The WEDDING!

"Well this is the big day," said Arashi as he placed his hand on Naruto's shoulder as he watched his son looking at himself in the mirror as he tied the tie to his tuxedo. "I never thought I'd see this day, but I am and I'm thankful to Orochimaru for what he has given me."

"Us, father," corrected Naruto "Don't think I didn't want you here because I did. He gave us both a gift, to you the ability to watch your son's first happiest day of his life and for me, the ability to have my father here to enjoy this day with me."

"Well I do know that I'll enjoy seeing my old teacher and my old student rapping at your wedding."

"Oh my god I can't wait!"

"But first you must be wed my son," reminded Arashi. "This is not the day that we see three men step into Vanilla Ice territory. This is the day that you and the woman you love join hands for a brighter future and enjoy your first time."

"Dad, we've been doing the forbidden dance for quite some time," said Naruto nervously.

"You are my son!"

Another trial of love was happening elsewhere with Marie who was still deciding on what to do with Renji. It was true that she had been the first to admit her love and she knew that his death had been the hardest thing she'd ever had to bear, but his offer was the biggest move of her life. Her whole life could change and she didn't know what she wanted now. Anko and Tsunade were there to help her decide upon what she truly wanted, what mattered to her.

"You might not find someone like him every day you know," said Anko cheerfully.

"Thankfully," coughed Tsunade trying to make her comment as unheard as possible. "But you do know that you love him so why don't you go with him already?"

"It's not that simple," she cried, putting her head in her hands. "I do love him and I want to be a part of his life, but at the same time, this is a whole new territory than planning a wedding. How can I be of any help with planning on running a country?"

"When I and Keiji got married, we feared that one day there would be a conflict of interest and we'd have to choose a side," said Anko. "Even now we have problems on what should be done about things since he has a high ranking in suna and I'm the leader of ROOT. In time, things just seemed to flow as easily as they had before."

"Anko's right, but the choice is yours," said Tsunade.

"You're right and if you'll excuse me, I have a couple to wed," declared Marie as she left.

The wedding alter was by the lake side with the sun gleaming off the waters that ran through the clear pipes that made the altar, to make the whole things shine. Naruto was in a very lavish tuxedo that would be seen on James Bond, while most of the men wore the same except for Gai and Lee, who wore the bright and sparkly tuxedos that they wore to Keiji's wedding. Sasuke was Naruto's best man, while Sakura was Hinata's maid of honor. The person on the organs who was playing her to the altar started off with the "here comes the bride" tune, but then went off to play "Garden of Eden." He was promptly smacked on the head by Renji who had gotten the man at the last minute. He could have done it himself, which Marie knew, but he didn't want anyone knowing that he could play the organ. It was one of those secrets that you only knew if you were very close to him, but everyone knew he could play the piano from his habit of going up to any piano that was in sight and playing Moonlight Sonata. Marie stood there in front of the two as she said all the ceremonial words that were less important than the vows that they had said. To be with each other and try to correct any faults they had, but also to do it together.

"Well I ask this question to both of you," announced Marie. "Do the both of you take each other?"

"I do," replied Hinata staring into Naruto's eyes.

"Hell yes," shouted Naruto as he pulled Hinata into a kiss.

"She didn't tell you to kiss the bride yet," whispered Sasuke to his best friend.

"Fuck that," whispered Naruto back.

"Now for the moment you've all been waiting for," announced Renji on the microphone. "This is the best of Konoha and Suna rapping and singing. Now for the first trio: Gaara of the Sand, Kakashi, and Keiji."

"What happened to ero-senin," asked Naruto, disappointed that he wasn't going to hear Jiraiya rapping.

"We lost him to a mob of angry onsen women, including Anko and Tsunade," replied Renji.

"I knew it was going to be the death of him one day, but it had to be before today," said Naruto a bit saddened by his late mentor's passing.

"He's not dead, just badly injured," assured Renji. "Besides, Keiji's a better Kain than Jiraiya was."

Everyone was crowding around the stage, waiting for the men to come out and perform, a sight which was destined to be one of the most memorable moments in Gakko history. All three of the men had a personal fan club that was always haunting his every step. First came Kenji, who came out with Tsunade and Anko in bikini tops and hot pants shaking their butts.

Keiji: Booty-booty-booty-booty rockin' everywhere, booty-booty-booty-booty rockin' everywhere, rockin' everywhere, rockin' everywhere.'

Then Gaara appeared out of a swirl of sand with his black tuxedo still on.

Gaara: I found you Ms. New Booty. Get it together and bring back to me! Get on the dance floor, back it up into him. Put his hand on it than see what he do. Get it right, get right, get it tight. Get it right, get right, get it tight. Girl I don't need you, but you need me. Take it off, shake it freely. I don't tell stories, I let them tell themselves and you aint got to sell sex girl, it sell itself. Like nothing else. Yeah I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fills me up with joy. Isn't life grand, on the fast lane. Put on the whisper song (I don't know the rest of that sentence). Put it on me, do it naturally. Don't know what it is but whatever it is you do it admirably. (I can't finish the damn lyrics)

Keiji: Quarter to twelve and we just getting in. Bubba Sparx with the Ying Yang Twins. Sippin on patrome, blown, blown, blown. Shawty in her thong, whon, whon, whon. Ass get to jiggling, mother fuckin wiggling. Get that bitch frost shivering (I can't finish that one either).

Kakashi: Sssh, let me whisper in your ear, get yourself together and buy some new gear. Do something with your hair and hit the club. Guarantee you'll make all dough. Work what you got. Make that money, don't let it make you.

Everyone was cheering for the trio as they went into shake with Gaara doing Pitbull. Most of the girls had gotten up there and shaken their money maker alongside Anko and Tsunade. Next up was Renji's band doing Quicksand from the Incubus album, Light Hand Grenades. It seemed to be misplaced until he followed up with Kiss to Send Us Off, which picked up the mood. Then he started to sing one of the oddest songs to play at a wedding, Drive, also by Incubus.

Renji: Sometimes I feel the fear of, uncertainty, stinging clear. And sometimes I have to ask myself, how much I let the fear take the wheel and steer. It's driven me before and it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal. And lately I'm beginning to find that when I drive I hold the wheel real tight.

Hearing the song, Marie finally made her decision and then she waited for the band to get off stage for her to get Renji alone. To her surprise, he was waiting there for her, holding his arms wide open for her to rush into an embrace, but she wasn't going to be the one crawling.

"Well, do you want to come with me or do you want me around," asked Renji.

"I've decided that I'll accompany you," said Marie, trying to disquise the passion that was burning within her. She then felt his arms around her and she felt safe in her embrace.

"So now you two can stop using the rubber," joked Keiji as he took a sip of wine.

"Rubber," said Naruto, confused on what he meant.

"You have been using condoms, right," asked Hiashi, narrowing his eyes on the newly married couple.

"If he's my son then no," replied Arashi.

"Well I guess we don't need the DNA test then," said Naruto. "Sorry for not telling you two this, but, Hinata's pregnant."

Author's note: I know you all want to see the next sequal when she has her kids, but first I want to finish the Shino fan fic and do some other projects that I got brewing in my mind. Summer break is also going to be over soon so I have that problem. You migh have to wait till December, but you can entertain yourself with my Dark Naruto NaruHina fic. An apology to Riema, who the character Marie was patterned after, I never intended to have you paired with my perverted side, but it just happened. Didn't end with a bang, but I might just add a epilogue.