Epilogue

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the characters of Naruto. The original characters are mine, but I can allow permission for them, when I feel like it.

Author's note: This is an epilogue because the third story in the series won't be out for some time. I saw that not many of the other viewers reviewed or at least showed that they read the damn thing except for my diehard fans. I have another NaruHina fan fic out called The Downward Spiral, and it's different than this one. It's darker and more serious.

Hiashi didn't know what to do at that moment as soon as those words had left Naruto's mouth, ruining the joyous occasion that everyone was enjoying just a few minutes ago. A few minutes ago, Hiashi didn't know that his daughter had been having sex with Naruto without a condom, something he assumed they were taking great for, but apparently they hadn't thought about it. A lot of emotions were running through his skull at the moment, anger, happiness, calm, and the urge to rip Naruto's head off and use it for a candy dish. Neiji also shared his uncles ideas, but he wouldn't act until his uncle did, not wanting to ruin the ceremony first. The wedding guests could feel the tension from the situation, even Renji and Marie stopped kissing when they sensed the tension from fifty feet away, but Naruto could feel something else. He could feel the urge to kill rising from the very beings of the two angry Hyuuga and he knew that he should be ready to move at a moment's notice. It was Hiashi who made the first move as he lunged for Naruto first, followed by Neiji, who had snatched one of Tenten's weapons scrolls. Naruto was gone before Hiashi even got half way across the table and he was breaking for anywhere that was away from the two vengeful Hyuuga with Hinata in arms bridal style.

"Naruto what are the cans for," asked Hinata as she saw the cans tied to his leg and then saw the twins Satsuki and Junpei with string and cans in their hands. If she could see the back of Naruto's tuxedo, she would see that they wrote "just married" on the back.

"I don't know it was those damn brats who just did that, but I got them back," replied Naruto as he whistled and all of a sudden the kids were being pulled up by their underwear which was being pulled by a wire. "Ha ha, no one defeats the master of pranks. Those wedgies should show you your place."

"Naruto shouldn't we be worrying about my father and cousin coming to kill you," said Hinata as she sweat dropped. He was still the same Naruto, but that thought just made her smile even more, because he was her Naruto and she loved Naruto. She hugged closer to him and kissed him on the lips. "You're going to be my Naruto and I'm going to be your Hinata forever."

"I wouldn't have it any other way," replied Naruto as he held her close, still remaining focused on everything that was happening around him. "And pretty soon, you're going to be the mother of my child."

"Okay everyone we have gathered you to help us save Naruto from his in-laws," said Keiji as he lit a cigarette, only to have Anko throw it out of his mouth. She reminded him that he had offered to help him quit smoking and she was doing a bang up job of it, a bit too much of a banged up job of it.

The people assembled were Kiba, Hanabi, Konohamaru, Choiji, Sakura, and Ino, the rest were just told to wait their turn. Hanabi had grown a crush on Konohamaru just like Hinata had grown a crush on Naruto, but she never told Konohamaru how she felt while Konohamaru had grown a crush on Hanabi as well. Keiji of course knew that this team had no choice of being of any help, but it would be hilarious to screw with their heads while he did it and he even added an old guy to the mix just for laughs. The old man would just babble about something that didn't make any sense while Keiji would just tease him and make fun of him. If anybody was going to hell, it would most likely be Keiji.

"Okay so now I'm going to split you into groups of three," announced Keiji to his joke tracking team.

"Why three," asked Konohamaru who was standing at the opposite of Hanabi being too embarrassed to get close to her.

"Because you touch yourself at night," replied Keiji. "Anymore questions?"

"I knew nothing good would come of city folk and their flying machines," said the old man.

"Okay does anyone have anything that isn't bathed in stupid," asked Keiji as he rubbed his temple. "Okay, Konohamaru you're with the useless girl, the one with pink hair whose name escapes me right now."

'Ah,' thought Hanabi. 'I wanted to see Konohamaru naked.'

"Hanabi stop fantasizing about Konohamaru being naked," said Keiji very loudly to embarrass the two. "Just for that you're with dog boy and… (can't remember Chouji's name) that fat guy."

Chouji couldn't hear Keiji make the comment over the sound of chips being munched in his mouth. Konohamaru was bummed out about being paired with the two biggest mouths in all of Konoha, even out doing what Naruto used to do. He looked at Hanabi and decided that he was going to tell her now, not wanting to let the chance to slip past. He walked over to Hanabi who started walking away when she saw him, not wanting to talk to him after being called out like she was.

"Wait," shouted Konohamaru as he ran towards Hanabi who started running away.

"Hey wait a second you two get back here," shouted Keiji as he watched two of the people on his joke squad running off. "Damn teenagers, now all I got is dog boy, the poster geezer for Alzheimer's, the person who is the reason why there are starving people in other countries, and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum."

"I swear I'm going to kill my brother," said the old man. "That bastard stole the last Klondike bar."

"So what would you do for a Klondike bar," asked Keiji, not passing up a chance to abuse the elderly.

"I just said kill my brother," said the old man.

"And then," asked Keiji.

"And then I would eat the Klondike bar," replied the old man.

"And then," asked Keiji.

"I would have peace," replied the old man.

"And then," asked Keiji.

"No and then," replied the old man.

"And then," asked Keiji.

"No and then," replied the old man angrily.

"AAAANNNNNND TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEEENNNNNN," asked Keiji before he got hit in the back of the head by Anko.

"Would you stop abusing the elderly," asked Anko, not trying to hide the fact that she was pissed off.

"Wait Hanabi, I need to talk to you," called out Konohamaru.

"I'm sorry for thinking those things of you," shouted Hanabi as she ran off with tears in her eyes.

"Hanabi I just wanted to tell you that I like you," shouted Konohamaru as loud as he could which made Hanabi trip over and that in turn tripped over Konohamaru, who landed on top of her.

"Do you mean it," asked Hanabi as she stared at him teary eyed.

"I do," replied Konohamaru and she hugged him and told him what she wanted to say fro him for so long.

"I do to," said Hanabi with a smile.

Naruto let out a sigh of relief when he got to their honey moon sweet, assured that he was safe from the two Hyuuga who were after his head. He set Hinata down onto the bed and they both smiled as they kissed each other, about to have sex, the same sex they had had, but this time as a married couple. Naruto was about to help her remove her dress when there was a knock on the door and sighing, Naruto went to answer it. On his way there, he ran into none other than the author of this story scratching his head as he tried to hide from his responsibilities of having to go to school.

"What are you doing in here," asked Naruto as he was astonished to see me.

"I don't know," I replied. "I just dove in here to hide from the cops because of a few bar fights that left a guy with a pool stick up his….well let's just say some things are best left unsaid."

I went to answer the door only to have a hole broken into and a very scary looking Hiashi said, "here's Hiashi."

"I'm surprised I didn't just crap myself," I said. "Jesus what are you trying to do give me a heart attack."

"I'm here for Naruto is he here," asked Hiashi.

"No he's somewhere that you don't know about it," I replied. "What idiot would come back to where they live and the person whose chasing them knows they live? Besides, what's the big deal with getting angry with Hinata being pregnant, I mean he married her, didn't he? It's not like he fucked her and left her."

"How did you know what was going on," asked Hiashi with a puzzled look on his face.

"I wrote this story, I know believe me."

"You're right," said Hiashi and to make a long story short he left and I got kicked out so Naruto and Hinata could celebrate their marriage.

Till the Third Story

Author's note: The next story will take some time to come out because I got a lot on my plate right now. In the mean time, check out my other fan fics by looking at my profile and be sure to check out my other NaruHina fan fic called The Downward Spiral. It's more serious and I want to see how my usual audience takes it.