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Chapter 8-A Fallen Angel's Love, Heart, And Wings

There had been a few… misfortunes when Cranky was battling fox demon Alex. One was he injured the same arm again and, right now, was screaming in pain.

"I… can't move it!!!" he screamed.

"Chopper needs to see it!" Brook nearly screamed.

It was true. Chopper really did need to see it. With the amount of blood spurting everywhere, you didn't need a brain to see that it was so bad it almost needed to be taken off.

The last thing Cranky heard was a very, very loud scream and a shout of, "Leave him, hell demons! Let him be!" About three hours later, he woke up to the sound of voices.

"He looks OK," Brook's voice said.

"OK?!" Alex's voice yelled. "He fell two hundred feet!"

"Let's push you off a two hundred foot building and see what you look like," DK's voice said.

"She'd look a bit better than me, then," Cranky said. He looked around. "Where's the Master Sword? And the shield?" Alex quickly stood up.

"No one blames you," she said. "But… uh…"

"When you fell, you kind of… let go of the sword and shield… and they crashed into a living tree…and, well…" DK said, taking a blanket out from behind him that held the bits of what were once the Master Sword and the shield. "You can guess what I'm about to say…"

Later that day…

"I know what could cheer you up," Hero-Shade said. "A spar!"

"HERO-SHADE!!!!!!" everyone but he and Cranky yelled.

"Oops. Sorry-" was all Hero-Shade could say before Cranky was, once again, on the ground, yelling in pain as Blue October's Hate Me played in the background.

"Please," he muttered. "Please make it go away…"

Alex immediately noticed why.

"He's… growing wings…?" she whispered.

"Don't let them grow…" Curse-Mark said. "DON'T LET THEM!!!"

"Curse-Mark…" Cranky muttered. "Curse-Mark, listen well. Please. Get Chopper. And get the rest out of here… UGH!!!"

Curse-Mark fell to his knees and started pushing the black angel feathers. Panicking, Alex quickly rummaged through her backpack for some white bandages.

"Keep them in!" he said. "Don't let them get out!"

"Curse-Mark!" she said. "Curse-Mark, use these to hold the wings in!" she tossed the bandages into Curse-Mark's arms.

Blood dripping down his sides, Cranky couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief and trust. He trusted Curse-Mark to help.

"Curse-Mark…" he whispered, sighing again. "Thank you… for everything."

The last thing he heard was Curse-Mark shouting, "Wolf!" Wrinkly stared, pale as…boy this is corny, but, a ghost.

"W-what now?" she asked.

"I carry out Cranky' s commands," Curse-Mark said. "No arguments."

"Why, though?" Angie asked.

"He was like an older brother to me," Curse-Mark said. "You see when he was 10, he thought about making a cursed version of himself."

50 YEARS AGO…ER…FLASHBACK

A seemingly 10-year-old version of Cranky was dangling from a tree limb by his legs when his step-brother walked up. Cranky stared.

"Kana!" Cranky said. "WTF are you doing here?"

"Why are you always calling me 'Kana'?" Kana asked. "You know it's Matt!"

"More like FAT," Cranky grumbled.

"THAT'S IT!!!!!" Kana screamed, lunging at Cranky.

Both rolled in a blurry ball all the way down the hill until they crashed into a nearby tree.

BAM!!!!!

"Ouch…" Cranky said with swirls as eyes.

"Ah, the irony of having a step-brother…" a girl that randomly appeared said.

"It wouldn't be this tough if we had cursed version of ourselves!" Cranky said. "Anyway, what're you doing here, Cat?" She stared.

"The Kari asked me to see him," she said. "He said you two have been acting weird lately."

"We're always weird!" Kana said. "We get told that everyday!"

ABOUT 2 DAYS LATER

"Hey Kana?" Cranky asked. Kana turned. "Uh… Do you know what happened to the… AHHH!!!!!!!!"

Purple, glowing, Chinese writing appeared on his arms. Kana stared.

"Uh…" he said. "C-Cranky?"

There was a flash and a scream. When it cleared, Cranky was looking at his hand, astonished.

"Ah," he said. "To be out of my prison. It feels good."

"W-w-what?!" Kana said.

END FLASHBACK

Cranky woke up. Everyone stared as… SOME RANDOM PERSON JUMPED ONTO HIM!!!!!!!!

"Can't… breathe!!!!!" he said.

"Wolf!" he said.

"Eh…? Oh. Kana," Cranky said.

"Kana heard from Kazema and ran over here," Alex explained. "You may have practically killed him but he lived."

A boy of what looked like seventeen years of age in green clothing and brown boots was also standing over him with a girl that had blonde hair and was wearing a dress.

"Why is that boy wearing a dress…?" Cranky asked.

"It's a tunic!" the boy said. Alex sighed.

"Link, Zelda, meet this," she changed her voice to a whisper, "asshole," she changed the volume back, "and Cranky, meet Zelda and Link!"

"The Princess of Hyrule and the Hero of Time!" Angie said, tossing a dreamy look at the hot Hero of Time. Link blushed. Zelda glared.

"Like Link, you are the chosen one," Zelda said. "You both have destinies that were chosen by the gods." Link nodded in agreement.

"Are you sure, Zelda?" Cranky asked, giving Zelda a strange look.

SEVERAL DAYS LATER

Cranky was all alone in the Lost Woods when his eyes went blank. About several hours later, Alex, Brook, and Wrinkly were out there looking for him. That was… until they saw a man with black angel wings examining himself.

"Um…" Alex said. "Sir? Do you know where someone with dark black hair wearing a teal hat, teal tunic, and brown boots anywhere?"

He turned around, causing Alex to gasp. What he was wearing was a teal hat, teal tunic, and brown boots with black hair. He also had on the Royal Crest of the Dimension Kingdom

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?!" Alex and Brook screamed, pouncing.

"I am him!" the man said. He then got punched.

"We're never going to believe that!" Wrinkly screamed at him.

"It is me!" he said.

"Oh yeah?" Alex said. "What's the third stage form look like?"

"A cross between David Bowie and Johnny Deep!" he said.

"It is you!" Alex said. "But what happened to you?"

"I don't know," he said. "I'm just sitting there, minding my own business when I felt strange! Now here I am, in this strange stage!"

"We need to see Hero-Shade," Brook said, flipping through the A Quest In Time script. "That or talk this over with Alex." Alex shrugged.

"Don't look at me," she said.

"Then I guess we go see Hero-Shade," Cranky sighed.

ABOUT 2 DAYS LATER

"Ah," Hero-Shade said. "I see you've gone into the fourth stage."

"FOURTH STAGE?!" the others yelled.

"Ah, the fourth stage of a twelve stage chosen one is always a black-feathered angel," Hero-Shade said.

"TWELVE STAGES?!" the others screamed.

"Wait, wait!" Hero-Shade said. "You misunderstand! Since there is a dying breed of twelve stage chosen ones Cranky is the last of the breed of those chosen ones."

"WHAT THE F DO YOU MEAN 'THE LAST OF A DYING BREED OF CHOSEN ONES'?!" Cranky screeched.

"I would be lying if I said this but may as well!" Hero-Shade said. "There are different species of chosen ones; the least is one, like Link, and the most is twelve, like you."

"Hero-Shade," Alex said. "In The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess Link has the ability to turn into a wolf!"

LATER ON…

Cranky was wandering around with Alex when they came upon a pair of gloves, much like the ones Sir Aaron wore in Pokemon: Lucario And The Mystery of Mew.

"Those gloves…" Alex whispered. And all Cranky did was pick them up…

"WTF?" Alex said as the light went away. She was staring, as she said this, at a figure that looked a lot like Sir Aaron from the eighth Pokemon movie. He also wore the Royal Crest of Sound.

"Whoa!" he said.

"Um…" Alex said. "Cranky? That is you, right…?"

"Yeah," he said.

WHEN THEY CAME BACK…

"We were wondering where you two went!" Brook said. "But… where's Cranky?"

"This is Cranky!" Alex said.

"Right," Angie said in a sarcastic voice. "And I'm really a Pikachu that's going to flap its wings and fly to Jupiter."

"Argh!" Cranky said. "I'll prove it to you!"

He spread his arms and legs apart. There was a flash and when it faded there stood a rather ticked off Cranky glaring at them and holding something shiny in between his fingers.

"NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!" Brook and Angie screamed so loud it nearly deafened them, otherwise known as an 'ear-piercing' scream.

"So…" Alex said. "Shall we make a chart on which forms he's obtained since he realized that he had a destiny to fulfill?"

Everyone nodded in agreement. Cranky shook his head in disagreement. Alex pulled out a pen and what looked like…

"The sea chart from The Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker?" Angie asked. Alex whacked her.

"No, baka!" she said. "It may look like it but it's not!"

"So…" Brook said, taking the pen from Alex and making the chart. "We know he obtained the fourth stage ten days ago, the fifth stage two hours ago, the second stage two months ago, and the third stage two weeks ago." She wrote the dates that looked something like this:

Fifth stage-two hours ago-3:30 P.M-May 30th

Fourth stage-ten days ago-10:23 P.M-May 20th

Third stage-two weeks ago-8:30 P.M-May 16th

Second stage-two months ago-6:50 P.M-March 30th

"Um…" Cranky said. "Brook? You may want to put the sixth stage on there…"

"Don't tell me you've obtained the sixth one already!" Alex said, sweat dropping.

"What's it look like?" Brook asked.

"BROOK!!!!!!!" everyone but she and Cranky yelled.

"No," he said. "Really. It's OK." He turned to Brook. "When I was coming back to this stage, I saw the animagi-"

"DON'T!!!!!!!!!!" Kana screamed. "You'll expose it!" He then realized something. "AAH!!!!!!! STUPID AUTHOR!!!!"

"It's OK to tell them, Kana," Cranky said. "After all," he pointed to the three human girls, "15 of their brain is monkey."

"Yep!" Alex said.

"The form I saw was animagi," Cranky said.

"Animagi?" Brook said.

"An animagi is a person who can change into an animal at will," Angie explained. "Really. You need to watch Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban!"

"That's the reason Curse-Mark and Kana called me 'Wolf' earlier," Cranky said, ignoring Angie's explanation. "That's probably the reason I'm the twelve stage chosen one." Alex scooted back.

"Wolf!" she screamed.

"Only now it seems I can't turn into a wolf unless I re-unlock it," he said, ignoring Alex. "Which will be… about now!"

There was a flash and when it faded there was a wolf that looked a lot like the dog version of Sirius Black from Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban where Cranky once was.

A/N: Well! That ends chapter eight! I know it doesn't make sense that I'm just know putting spaces between the commas, periods, question marks, colons, and exclamation marks but I got a new computer with Microsoft Works Word Processor and it really p me off! Well, review!