Title: The Ridiculous Rule of Vampire

Author: Naruko.S

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Chapter 2: The Accident

"Naruto" called Sasuke.

"Yes?"

"Are you hungry?" asked Sasuke giving one of another of his famous Uchiha smirk.

"Come to think of it I guess I am! Do you guys have Ramen?" asked Naruto cheerfully

"Well we don't have ramen." said Sasuke while striding closer to Naruto.

Feeling uneasy Naruto said "Ano Sasuke, can you show me where the dining room is?"

"The dining room is right in here."

"It is?" said Naruto looking around where they're hiding the dining table.

"My food will be served in here." Sasuke said licking his lips.

"Oh! Then we have to wait for it to be delivered here?" asked Naruto.

"No, its right in front of me."

Naruto feel it was a joke so he goes along with it. "Me?"

"Yes, is there anyone else in this room besides the two of us?

"I'm your food then?"

"Precisely."

Still thinking it was a joke Naruto continued on "Then eat me." Naruto said seductively. Sasuke somehow think Naruto looked like an angel for the moment but he thought it was only his imagination.

"Well I'll be eating you. Itadakimasu " Sasuke then walk up behind Naruto. He bent down at the side of Naruto's neck. He opened his mouth with haste revealing the sharp fangs. Pricking Naruto's neck, he sucked. Naruto gasp in agony. Naruto's feeling weak and about to die. When suddenly maid come in and disrupts Sasuke.

"Bad news Uchiha-san!!! Your Brother is trying to kill Mistress Cassandra!" yelled the maid. Sasuke stopped what he was doing and run down the stairs as quickly as he could.

Naruto's body was on the cold ground. He feels weak from the blood lost. Blood are trickling down Naruto's neck. Finally Naruto fainted. The maid quickly run to the side of Naruto and examine his wound. It was deep but it seems that the boy only fainted from a little blood lost. She quickly tears a sheet on the bed sheet and wrapped them around Naruto's neck trying to stop the bleeding neck.

"Itachi!!" yelled Sasuke while he's trying to kill his brother. "I see you've grown, but your aggressiveness has never change." Itachi said dodging every punch and kicks he's receiving. After a few minutes of fighting, Cassandra and the others stopped the two.

"Itachi why are you here? You were lucky we haven't executed you, because we think you are a family member. Why are you here to cause trouble now?" asked Cassandra her eyes turning gold instead of her usual hazel ones. "None of your business." answered Itachi. He jumps out of the nearest window he could find and disappear to the darkness.

After the people in the mansion calmed down, the maid run down and report something to everybody. "Congratulation Uchiha-san!" said the maid cheerfully. "What is it to congratulate about?" asked Sasuke annoyed. "As you can see the guess…" said the maid. "Oh I forgot about him!" exclaimed Sasuke. "Is he still in the guess room?"

"No, I bandaged up his wound and carried him to your room." the maid said calmly. "Why did you do that!?" exclaimed Sasuke. To everyone's surprises. E "B-because the guess would be Uchiha-san's… Uchiha-san's…" the maid said not continuing what she's tying to say.

"Uzumaki-san will be you bride Sasuke." continued Cassandra. "What? Mother is my ears deceiving me? Did you just say my bride?" asked Sasuke reassuringly. "Yes."

"But why?"

"I'm sorry Sasuke, I'm suppose to teach you the rules of all vampires when you turn 18, but unfortunately you'll have to get married at the age of 17." Cassandra said smiling. "What is it to smile about!? I'm marrying!!! Marriage!! Aren't you worried?! A human, and a boy at that too!" Sasuke said trying to convince his childish mother. Cassandra might not look it but she is actually a lot more childish than Naruto.

"Sasuke you have to get married within a week or else you would die!! That's an inevitable thing if you don't agree to get married! I don't want to lose you; you're the only boy that survives in the Uchiha clan." Cassandra sadly said.

"uh okay I agree but he's a man, he can't bear a child!"

"Oh yes he can, he's half bitten which means he will turn into a vampire after three days. Those who turn into a vampire can bear a child, man or woman." explained Cassandra. Sasuke give out a defeat sigh.

"Okay then its decided, but our problem is… how to convince Naruto, and to explain it to him." said the head maid. Everyone nodded their head in agreement.

The next day

Uzumaki recovers. "Huh? Where am I? I remember being bitten by Sasuke. When Naruto realized that his neck is bandaged he quickly sit up.

"Please don't exert yourself Uzumaki-san no, Naru-chan." said Cassandra smiling. "Naru-chan?" Naruto said questioningly. "One week after this and you'll be Sasuke's bride."

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WHAT!?!

End

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