Summary: DBZ/FMA X-over. Sequel to my Alchemy and Saiyans fic. Chi-Chi decides to have Gohan learn alchemy, so she sends him to Amestris.

Disclaimer:

BritKit: ...Um. Hi?

it walks alone: Please don't kill us...

BK: Maybe we should have mentioned that we don't update over the summer...

IWA: Just maybe... Especially considering that this chapter was written in July...

BK: It was?

IWA: Myup. July 14.

BK: o.o Eep.

IWA: Precisely. (turns to readers) We're really sorry, but...

BK: It's summer, so we don't see each other as often...

IWA: And don't have any 'study hall time' where there's nothing to do but write...

BK: So don't expect updates over the summer. Ever. Doesn't happen.

IWA: Also, we have decided to discontinue the idea of a FMA/DBZ/Discworld crossover, because we don't have a plot for it...

BK: ...And there would be waaaaaaay to many characters to keep track of. But go read it anyways!

IWA: It's a good series!

BK: Another word about updates—IWA and I wont have as many study halls together this year, two per week during first term and three per week during the second. So the updates may not come as fast.

IWA: We apologize. In advance.

BK: (whispers) I'm gonna try and drag IWA to stay after school sometimes so that we can continue working but I dunno if it's gonna work.

IWA: I heard that!

A/N: We have also decided (and again are really sorry) that there isn't space or time for us to do a pairing in 'Gohan in Amestris' this late in the story. In retrospect, waiting for a pairing we liked to come up was a bad idea. Our newer stories may or may not have pairings but they'll be decided (and added) at the beginning.

"Speaking" Thoughts (Me to you)

Last time:

Bradley grabbed the back of his collar as he walked past. "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I want to hear this... Please continue."

Chapter 12: Explanations Take 2

The Z-Senshi exchanged glances.

Gohan was on edge. "It's complicated. Anyway, we're here to help Ed and Al get their bodies back. There was something in Chikyuu that we thought we could use, but they aren't of our world, so it didn't work. There's something similar here, and we're here to look for it," he declared, his tone saying quite clearly that there was no further discussion.

Bradley nodded. "Why don't you spend the night here before leaving on this mission. Major General Hakuro, please show Mustang's visitors to the guest quarters. Colonel, I want that report on my desk in an hour." He turned then, and walked out.

Gohan relaxed marginally.

Mirai picked up a few suitcases. So did Vegeta, after Bulma glared at him. Between two of them, they somehow managed to carry all 12 of Bulma's suitcases and still see where they were going.

Hakuro was looking none too pleased with this arrangement. "If you'd follow me."

After a very awkward 10-minute walk down bare hallways, they arrived at a set of relatively comfortable bedrooms.

Hakuro turned to them stiffly. "These will be your rooms for the night." He turned and walked off.

Vegeta dumped his load on the floor just inside the door of the first room. "There. Happy, Onna?" he growled, stalking off to sulk in the hallway.

Mirai looked at the pile of luggage and sighed, then hopped over them and started putting his own suitcases down.

Having run out of floor space, he swung the last one up on the bed.

"Ow!" the suitcase chorused.

Mirai blinked, then flipped the lid of the suitcase up.

Trunks and Goten sat inside, both clutching their foreheads and whimpering.

Mirai smirked. "I knew suitcases didn't talk." He turned around. "MOM!"

Bulma walked over. "What—" She stopped, staring at the Brats. She twitched. "TRUNKS—!"

In the hallway, Vegeta Smirked™.

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Again, we're really sorry about the lateness of the update and the shortness of the chapter. We hadn't really finished it by the last time BK was over here at my house to work on this, but we decided to give it to you anyways because you've been waiting so long... and you're probably going to kill us anyways. (hides from the pitchforks and torches)