That Other Story I told you I would tell you
(Otherwise known as Fit the 7th)
The Hitchhiker's guide, in one of it's earlier editions, once said that
"Life is like a sewer, Whatever you put into it, the same crap always comes out." This, of course, angered the Zeerue people of Sentron 6, who bear a striking resemblance to human excrement, and, naturally, do not like being mentioned in the same breath as Sewers. This entry has been removed, as, although it did read good, the Guide could not afford to be sued, especially after the whole cereal box thing.
Zaphod awoke, groggy and bound to a chair, in a dark room.
"Hey man, Where am I?" He tried to move, but found it hard to do so, "Wierder and wierder." He exclaimed.
There was no-one else in the room with him, unless the count the poor Zeeruit in the corner of the room. The poor sap got lost, and doesn't know where to go. Poor Ass.
"I am Error." Zaphod looked around.
"Hey man, who said that? Show your face! I'm not in a good mood, what with being tied up and all."
"I am Error." At that point, a very odd looking Vogon appeared in the room with Zaphod. Zaphod could tell it was a Vogon due to the domed nose that rose high above his piggy forehead, but the bottom half of his body simply did not exist.
"You can say that again bud, something definetely went wrong down there."
"I am Err... What do you mean?"
"Take a look downwards bud."
Slowly, the Vogon lowered it's head.
"Oh man, I never get this stuff right. Im so stupid at everything, I had a great job shouting a lot, but my aunt persuaded me to quit, and then I joined this lot. Oh what's the point..." Then, to Zaphod's surprise, a Killozap 5000 appeared in the Vogon's hand.
"Hey man! Don't shoot me with that thing! I'm the President of the Galaxy, don't ya know?!" Then, to FURTHER Zaphods astonishment, The Vogon shot himself, with the gun falling to the floor. It was at the point the gun fell to the floor, that the Vogon vanished.
"Wierder and Wierder" Zaphod muttered to himself (and of course the Zeeruit), Zaphod spent the next couple of minutes getting free from the chair bindings (Including a very graphic and dirty technique involving the death of one poor Zeeruit by ropeburn).
"Great! Now... How do I get out of here?!"
Where is Zaphod?
Why are Vogons involved?
Have I REALLY forgotten to include the Ultimate Question again?
I promise some of this will be answered in the next exciting installment of...
"The Hitchhikers Guide to the Fanfics"