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Cranky:(backs away)You scare me.

Deal with it,old coot.

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Note:Other nicknames shall be given to personalities!!!!!

Chapter 3-Suprises And More Suprises!

Cranky sat on the ground,speechless,looking at everyone else.It was a shock when he found out he was the chosen one.But why him?Why not DK?Why not anyone else he knew?

The Crystal Coconut must've chosen DK,not because of the fact he first laid eyes on it,but for another reason.But why?The thought kept running through his mind.

"Cranky,"Sikuru said."There's no other reason why the Crystal Coconut chose DK.The legend about the Crystal Coconut is true.He laid his eyes on the coconut first."

"I suppose you're right,Kuru,"Cranky said."But two pairs of eyes first laid upon it.DK just got to it first."

Cranky suddenly sensed something.

"Curse-Mark,Nine-Tail,"Cranky mumbled and ran off.Sikuru stared at the randomness.She then turned to Wrinkly,who was staring at the randomness too,her eyes half-glaring half-staring at him.

"That idiot,"Wrinkly mumbled.

"Hey,Wrinkly,"Sikuru said."Where's he running off to?"

"And why was he calling me Kuru?"she thought.

Sikuru was going to be answered when suddenly a shadow appeared above her holding kurai knives and shurikens.

"WRINKLY!!!!WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!"she yelled as Wrinkly started falling to the ground.Wrinkly let out a yell of suprise as Sikuru dove to protect her.Sikuru took Wrinkly's place of being cut with the kunai knives and the shurikens.

"Sikuru?"Wrinkly asked.Sikuru didn't answer.

...Because a kunai knife was stuck in her back.

Five hours later,Sikuru gained consiousness and stared at the figures above her.The shadowy figure stood there too,his face half hidden behind the shadows.Sikuru could see his one eye that wasn't in the shadows.She recognized the color.Pure red.Cranky's eyes.

It must be that Curse-Mark guy...

"I'm so sorry,"he said.

"It's OK,"Sikuru said."Who are you anyway?"

"I'm Cranky's curse-mark kid self,"he said."I'm called Curse-Mark for...sental mental reasons."

"I see,"Sikuru said."I'm Sikuru.Sikuru Vezeah."

"That's a nice name,"he said."Do you mind if I call you Kuru?"

"Not at all,"Sikuru said while thinking,"A pet name.He must love me.What a crazy man...Now I understand why Cranky was calling me Kuru earlier."

"Well,now that Curse-Mark's here,"Wrinkly said,"how about we go find Cranky and this Nine-Tail fellow?"

"OK,"Curse-Mark said.

"Nine-Tail?!"Sikuru asked,suddenly hopeful that it was a fox demon."Is it a fox?!Cause I love foxes!"

"Not only that,"DK said in a mysterious voice."But he was me."

"..."Sikuru was confused.

"He's telling the truth you know,Kuru,"Curse-Mark said."'A boy with a mixture of amber and silver eyes was born with a demon called Nine-Curse-Marked-Tails.'That's what he mumbled in his demon form's first appearance."

"'Doomed to spend his life trapped in a boy's body until his spirit is freed,'"Wrinkly said.

"'Until then,the demon will show itself,'"DK finished the tale.

"Oh,wow,"Sikuru said."Wrinkly was Nine-Tail and Cranky was Curse-Mark?"

"Yeah,"DK said."Pretty much."

"Able to control fire,"Wrinkly said,knowing damn well about Sikuru's love for fire as much as she loves foxes which is quite alot.

"FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!"Sikuru said,running off.

LATER,CRANKY'S BATTLE WITH NINE-TAIL

"FIRE BALL EXCHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!"Nine yelled,throwing a fireball.Cranky caught it and threw it back,causing Nine to fly backwards.

Sikuru ran into the epic fight and was burned to a crisp as Nine used flamethrower.

"YAY!!!!!!!!!I'M SCORCHED!!!!!!!!"she said,full of cheer.

"Crazy girl?"Nine asked.

"You have no idea,"Cranky said.

(A/N:Fire is pretty but I don't play with it...)

Crenshaw fell into place in Cranky's body.

"I'll take it from here!"he said.

"Good thinking!" Cranky said.

When he snapped open his eyes,he was no longer himself but Curse-Mark.He had ancient writting all over his face and and some fur in places on his body were sticking up.

DA DADA DANT DA!!!!!!!!!!

Words beneath him read,"You're now Curse-Mark!You can activate this form at any time you wish.His power levels are strong so be careful!"

"Now,let's get things to buisseness!"he said.

He started charging up a giant fireball in his hands.

"WAIT!!!!!!!!"Cranky's voice screamed."Are you insane?!You can't use that!!!!!!!!!"

"It's too late!"Curse-Mark said with a smirk.He threw the fireball."Fireball Exchange:Fire Blaze!"

BOOM

Nine-Tail was defeated and Curse-Mark stood,gazing at his hands,suprised at his power.Only it wasn't Curse-Mark.It was Cranky.Though he wasn't Curse-Mark and he still had the ancient writing,he felt like Curse-Mark.The others ran up to him.

"You finally defeated Nine-Tail,didn't you?"Wrinkly asked.Cranky didn't respond.He started feeling strange."Did you hear me,Cranky?"

"Killing you..."Cranky started."...is the reason...I EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He lunged at Sikuru,who let out a scream of suprise.A kurai knife flew by him,giving him a warning.Wrinkly tossed a glare and a nod after she threw the kunai knife.

"Grr,"Cranky silently growled."Damn that kunai knife!"

"Y-you saved me?"Sikuru asked.Wrinkly nodded.

"For thanks,"she said.

"I think I see a love triangle!"DK whispered to Squwaks,who suddenly appeared."Curse-Mark loves Sikuru but Sikuru loves Kyuubi-Me and I love Candy."

Squwaks stared at him for five minuets.

"What does Candy have to do with this?"Squwaks asked.

"It randomly poped up,"DK said.

Suddenly,a coconut shaped birthmark lined out in crystal appeared on DK's palm.He gasped and wrapped it up in a piece of cloth like Jack Sparrow did in PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN:DEAD MAN'S CHEST that randomly appeared.DK pulled back his hand and quickly wrapped it up as Sikuru turned around.

"Are you OK,DK?"she asked.

"Uh...Y-yeah!"he stuttered,hiding his hand,that wasn't wrapped up good,behind his back."Never been better!"

As DK grinned as innocent as possible,Sikuru had so many question marks above her head it became a solar eclipse.

"DK,"Cranky said in a sturn voice,not turning to face DK."It's no use hiding it.I can see its glow from behind you."

Now,the combind question marks of Sikuru and DK made a lunar eclipse.DK sighed,a little anime puff of air escaping.

"Sorry,"DK said.

Curse-Mark got so ticked by this he used a NARUTO attack.

"Sacred taijutsu,"he mumbled.He then proceded to stab her ass with a kunai knife."A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!!!!!!"

Sikuru flew into the air,holding her rearend in pain.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"she yelled.

A/N:Was it good?Should I have worn pants?(random female,A.K.A. Brooklyn Davis,screams randomly in background)I was being sarcastic.Anyway,will the chosen one's true form finally come true?In the next chapter,the answer shall be revealed.R and R.

Cranky:WTF?