A Quest In Time
Erm...
The name "Gay Man Watch" belongs to game2002.
There are Japanese names for us ALL:
Me-Takomei
Cranky-Takyku
Wrinkly-Amomei
Hikari-Nomokei
DK-Immortal(is that even Japanese?!)
Brooklyn-Kyuubi
Angie-Tikuyo
Sikuru-Aruruma
Chapter 6-OMG Ranma Saotome And Inuyasha Takomayo And A Random Tournament Of DOOM
It had been about a week since Cranky's arm was damaged so it was healed.The group was about to leave when a roly-poly panda walked in,brandishing a sign that read,"Nice to see you again,Cranky."
"Who are you talking about?"Cranky asked."I don't know any freakin' panda!"
"It's me;Genma Saotome,"the panda's sign read.At this,Cranky had a look of shock on his face while DK...couldn't help but to explode with glee.
"MR.SAOTOME!!!!!!!!!!"DK screeched so loud it broke the author's glasses."How's Ranma and Mrs.Saotome?"
"G-Genma..."Cranky muttered,still shocked.That's when the expression changed."Genma!How nice to see you again!...Where's Gay Man Watch?"
DK slapped his forehead.
"When will you..."DK started."...LEARN IT'S GAME&WATCH NOT GAY MAN WATCH?!"
"Who's "Gay Man Watch"?"Wrinkly asked.
"Cranky's name for Mr.Game&Watch,"Alex said simply.
Suddenly,a figure landded right on Genma's head.The figure stood up to reveal a girl,no older than sixteen,with her hair braided up wearing a pissed look on her face.
"Pops,stay away from-"he girl said.That's when she noticed DK and Cranky."Cranky!DK!Hi there!"
"Er..."Cranky said."Who are you?"
"It's Ranma!"Ranma said."You know;Ranma Saotome?"
"Ooooooooooh..."Cranky said,trying to stiffle a grin.Unfortunetly,Cranky stiffling a grin is about as hard as me not being hyper!"RANMAAAA!!!"
Alex slapped her forehead.
LATER
OMG!!!They were all in...
"A clearing?"Cranky asked.
Cranky failed to relize that this is Feudel Japan!The exact place...where Inuyasha Takomayo and Kagome Higurashi met.
"Erm...well..."Alex said."that,"she pointed to a tree,"is the Goshinboku tree...the one Inuyasha Takomayo was pinned to for fifty years until Kagome Higurashi unpinned him!"
Cranky stared.
"..."he said.
Suddenly,from the sky drops down...
BARNEY THE PURPLE DINASOUR!!!!!!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"Cranky screamed.
"Oh,brother..."Wrinkly muttered,throwing a fork at him.
"HEY!!!!!"Cranky said.
A argument suddenly burst out.It sounded something like this:
Cranky:Well what the hell do you want me to do about it?!
Wrinkly:I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barney:I'm here to spread my love to the world!(singing)I love you,you love me!We're a happy family!
Wrinkly and Cranky:(stares)
Cranky:(stabs Barney with Master Sword)
Barney:I LOVE YOU CRANKY!!!!!!!!!(dies)
"..."Cranky said.
"That was weird..."Wrinkly said,blinking several times.
And indeed it was...
LATER
"A tournament?"Wrinkly asked as they arrived in Japan."What kind,Shigeru?"
"Fighting,"Shigeru Miyamoto said.
"Sounds interesting!"Cranky said."Maybe I'll sign up!"
"Yeah,"Wrinkly said."You're as strong as the author..."
"HEY!!!!!!!!"Cranky yelled.
SEVERAL WEEKS LATER
"Welcome to THE TOURNAMENT OF RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!"Shigeru Miyamoto screamed."Our first two fighters are CRANKY AND BROOKLYN!!!!!!"
Cranky and Brooklyn walked up into the arena,Brooklyn in a Legend of Zelda costume and Cranky in his third stage form.
"So..."Cranky said,giving Brook a stern look."You ready?"
"Yup,"Brook said.
"Ready...GO!!!!!"Shigeru yelled.
Cranky and Brook lunged at each other.Brook used Fire Blade with the Silver Striker to make sure Cranky's Farore's Wind wasn't used.Cranky used Side-Flip Blade to stop Brook from her next attack.
After 12 minutes of fighting,only Cranky was the only one of the first two standing.
"Next battle!Stupid random authoress:ALEX vs. wirecracked gecko:GEX!"Shigeru said.
Gex entered,dressed in a karate uniform.Alex in her usual decription of a teal tunic.
"Young Grasshopper..."Gex said as if he was retarded...which he was."...are you ready?"
"Shut it,you retard!"Alex said.
"GO!!!!!!!!!!!"Shigeru screamed.
Alex kicked Gex in the crotch.Gex clutched it in pain.
"Whoa!"Shigeru said."Gex is down from just one attack!Alex wins!"
"Next is the retarded purple dinasour:BARNEY vs...a wolf?"Shigeru said.Cranky shook his head.
"She's a sneak,"he muttered.
"Who is?"Alex asked.
"Wrinkly,"Cranky said.Shigeru heard and reintroduced them.
"The retarded purple dinasour:BARNEY vs. the white wolf:WRINKLY!!!!!!!!!"he almost screamed."Go!"
The wolf lunged as Barney pulled out a mic.As she began biting him,an anvil landed on his crotch.
"AND BARNEY IS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!"Shigeru said as Wrinkly turned back to normal.
"Pathetic dinasour,"she muttered."But where'd the anvil come from?"
Up above,Wiley Cyote was snickering.Alex looked up,gave Wiley a smile,and gave him a thumbs up.
"Thanks,Wiley!"she said.Wiley noded.
As Wrinkly walked into where the contestants were,Cranky ran up to her,nearly screaming,"ARE YOU INSANE?!YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN KILLED!!!!!!"
"I don't care,"Wrinkly said,shrugging."Besides,I'm already dead,anyway..."
"Next,doctor of a random story:DR. MARIO vs. aqua transexual fighter:RANMA!!!!!!"Shigeru nearly screamed."GO!!!!!"
Ranma punched him rapidly befor kicking him in the...yeah...
"Oh my god..."Alex said.
"You have a knack for typing that thing in,don't you?"Cranky asked.Alex gave him the guiltiest grin.
"Yup!"she said.
An avil landed on her.
"Stupid cyote..."Alex muttered in Japanese.
"Takomei..."Cranky said."...SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!"
"Takomei?"Alex asked."Who's that?"
"Your Japanese name,"Shigeru said.
"Shut up,Takyku-teme!"Alex said.
"TEME?"Cranky asked."What's that mean?"
"It means bastard!"Alex said.
"Guys!"Wrinkly said,calling the others over."I looked at the match charts Shigeru gave us and...LOOK!!!!!!"
She pointed to her next match.Cranky stared.There it read:"STUPID RETARD KONG vs. SNOW WHITE WOLF."
"You have to fight Takyku in the next round?!"Alex asked.
"I wish I didn't..."Wrinkly said."ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!"
"Amoumi,"Alex said."Calm down.I'm sure Shigeru made a mistake."
FIVE SECONDS LATER
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"Alex screamed."WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT A MISTAKE?!"
"That's the way I shecudaled it,"Shigeru said.
"Listen,you Iraquian...Chinese...Japanese...video game creator!"Alex said."Why do it?Why?"
"I told you..."Shigeru said.Five seconds later,he was on the floor without consious.
"You've got such strong power..."Wrinkly said.
"All of it I get from Blue Slash here,"Alex said,patting the hazel-blue sword on her back.
"Blue Slash Here?"Wrinkly asked."What kind of name is that?"
"It's real name is Blueions Slaysh Bladeon,"Alex said."It has three nicknames.Blue Slash Blade,Hazel Blade of Hell,and Blue Slash Blade."
"Hazel Blade of Hell...?"Cranky asked.
"The legend says that a hazel-blue sword was created Satian no Devil(Satian the Devil),"Alex said."Satian gave it the nickname Hazel Blade of Hell.But there are many names for it.The three most common are the ones I already named."
"The Hazel Blade's power is extrodinary,"Cranky said.
"HUH?"everyone else but Alex said.
"I've heard about it,"Cranky said,turning to the others like in LoZ:TP."My father said that it was the blade that was sister to the Master Sword."
"That's..a lost part of the legend!"Alex said.
"It's the sword that will eternally seal K.Rool after his defeat,"Wrinkly said.Alex and Cranky looked down.She sweatdropped."Don't tell me there's a sequel!"
"9 actually..."Alex said."AQIT2:K.Rool's Revenge;AQIT 3:ROTB;AQIT 4:PAP;AQIT 5:NTS;AQINT 6:TIRSU;AQIT 7:SOTHBOH;AQIT 8:TOEAKB;AQIT 9:WSWY;AQIT 10:TFS!"
Everyone stared.
"O...K..."Cranky said.
"You can name them off the top of your head..."DK said.
"Next match,the Science Guy:BILL vs. inu-hanyu:INUYASHA!!!!"Shigeru screamed."GO!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha let out a cry of attack and killed Bill with his sword.
"Inuyasha moves on!"Shigeru said.
Because I'm too lazy to describe all the matches,here's how they went:
Semi-semi-finals
Ecco vs. DK-DK
Tatewaki(Kuno) vs. Akane-...Tatewaki(to Ranma's surprise and Tatewaki's joy)
Hikari vs. Ryoga-Hikari
Tai vs. Izzy-...Izzy
Angie vs. Mousse-Angie
TK vs. Davis-TK(to Davis's hatred and Kari's joy)
Matt vs. Willis(Digimon movie)-Willis(Just cause)
Gir vs.Goku-Gir
Kari vs. Goten-Kari(TK's happy and Chi-Chi's mad)
Hawkmon vs. Gatomon-Gatomon
Yoeli vs. Sora-Sora(much to Willis and Hawkmon's surprise)
Davis vs. Shampoo-Davis(Shampoo:SHAMPOO ARE SORRY,RANMA!!!!!!!Ukyo:Shut up.)
Ukyo vs. Hayato-Ukyo
Kodachi vs. Samus-Samus
WINNERS PROCEED TO NEXT ROUND
Semi-finals:
Hikari vs.Alex-Alex(the Hazel Blade of Hell really helps!)
Wrinkly vs. Cranky-Cranky(Wrinkly didn't dare hurt him cause she didn't want him to face the same fate)
Gir vs. Kari-Kari(Gir:I LIKE TACOS!!!!!Kari:(throws stick)Gir:No!!!(dies)Kari:...)
Sora vs. Gatomon-Sora(much to Kari's surprise)
DK vs. Willis-DK!
Davis vs. Samus-Davis
Samus vs. Ukyo-Ukyo
Gatomon vs. Izzy-Gatomon(Kari:Yay!Tai:YOU TRY TO CHEER YOUR FRIENDS ON AND YOUR SISTER'S DIGIMON DEFEATS HIM!!!!!(falls out of stands)
TK vs. Angie-TK(Alex:(gaps)Brooklyn:Holy cow!!!!)
Tatewaki vs. Inuyasha-Inuyasha(Kodachi is crying because Inuyasha "killed" Tatewaki and Akane is yaying because she hates Tatewaki)
FINALS:
Sora vs. Alex-Alex(Alex:And sis said it was bad to carry a sword in stories like Link...TK:Strong for a girl your age.)
Gatomon vs. Inuyasha-Gatomon(Kagome,Inutashio,and Iziyoi are cussing him out because Gatomon pratically KILLED Inuyasha and Kari is yaying)
Cranky vs.DK-Draw(Shigeru:BOTH MOVE ON!!!!Alex:But they're both knocked out...)
TK vs. Ranma-Ranma(Genma and Soun are pratically dancing in circles with each other while Kari is fumming)
Ukyo vs. Davis-Ukyo
6 WAY BATTLE:
"OK..."Ukyo said."Here we go."
They all lunged.
"Ranma!"Alex called."Basic Alpha Manuver Silver!"
"Right!"Ranma called.
Ranma spread out his shoulders for Alex to stand on.Alex jumped onto them,Hazel Blade drawn.
"Ready,Ranma?"Alex asked.
"Ready!"Ranma said.
"SPINNING SPIKE BALL ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!"Alex screamed,being thrown into the air by Ranma.
She spun several times,sword sticking out,and stabbed DK,Ukyo,and Gatomon.The only ones standing were Alex,Ranma,and Cranky.
"Whoever can finish one off first gets to battle the other one!"Alex said.She turned to Cranky."Basic Manuver Silver Mimo!"
Cranky nodded as Alex jumped onto his shoulders.Cranky did the Din's Fire movements.
"DIN'S FIRE!!!!!!"he pratically screamed,raising Alex into the air.As Alex was raised,she drew out the Hazel Blade.
"Ranma Saotome...TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!"she said as she thrusted her sword downward into his head.
"Now only me and you remain,"Cranky said.
"I'm gonna enjoy this,"Alex said beofr both lunged.
-CENSORED BECAUSE THIS IS BLOODY AND BY THE AUTHORITY OF EVERY JANITOR,MAYOR,GOVENOR,PRESIDENT,QUEEN,PRINCESS,PRINCE,KING,AND REPRESENITIVE IN THE WORLD-
Cranky lay unconsious on the ground.Wrinkly tried to run to him but was held back by DK.How this could happen if DK's body wasn't clear and Wrinkly was a ghost we don't know.I don't either.
"Alex has extrime power,"DK said after Wrinkly insisted he let her go."You wouldn't want to get in the middle of it."
"It's all because of the Hazel Blade she's like this!"Wrinkly pratically screamed."I don't care what her power is like!"
"...Alex?!"DK gasped,seeing Alex's eyes turn blood red and hearing her yell of pain."Alex what's wrong?"
Now,it pratically looked as if she was Naruto Uzamaki turning into Kyuubi no Kitsune(Kyuubi the Kitsune).If you've seen the NARUTO begining,you'll what I mean.
"There's demon power...in the blade..."Cranky whispered."Only the one who has the Master Sword can stop it."
"Don't please!"Wrinkly said.Cranky walked over to her,eyes gleaming with trust.
"You don't have to worry,"he said.
Those 5 words.
You don't have to worry...
They flashed in her mind to the first time he said that to her.
FLASHBACK!!!!!!!
It is 20 years befor Donkey Kong Arcade and Cranky is standing infront of an iron door,clutching the handle and blade part of his sword.Wrinkly is right behind him.
"Takyku,"she said."You aren't going...are you?"
"Yes,"he said.
"But..."she said."He's too strong!You'll never be able to defeat him!"
He turned his head and smiled while Blue October's HATE ME started playing in the background(So give a smile as bright as it used to be befor I say,"How could you do this to me?"...And so forth...)
"You don't have to worry,"he said.And with that,he walked in,the door closing(just like a boss's room in LoZ) dramatically.
END FLASHBACK
A/N:I seriously have to kill those...And if you can tell me the lyrics to Blue October's HATE ME,I'd love it because I can't remember!Adios and review!