The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy;
A Definition
Reality TV
Avoid, if at all possible.
Reality Television is
Pointless
Annoying
Rude
Officious
Callous
Stupid
A lot of the time, it is just one of these descriptives, at the most, 2. But in one show on the Moetv station, (Traditionally broadcast on the planet Quazarr), it involved every single one of these descriptives and more (But the others cannot be safely translated, and, as such, I will not attempt to.) The Directors and producers, being the dumb bastards they are, thought it would be Good for viewing to see what would happen if a Bug Blatter Beast from Traal were let loose on the contestants.
All the contestants subsequently died.
This caused a terrible hoo-hah, and was widely regarded as a bad move, mainly on the producers part. This will generally die out soon, due to the fact of money. Many have tried to contact the Beast, and reports have said that he is very upset at his actions and generally wants to mope about.
The Beast is now being appointed for Knighthood by the Emperor of Traal.
I guess that helped out his feelings.
