A Quest In Time

Yay!Fifth chapter!Wow,and only thirty-two chapters left.I wonder if make the sequels except A Quest In Time 10:The Final Stand oneshots...long storys!

Disclaimer:This is the last time befor new characters that are OCs appear!I don't own One Piece or any other anime show in this fic or chapter or Donkey Kong or Legend of Zelda!I own the OCs I introduced in the last chapter,Kazema Uroki,and Sakuaria Uroki.

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Chapter 5-For Your Saftey And Sake

The group is sitting with Luffy.Wrinkly stared at Cranky,bewildered.

"I still don't see how this is possible,"she said.

"Me either,"DK muttered.Cranky suddenly gasped in his mind as he stared straight ahead behind DK."Huh?What's wrong?"

"H...Hero-Shade,"Cranky muttered.DK groaned.

"Not again,"he muttered.

The golden wolf that was behind them in chapter two lunged.

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"Hero-Shade,"Cranky said."Why me?"

"People are (randomly) chosen to be the hero,"Hero-Shade said.

"Er..."Cranky said.

"But that is not the reason I brought you all here,"Hero-Shade said.He held out a sword similar to the Master Sword and a shield similar to the Hylian shield.

"The Master Sword and the Hylian shield?"Cranky asked.

"They has been passed down from the first chosen one all the way down to you,"Hero-Shade explained."Every chosen one uses it to defeat evil."

"Thank for the details,Captin WTF!"Cranky said.

Cranky's eyes widened as Hero-Shade kissed him...her...it...WHATEVER GENDER HE WAS RIGHT AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!

Now,when you mess with someone Wrinkly loves...um...You'll see blood,bandages,and a hospital is what I'm trying to say.Now,since Hero-Shade wasn't anything but a skeleton with armor on,he wasn't hurt.

"Uh...That was stupid,"Alexandra said.

"Crap..."Wrinkly muttered,

When they were all back to where they were befor,Luffy was freaking out.

"W-WHERE'D YOU GUYS RUN OFF TO?!"he yelled.

Alex punched him as he began shouting random things about the Easter Bunny in gibberish.

"Hero-Shade,"Cranky said.

It was then that Wrinkly figured out something.She ran up to Usopp and asked for some hot water.Usopp gave her the water.

When she returned with it,she dumped it all on Cranky.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!"Cranky shouted,now back to his original gender.

"Well,the author said something about it being "just like Ranma 1/2" right?"she asked.Cranky nodded his head."Then the effect reverts you back to normal with a splash of hot water and reverses it with cold water!"

She stared at how many lines the author used.

"I'm not sure what you mean by that..."she said,failing to relize that I control her fate in my fics.

OMG!!!!!WRINKLY TURNED INTO DAVID BOWIE(his humanself) AND WAS THEN CHALLENGED TO A SINGING CONTEST BY MICHEAL JACKSON,WHO WAS WEARING A BIKINI!!!!!AND DAVID BOWIE WON!!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAY DAVID BOWIIIIE!!!!!!!!

Cranky stared at the narration above him.

"Um..."he said."No comment."

An anvil landed on his head.

"Ouch,"he said.

An anvil-

"STOP WITH THE ANVIL CRAP!!!!!!"Wrinkly shouted in David Bowie's oh-so-sexy-yet-oh-so-hot-yet-oh-so-beautiful voice.

-landed on my head.

Ouch...

"That's better,"she/he said.

"Uh..."Cranky said."A little help?"

Oh sorry.

Cranky sat up.

"That's better,"he said.

"Um...What about me?"Wrinkly said.

What about you?

She got ready to shoot a Fire Arrow at me.

DON'T SHOOT!!!!!!DON'T SHOOT!!!!!!

"Change me back then!"she said.

Fine,fine.

POOF

Wrinkly was back to normal.

"Er..."Alex said."Have been randomizing people for twenty-five paragraphs?"

Yes.

"Um..."she said."Back to the story."

We were about to get back to the story when a shadow version of the chosen one form of Cranky attacked.

DARKENED MINI-BOSS

DARK CHOSEN ONE CRANKY

"So it comes to this,"Cranky muttered.

"The first mini-boss of the story,"Alex muttered.

"Figures,"Cranky said,changing into the Chosen One's form.

He did several side-flips...

CRASH

...and crashed into Luffy's pirate boat.

"Cranky,are you alright?!"Wrinkly asked,peeling Cranky off the boat for anime effect.

"Uck..."was Cranky's answer."Yeah.I'm OK."

Cranky drew his sword and shield,charging at Dark Cranky.Dark Cranky did a front-flip to doge Cranky's attack and drew his own sword and shield.

Cranky shielded Dark Cranky's attack and did a back-flip.

"My master sent me to rid of you,"Dark Cranky said.

"And who..."Cranky started befor trying to kick him."..is your master exactly?!"

"King K.Rool,"Dark Cranky said.

"I guessed that but who?!"Cranky asked.

"King K.Rool,"Dark Cranky repeted.

"Why did he send you?"Cranky asked.

"To kill you!!!!"Dark Cranky said,kicking Cranky in the head but Cranky dodged.

"But without me..."Cranky said,taking a swipe at Dark Cranky with the Master Sword."...you won't exsist!"

Cranky's sword made contact with Dark Cranky's head,thus killing him.

"The Master Sword...?"Alex started.

"...is truely the Blade of Evil's Baine,"Cranky finished.It was then that he noticed Alex's eyes were now red."Alex?What's wrong?"

"I'm Shiei,"Alex said.

"Not possible,"Cranky said."You aren't related to any member of the sheikaih clan!"

"I'm Shiei,"Alex repeated.Suddenly,Cranky knew something bad was going to happen.

"Aw,crap,"he muttered.

DARKENED MINI-BOSS

SHIEI THE LOST MEMBER OF SHEIKAIH

Cranky did a couple of side-flips,careful this time not to hit the ship.He swung his sword in the direction of Shiei,who dodged.Shiei tossed some needles at him.

"Shiekaih Secret:Needle Strike!"Shiei yelled.

Cranky managed to duck out of the way just as the needles were about to pierce his head.One slashed through the tunic he was wearing.It pierced his arm,causing a screech of pain to escape his throat.

Clutching his arm as if it were broken,Cranky pulled out the Din's Fire crystal out from no where.He did the signs to trigger it.

"Din's Fire!"he muttered weakly.The fire burned through Shiei's mask,leaving a mask-less Shiei in a puddle of ashes."It...was worth...it..."

Those were the final words he said befor he woke up on the ship,Tony Tony Chopper fixing his arm up.Chopper gave him a smile.

"You're finally awake!"he said."We were worried!You seemed pretty damaged there,pal.That Shiei girl,too."He pointed at Shiei,who was on another bed mumbling about chocolate bunnies.

"H-how long have we been out?"Cranky asked.

"About two hours,"Chopper said,shrugging."You need to keep that arm away from pointy objects for atleast a week."

"A WEEK?!"Cranky yelled."How am I supposed to use the Master Sword or the Hylian shield?!"

"Beats me,"Chopper said.

"Am I,atleast,going to be OK?"Cranky asked.

"Sure!"Chopper said."In a week,you'll be healed completely."He noticed that Cranky had looked beside him."What's wrong?"

"How long as she been here?"Cranky asked."When did she get here?"

"She's stayed by your side all the time,"Chopper said."She just wanted to be sure you were OK."He noticed Cranky was glowing."Er...What's happening?"

"Transformation,"Cranky muttered."When it combines with the power of love,the two mix to create a new stage."

FLASH

When the flash faded,Chopper could see that Cranky now looked like a cross between David Bowie and Johnny Depp.Plus,he was now human.

"A new transformation,"Cranky started,"a new look."

Wrinkly opened her eyes just as the flash faded.When she saw Cranky,a smile appeared.But then dissapeared as she saw who was were Cranky was about five minutes ago.

"Who..."she started."Who are you?"

"Third stage form,"Cranky muttered.

"You look more like David Bowie and Johnny Depp than Twilight Princess Link,"she said.Cranky and Chopper had sweatdropps forming by now.

"Third stage form...of the chosen one,"Cranky said,this time saying who he was talking about.

LATER

Cranky seemed to have been stuck in third stage transformation.Hero-Shade explained to Cranky while he was unconsious that the third stage would be the final stage in the chosen one formation.Unfortunetly,he would be stuck like this for atleast two more days.

"Something doesn't feel right,"Cranky said.That's when two figures dropped down."I hate it when I'm right."

DARKENED MINI BOSSES

KAZEMA AND SAKUARIA UROKI

"Cranky,don't!"Wrinkly said."I've heard of Sakuaria and Kazema.They're strong!And besides,Chopper said for you to stay away from danger."

"Grr..."Cranky growled."I don't care if they're tough and I don't care about my arm!I'm willing to do anything to defeat ge through this story alive!"

And Cranky lunged at the two,brandishing the Master Sword.

...Slice...

...slice...

...slice...

...boat...

...slam...

...ouch...

With an attack of the Fairy Bow,Sakuaria and Kazema were defeated.

"Didn't take long!"Cranky said,doing the show off move that Link uses in Twilight Princess after he defeats a boss to put the sword back in the sheath."Nothing went bad!"

"...Except for you crashing into the boat again..."Alex said.

"...Good point,"Cranky said."I'm closing this thing!The chapter is lacking humor..."

"If you don't count the parts where you crashed into Luffy's boat..."Alex said,pointing to the spots where Cranky kept crashing into it.

"...because it just isn't funny!"Cranky finished.

A/N:Whatever...Hm...Romantic chapter.Might have to cut down on that.Like I said,tell me wheather making sequels 2-9 oneshots because it'll take me awhile to finish this fic.Addios and review!