Summary: DBZ/FMA X-over. Sequel to my Alchemy and Saiyans fic. Chi-Chi decides to have Gohan learn alchemy, so she sends him to Amestris.

Disclaimer: BK and IWA are sitting at table

it walks alone: (scribble scribble)

BritKit: (flips cap on Bath & Bodyworks "moonlight path" lotion open & closed, fascinated)

BK: (pause) (sniff) ...Does anyone else smell popcorn?

IWA: Yes. I think it's the seniors. Just so all of you readers know, our seniors have a blocked off with cubical walls area of the cafeteria with some really pathetic chairs and a TV/gamestation called the 'Senior Lounge'. They've been playing Sonic the Hedgehog all afternoon. Which I also don't own. Same with Bath & Body Works.

freakinCRAZY: (runs in) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee splat! (slams into pole in front of table)

(fwump)

IWA: (looks up) Did I miss something?

BK: (leans over side of table) ...FC, what are you doing on the floor?

IWA: (leans over table) Oh. It's you. (goes back to writing)

FC: (stands up) I'm OKAY!

BK: ...Uh-huh, sure. (sniffs) I think the popcorn is burning.

FC: Should we tell them? (sits down)

BK: Nah, let's wait for them to notice, you know when the microwave starts burning and someone yells "fire" and everybody goes "where?"

IWA: And you're weird and I still don't own FMA or DBZ and no one has told me if they're selling Ed and I'm gonna shut up now.

A/N: Pairing poll results so far: (I'll only put ones on here that people have actually voted for)

Gohan/Ed: 1

Ed/Winry: 2

Mustang/Riza: 1

Gohan/Lust: 1

Vegeta/Lust: 1

"Speaking" Thoughts (Me to you)

Last time:

"But if something does go wrong, we've got you, Gohan. And soon, Mirai and Vegeta."

"Oh, yeah. No pressure there," Gohan replied sarcastically.

Bulma giggled and started the engine.

Chapter 8: Kami's Lookout

Mirai and Vegeta caught up to them not much later.

They were informed of this fact by a knocking on the outside door.

"That would be Mirai. Gohan?"

"Yes, Bulma."

Gohan got up and opened the door. Mirai and Vegeta were flying alongside the plane.

"Hey, Mirai, Vegeta," Gohan greeted them, stepping aside so they could come in.

"I believe some introductions are in order," Mirai observed, looking around. "I'm Mirai Trunks Briefs. Call me Mirai. And this is my dad, Vegeta."

Vegeta grunted.

Ed glanced up at the Saiyan Prince from where he was sitting (IWA: Tho' he's probably shorter than Vegeta even when he's standing... /sweatdrops/ ) and started to introduce the military people.

"You know me and Al. This is Mustang..."

"Colonel Roy Mustang. The Flame Alchemist," Mustang clarified, saluting.

"...Hawkeye..."

"First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye," she quipped, also saluting.

"...Hughes—stay away from his pictures..."

"Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes. Have you seen my darling Elicia? No, of course you haven't. This is a picture of her taking her first steps..."

Ed sighed. "Hughes, stay away from Vegeta. He's got a really bad attitude and can—scratch that, WILL—blast you into oblivion."

Hughes kept babbling at the aforementioned (now twitching) Saiyan.

"Just like Gohan did to Envy."

Hughes froze, then dashed behind Riza, who rolled her eyes.

"Can we please leave me out of this?"

"Okay, Gohan, what did you do?" Bulma asked the demi.

"Got rid of a bad guy."

"Oh. Okay then!" She went back to piloting.

Ed shook his head at them and continued with the introductions. "...Armstrong..."

"Major Alex Louis Armstrong. The Strong Arm Alchemist!" Armstrong announced, posing. (IWA: And sparkling, too, of course...)

Ed sweatdropped. "...and Havoc."

"Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc."

Riza pulled the cigarette from between Havoc's lips before he even had a chance to light it.

"Hey!"

Riza shook her head. "It's pointless to argue with you, so I won't waste any energy on it. Give me the cigarettes."

"What!" Havoc looked horrified.

"Those things will kill you, you know," Mustang commented.

"Ah, give it up, Riza. You're not gonna be able to stop him," Hughes interjected.

Riza rolled her eyes, but turned away as a smirking Havoc lit another cigarette.

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Sooh, they arrived at Kami's Lookout, where the rest of the Z-Senshi was supposed to be waiting.

The CIC was very confused when they stepped out of the plane.

"Umm... Where are we?" Havoc voiced what they were all thinking.

Gohan grinned. "Kami's Lookout! This is where Dende lives."

"Dende...?" Hughes asked.

"God," Ed clarified.

They stared. "...God!" Hughes squeaked.

Mirai snickered. "Yes, God."

"C'mon, let's go see if they're here!" Bulma chirped.

"No need."

"Piccolo! Hi!" Gohan called.

"Hey, kid. It's been a while," Piccolo replied, stepping out of the building, followed by the Z-Senshi.

"I think some introductions are in order," Riza observed, unconsciously repeating what Mirai had said not too long ago.

Hughes, meanwhile, was hiding behind Armstrong, Havoc was in shock, and Mustang's hand was twitching.

Gohan obliged. "Well, let's see. There's my mom, Chi-Chi..."

She waved.

"...Krillen, Eighteen, and Marron Chestnut..."

Mustang turned slightly to Riza. "Eighteen...?"

Krillen waved and 18 inclined her head.

"...Yamcha Bandit..."

He grinned.

"...Piccolo..."

He grunted.

"...Master Roshi—Riza, stay away from him, he's a pervert..."

Master Roshi's face fell at the last proclamation.

"...and Dende—he's Kami, or God."

The deity in question smiled.

"Saay, Mom, is Dad gonna be here?"

"I don't know, honey. I haven't heard from him," Chi-Chi replied.

"Oh." Gohan looked down, then back up, realizing something worrying. "And where are Trunks and Goten?"

Chi-Chi looked around. "I don't know..." She turned to Bulma. "Weren't they with you?"

"I thought they were with you!" the blue-haired genius replied.

Yamcha paled. "Oh no..."

Both mothers turned to Dende. "Can you find them?"

Dende looked troubled. "I can try." He walked to the edge and looked down.

"Well, while we're waiting for the Brats, how about we go get the Dragonballs?" Krillen suggested.

Piccolo nodded. "Good idea." He turned with a flourish and disappeared inside.

"Now, introductions the other way:—" Gohan started.

"We can introduce ourselves," Mustang interrupted. He turned to the assembled group of martial artists and their families. "Roy Mustang. Rank: Colonel. I'm the Flame Alchemist."

"First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye." She saluted.

("Oh, no, not another #18..." Yamcha moaned.

"Hey! I resent that!" Krillen objected.)

"Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes," said officer said, sticking his head out from behind Armstrong and waving, then ducking back.

("Wow. He didn't pull out his pictures," Ed observed.

"I think his encounter with Vegeta taught him not to do that to someone he doesn't know," Al returned.)

"Major Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong Arm Alchemist!" As usual, Armstrong posed and sparkled. PINK. The military people sweatdropped.

Havoc continued staring after Piccolo.

/smack/

"Ow! What—?" Havoc massaged the back of his head where Riza had slapped him. "Oh, sorry. Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc." He grinned sheepishly and waved.

(IWA: Wow. I just realized I introduced them in the same order both times... That was completely accidental, I assure you.)

"No smoking."

"Riza," Ed interjected, "if he wants to kill himself, let him. It's his choice. And it'll save the rest of us a headache."

Riza turned away.

"Huh... They're all military,"Yamcha observed. "Are you, Ed?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Just wondering." The former bandit shrugged.

"What rank are you?" Bulma asked, curious.

"Major."

"Coooool..."

Everyone turned to the voices that had just spoken. It was the Brats. Gohan glowered at them.

"You two changed my ring tone, didn't you?"

Both of them went deer-in-the-headlights. "Uhh... No?"

"What to?" Mirai asked.

"It's a Small World," Gohan growled.

Mirai winced. "Ouch."

Gohan stalked over to the two cowering chibis and picked them up by their collars. They shivered.

Chi-Chi walked over, pulling out her Frying Pan of Doom™. "Goten, both Gohan and I told you specifically not to touch Gohan's things," she admonished. "And then you go and deliberately disobey me." She glared at him, then turned and walked back to where she had been, leaving a cowering chibi hanging from Gohan's hand. "I don't want to hear that you've done that again. Understood?"

"Yes, Mom," Goten whimpered.

Gohan dropped them. "Oh, Bulma, I need you to take a look at that phone. I can't figure out how to change it back."

"Alright, give it to me after we've summoned Shenlong."

Piccolo appeared in the doorway, carrying the bag with the Dragonballs. He walked into the space between the groups and upended the bag, spilling the seven spheres on the ground.

"Shenlong, come forth! Grant our wish!"

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Ha ha, cliffy, no? And sorry for the long wait. I had to get a disclaimer off my muse. I've got up to chapter 10 written, but I'll need disclaimers before I can post. Anywho, please tell me what you think of this and any more pairing suggestions. Please leave me a review on your way out.