Hitchhikers Guide-Fit the 3rd

About 10 millionths of a second have passed since our previous encounter with the earthman Arthur Dent, the betelgeuse-ian Ford Prefect, Marvin the Paranoid Android and the Inter-galactic president, Zaphod Beeblebrox.

"Zaphod? Is that really you?!" Ford cried, "I thought you'd died, evaporated, vanished off the face of the galaxy!"

Zaphod looked at him,

"Who told you that? Last time I checked I was perfectly fine and...oh. You brought along the ape as well?"

"Hey! I have a name you know!"
"Yeah sure, whatever monkey man."

"If I might be able to make a suggestion..."

"Oh shut up, damned robot." Ford was beginning to get exasperated.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of exasperation.

Emotion.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of emotion.

A bloody Pain in the Ass.

It is at the moment that Ford Prefect says "Robot" that there is ANOTHER Crash, Bang and Wallop, and it is at that same point that the Babelfish in all 3 life forms worth mentioning here, decides to crap in their heads.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of Babelfish crap.

Avoid, if at all possible. It is one of the most excruciating torments in the Galaxy, second only to the Total Prespective Vortex. This is the reaction it got from Arthur

"Oh. Hello. What's thiiiii...AARGH MMPH NNYE NYE ARRRGH"

And the reaction from Zaphod

"Hey there Boy, Dont you be trying... Aaaargh!"

And the reaction from Ford

"Well, at least it's not Vogon poetry."

"Nobody ever listens to me, I was about to tell you what was about to happen, but nobody ever listens to Marvin. It's always, 'Marvin, Do this' or 'Marvin, can you pick up that mobile phone?' Can I pick up that mobile phone, here I am, Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a mobile phone. Damn beings."

It should probably be known now, what the cause of the other Crash, Bang and Wallop was. And for the information of you, the reader, it shall be revealed that the cause is not another sentient being, but in fact, a rather large, splendid looking spaceship, with an improbability drive, Named - The Heart of Gold.

"Whoooaaaaaah." Zaphod shouted, "That sounds llike ma ship!"

"Put your hands in the air and exit slowly! This is the police and we've come for Mr. Beeblebrox"

"Awwww, That sounds like the police." Zaphod sounded upset.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of Law Enforcement types.

Normally, those involved with enforcing the law are dumb, heartless and Moronic people (Although this is not always the case-See Primary phase of the Radio Series) who wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a googelfrinchem and a zarquin fireblaster. Those who apply for the job are given one statement, and they are told to reply as they see fit. The statement is this;

Do not reply to this.

Those who DO reply, are taken in by the law and trained, whereas those who listen to the statement, and as such, do not reply, are told to go Zark off.

"Oh wow, you certainly are an observant one, I can see that you don't need me, I think I'll just be going now..."

"Oh no no no no no! You robot, you are coming with us." Ford grabbed Marvins arm, and threw him out of the window, towards the police.

"Ow."

"Hey you there! What do you think you are doing?! We're just here trying to do our job and you guys throw robots at us.."

All 3 of our heroes are, at this point, running rapidly in the opposite direction, mainly towards the Heart of Gold.

The Heart of Gold is a huge white ship, in the shape of a sphere, apart from it's engine area (Which runs on the legendary improbability drive) with goes in a Huge concave angle.

"Thank God," Arthur cried, "We made it!"

"Computer! Take us off this planet!"

"Sure thing guys, I'll be just over the moon with whatever programme you choose to run through me. Improbability Drive engaging..."

And thus, they were off.

"Oh no! Not you again!" Ford began to cry.

""I hate Improbability Drives..."

Where are our heroes off to now?

Will the police ever catch them?

Will they be re-united with Trillian?

When will we find out the purpose of this fanfic?

All (Might) be revealed in Fit the 4th of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.