Fit the 5th.
It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For Instance, when the inter-galactic president Zaphod Beeblebrox assumed that he was being chased by the Galactic police for the crime of stealing the infamous starship "Heart of Gold", he was only partially correct. He WAS being chased, and it was about the Heart of Gold, but it was NOT by the Police.
"Hey Computer, didja get that gargle blaster I asked you for?"
"Hey Zaphod…" Ford was looking out of the window.
"Yeah what is it Ix?"
"Well, for starters, stop calling me that, and 2…"
"What Ford is trying to say is that, you're screwed Zaphod." Marvin droned in the background.
"Hey what do ya mean…. Whoa, what was that?!"
The ship had suddenly lurched forward, causing both of Zaphod's to tangle around each other, and for all the crew to fall flat on the floor, face down.
"Mmph mmph mmph"
Quite simply translated as "Oh God, I'm so depressed."
"That's what I was trying to tell you Zaphod! The police are chasing us! Well, you actually."
Arthur lurched forwards again.
Zaphod stared at him.
"What was that for Monkey Man? The Ship has stopped shaking."
"Improbability Drive engaging…"
"Hey man! Who pressed the button?"
…………………………………………………………………………….
"Did it work?" Arthur looked around. "Hey, where did Zaphod go? That's odd."
Suddenly a voice boomed towards them.
"Hello and welcome to Big Brother."
Where has Zaphod gone?
Where is Trillian?
Why didn't I reveal if this fanfic would involve the Ultimate Question?
What will happen now?
Find out in the next (Moderately) exciting fit of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Fanfics."