Disclaimer: I don't own anything Rocky Horror related, it all belongs to my dear Richard O'Brien and Twentieth Century Fox. I am just a girl mucking around with her hero's songs.
Author's Note: Wow, sorry it's been so long. I haven't had time for any writing lately. I will try to start updating regularly again. Pease enjoy and review:D
Eddie's Pie
From the day he could eat pie
He was trouble
He was the sour taste
In his mother pie
She tried to cook him pie
but he never caused her
Nothing but shame
He left home the day he ate her pie
From the day her pie was gone
All he wanted
Was Rock-n-Roll, porn
And a shepherds pie
eating up junk food
he was a low-down
cheap little punk
Tasting everyone's pie
When Eddie said he
Didn't like his pie
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a plastic fork
What a pie,
makes you hungry
And it did.
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly cooked for him.
I said "Hey listen to me
Stay sane inside pie eating"
but he locked the kitchen door and
Threw away the key
But he must have been drawn
Into some pie
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
what's it say, what's it say?
"I'm out of my head
Oh hurry or I may be dead.
They mustn't start to bake their evil pies"
When Eddie said he
Didn't like his pie
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a plastic fork
What a pie,
makes you hungry
And it did.