A Quest In Time

Fourth chapter...muahahahaha...

Cranky:Pshyco!

Damn proud of it too.(stupid grin)I ONLY OWN PEOPLE YOU DON'T REMEMBER AND THE CHOSEN ONE FORM OF CRANKY!!!!!!AND SIKURU,BROOK,JASLIN,AND AKIRI!!!!!!!!!!!AND RIBICCA AND HIKARI!!!!!!!!!!AND FIREBALL EXCHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND SHIGEMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I DON'T OWN SHIKIGAMI!!!!!!!!

Key:

"Blah"-Talking

Blah-thoughts or what Cranky can hear in darkness or voices inside of him

Blah-Flashbacks

"Blah"-Talking in flashbacks

Characters with destinies:

Cranky-The chosen one of the story.Though he didn't know it until the second chapter,he has a destiny to fullfill!

DK-The future ruler of Kongo Bongo and Cranky's annoying son.Though he didn't know it until the second chapter,he isn't the only one with a destiny!

Chapter 4-The Chosen One State And WTF?

CRANKY'S DREAM

"This is deranged,"Cranky thought.

One minute,he was being chased by a bunch of raving rabbids the next he's staring at a Link-like figure!

"He looks like Link.But...why is he wearing a teal tunic and a green kokiri hat?And why are his eyes glowing silver?"

Then an answer poped into his head.

"Shit!That's the chosen one form of me!"

END CRANKY'S DREAM

Cranky quickly sat up.He looked around.He was in the forest that they were in.He got up,went up a tree,and sat on the top of said tree.DK noticed this and followed.

"Do you wanna talk about it?"DK asked once Cranky had finished explaining.

"It was just a nightmare,"Cranky said.

"I heard you mumbling something about the chosen one form of you in a teal tunic simalier to Link's and a green hat,"DK said.

DK noticed that Cranky had the same face he did in the DKC episode Kong Fu when he found out that there was a Contest Of The Mind.

"This is bad,"Cranky muttered."Real bad."

Explosions filled the air.

"ARGH!!!!!!!!"DK yelled in ironicness."WE'RE IN THAT EPISODE AGAIN?!"

"SIKURU!!!!!!!!!!!!"Cranky yelled into the air."STOP MESSING WITH THE CONTROLS OF THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"SORRY!!!!!!!!"Sikuru said in a Brazilian accent.

"JASLIN!!!!!!!!!!!"the actual Sikuru yelled.

"SORRY,SIKURU!!!!!!!!!!!!"Jaslin yelled.

THE NEXT MORNING

The group truged along until they saw a girl with blondish-brown hair step infront of them along with a girl with light/dark blonde hair.

"Hello,"she said."You're looking for K.Rool,right?"

"WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK,BROOK?!"the other girl yelled.

"Aha!"Sikuru said."Just as I thought!"

The two girls faced Sikuru.

"It's been awhile,hasn't it?"Sikuru asked.

They exchanged smiles as Sikuru said their names.

"I knew we'd see each other again,Brook,Angie."

"Please don't tell me!"DK said."More DK fanatic fangirls?"

Suddenly,a girl with short,messy,spikey black hair swung down form the vines and landed ontop of DK,who was laying on his stomache.

"What do you think,sherlock?"she said.

This girl was the author's human alter ego,Alexandra!

"You're pathetic!"Alexandra yelled,looking down at him.She crossed her arms."I should just make you die in the fic!"

"I thought you were writing the sequels too!"Angie said,suprised.

"I am but I can just make him die in the first two sequels!"Alexandra said,shaking a fist and baring fox fangs.

"What are they again?"Angie asked for the 24278 time since Alexandra had told her.

"A Quest In Time 2:K.Rool's Revenge and A Quest In Time 3:Revenge Of The Bongo,"Alexandra said.

Everyone stared at her.

"It's a parody of Star Wars Episode III:Revenge Of The Sith,"she said.

Everyone kept staring at her as if she was crazy.

"STAR WARS IS A TRILOGY ABOUT WARS BETWEEN THE JEDI AND THE SITH IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!"she yelled,her baring fangs growing bigger.

A demon suddenly attacked.

"AH!!!!!!!!!!!!"Cranky yelled."STOP WITH THE RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!"Alexandra yelled.

"Is the chosen one here?"the demon asked.

"Who wants to know?"Cranky asked.

"I do,"the demon said."I'm the chosen one's partner."

At this,Wrinkly's eyes glowed a bright red.

"I know where the chosen one is,"she blurted out.Sikuru covered her mouth as soon as she said this.

"Where?"the demon asked.

Wrinkly pointed at Cranky,who gave a 'thanks alot' expression.

"It's a shame you didn't know your destiny till now,"the demon said.

"Just tell me who the hell you are!"Cranky said.

"Shigemi,"the demon said."Just Shigemi.I've been the chosen one's partner throught out its existance."She bowed to him."You seem worthy enough to be the chosen one."

SLAP

Shigemi had a red hand print on her face.

"You stupid little..."Cranky started,followed by curses being muttered under his breath.

"I write the most retarted things..."Alexandra mumbled.Wrinkly nodded as Meta Knight from Super Smash Brothers Brawl appeared.

"AHHHH!!!!!!!"he screamed because he saw the group,who had so many question marks above their heads that it became a solar eclipse."KNEES!!!!!MUST...CHOP...OFF...KNEES!!!!!"

"Oh,by the way,"Alexandra said."I have very disturbing news."

"What disturbing news?"Wrinkly asked,afraid that Alexandra was going to say that Alexandra's brother Kitsura was wearing a two piece bathing suit.

"...K.Rool made into Super Smash Brothers Brawl,"Alexandra said.DK fell on his knees,holding his head in agony.

"AGONY!!!!!!!"he yelled."OH THE PAIN!!!!OH THE AGONY!!OH THE--Aw,you get the point."

"What the hell was that about?"Shigemi asked.

"I wanted to scare DK,"Alexandra said.She then smiled."Diddy makes it in too.And so does Dixie."

"Yes!"DK cried,getting back up.

"You get to see Samus without her suit on,"Alex informed.DK's eye twitched because he thought Samus didn't wear anything underneath that suit of hers.

"Of all the storys in the video game catagory on fanfiction,this has got to be the most stupidest one,"Squwaks mumbled.Alex turned around,as if snapping at Squwaks,at this comment.

"It's not stupid!"she said.She noticed the looks on everyone's faces that signaled it was."OK maybe it is."

LATER THAT WEEK

Some random dude told Cranky that he would help him trigger the chosen one state for Cranky.Cranky decided to let him at first,but changed his mind later.Now the R.D. is mad.

"YOU WILL LET ME TRIGGER IT!!!!"the man yelled.

"I can only trigger it when I'm in serious danger,Akiri!"Cranky said.

Akiri smirked as he suddenly surrounded Wrinkly with earth elements,causing her to sink down a little.She let out a yell of suprise.Cranky growled.

"You leave her alone,you son-of-a...OOF!!!!!!"he said,being thrown back by a rock that hit him.Luckily,a bubble appeared underneath him,causing a few question marks above his head to appear.Mew from Pokemon appeared.Cranky looked at the pink,cat-like pokemon."Thanks,Mew!"

"Mew Mew!"(Your welcome!)Mew said,flying off.

Akiri's smirk widened as he made Wrinkly go deeper into the ground.She was now up to her chest in the ground.She let out another yell of suprise.By this point,Cranky was pissed.

Cranky's eyes glowed a bright silver as his normal form sank into black darkness.The last thing he heard was several cries of suprise at the sight.

Although he was in darkness,he could still make out words.

"Akiri!"DK said."You leave her alone!"

There was a faint and soft scream.Wrinkly had been pulled down into the ground.

Forever locked away in darkness...

"Not...this...time..."he heard a faint voice inside of him scream.

Cranky felt as if he was on fire.Literally.He was in so much pain he didn't relize he let out a yell of pain.

Why do I feel like this?

Cranky,listen to me.

Who's there?

It's me,Link.

You sound like the Fierce Daiety.

I'm combinde with him.

I'M TIRED OF THIS BULL CRAP!!!!!

He broke free of the bonds just to relize he couldn't move.

What the...?

Akiri brought back up Wrinkly,who was dazed,confused,and had bits of dirt on her.

"It worked!"Akiri said."And your wife is fine now!"

"What the hell?"she questioned.

Suddenly,the chosen one form,now known as Fierce Daiety,stabbed Akiri with his sword.

Fierce Daiety,how could you?

I wanted the guy dead for what he did to her!

It was then Cranky relized what could put and end to this for now until serious danger came again.

Through...dangers untold...and hardships unnumbered...the power within has fought its way here,beyond my reach,for his will is as strong and my power as great...He has no power over me...

What?!How'd he learn that?!

I don't know...

He suddenly felt his body hit the ground.He heard a voice much like Alexandra's.

"Who would've known this thing could help him in this chapter?"she asked.

The last thing he could remember was seeing a flashback in his mind.

FLASHBACK

A boy passed out on the floor.Thunder crashed in the background as a figure dragged him to a nearby tree.

ABOUT FIVE HOURS LATER.

The boy woke up to see the figure above him.He quickly climbed up the tree,clutching it tight.

"You seem to be awake,"the figure said.

"Th-thanks for taking me to this tree,"the boy said,not knowing his face had turned red.

"You're welcome,"the figure said.

"Who are you anyway?"he asked.All he got in response was a card with Jareth and Sarah from Labrynth on it.He blinked."OK.So,you're David Bowie or that Sarah girl?"A cold stare was all he got in response."Oh,you meant turn over the card."

He read the name on the back and had alot of question marks above his head.

END FLASHBACK

Cold water was dumped on Cranky's head to wake him up.He sputtered a little bit.Only he wasn't a he this time.HE NOW LOOKED LIKE SARIA FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA:OCARINA OF TIME!!!!!!!!!

"What the hell?"Alexandra asked.

"Why do you look like Saria?"DK asked.The Saria-like figure didn't answer but threw a card similar to the one he got when he was a kid.DK

read it...and was confused.

"Oh my god,"DK said.Everyone but Alexandra and Cranky turned to DK,Cranky and Alexandra because they knew what was going on."She is Cranky!"

Alexandra smiled.

"Just a little bit like Ranma 1/2,"she said.

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Preview

"Thanks for the detail,Captin WTF!"Cranky said to Hero-Shade.

Cranky's eyes widened as Hero-Shade kissed him...her...it...WHATEVER GENDER HE WAS RIGHT AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!

Now,when you mess with someone Wrinkly loves...um...You'll see blood,bandages,and a hospital is what I'm trying to say.Now,since Hero-Shade wasn't anything but a skeleton with armor on,he wasn't hurt.

"Uh...That was stupid,"Alexandra said.

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