocky!
Rocky: Ughhh!
Riff Raff: Ahahaha!
Rocky: The Spatular of Damocles is hanging over my head
and I've got the feeling someone's gonna be slicing the pie
Oh! Woe is me, my pie is a mystery
and can't you see
That I'm at the start of a pretty bad taster
I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
(That ain't no pie!)
And left from my kitchen was a taste of unnameable dread
(That ain't no pie!)
My pie is low, I'm dressed up with no place to cook
And all I know
That I'm at the start of a pretty bad taster
Oh no no no
(Sha la la la that ain't no pie)
Rocky Horror you need a peace of pie.
I want to tell you that you're doing just fine.
Your pie's a product of another time
So tasting bad, that ain't no Crime.
(That ain't no pie-ie!)
The Spatular of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be slicing the pie
Oh! Woe is me, my pie is a misery
And can't you see
That I'm at the start of a pretty bad taster
(Sha-la-la to end)
Author's Note: Tell me what you think people! Thank you!