Summary: DBZ/FMA X-over. Sequel to my Alchemy and Saiyans fic. Chi-Chi decides to have Gohan learn alchemy, so she sends him to Amestris.
Disclaimer:
BritKit: Alright people, welcome to the next—
it walks alone: And finally updated/typed.
BK: chapter of Gohan in Amestris! (mutters) Shaddap IWA
IWA: Since this chapter is so late, we decided to send you recaps of what we were doing
last Friday when we could have been working on the story!
BK: Is this really a good idea?
IWA: Probably not, but who cares. ANYWAYS, last Friday we were at an amusement park called Seabreeze with our other friends SailorKMoonie (think world domination disclaimer) and 'Nothing'. 'Nothing' is called 'Nothing' because when we asked what penname she would like her response was "Nothing".
BK: I think they get it.
IWA: Shaddap. ONWARDS TO THE MEMORIES!
/weird humming noises/
…
(BK, IWA, SKM, and 'N' and various other people are sitting in a family room with several games spread out over the—)
&BK: Whups, too far.&
(floor. There are purple streamers stretched across the room—)
&IWA: Isn't that your birthday party?&
(and a pile of wrapping paper on the floor. IWA, BK, and 'N' are playing a board game )
&BK: Yup. Like I said: Too far. Must be something wrong with the machine. (smacks memory replay machine) Lets try this again shall we?&
/weird humming sound/
…
(group is waiting in line in front of a ride)
&BK: Aha! Right memory!&
'Nothing': Noooooooooooooooooooooooo….
BK, SailorKMoonie, IWA: YES!
'N': I don't wanna go on the screaming eagle!
BK: Tough!
'N': Dammit... (gets on ride)
/more humming/
BK: Onwards to the Spring!
SKM: Isn't that a little kids' ride?
IWA: What ride?
BK: It's kinda like the Tower of Terror except smaller, shorter, and not terror themed.
IWA: Ah.
(they get on ride)
(ride pulls seats up)
'N': I noticed last time that they drop us eight times…
(ride drops)
BK: (squeals)
IWA: (laughs)
SKM: (shrieks)
'N': One…
/more humming/
(BK, SKM, and IWA are sitting on Carousel horses)
IWA: One seventeen-year-old, one sixteen-year-old, one fifteen—
SKM: Almost sixteen!
IWA: -year-old, all sitting on a carousel. Sidesaddle. What is wrong with this picture?
BK: Absolutely nothing?
IWA: That's what I thought.
/more humming/
(group is standing in line, again, looking at a wooden fence outside a ride. The fence is covered in writing.)
SKM: Anyone got a pen?
IWA: Yup. (hands pen to SKM)
SKM: (scribbles on wall) Hah! (writing) Signed, Hot…Moon…Princess! 9/1/06. Done!
BK: Gimme that. (scribbles BritKit under SKM's signature)
IWA: (takes pen from BritKit and writes it walks alone under that)
BK: I have an idea. Gimme the pen. (on another board, starts writing)
SKM: (reads) 'If life gives you lemons, give them back and demand chocolate!' Nice one!
IWA: My turn. (scribbles) 'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!'
'N': Nice philosophy.
IWA: Thanks! (scribbles some more) 'When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Then sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how ya did it.'
BK: My senior quote, as of now! (grabs pen)
IWA: (reading) '"Man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything. Sooner or later, he's gonna say there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough!" Duo, Gundam Wing.' My turn again!
(IWA scribbles)
BK: 'Cats are poetry in motion, dogs are gibberish in neutral!', great one!
(line starts moving)
BK: Aw damn, we have to go in…
/humming again/
(group is strapped into a roller coaster car, BK and IWA in the front, 'N' and SKM in the back (facing backwards). The ride starts.)
BK: I love this ride…
'N': I hate roller coasters. How did I let you guys talk me into this?
SKM: No idea, omygosh! Lookit the sunse—AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(ride swirls around, BK, SKM, and IWA screaming)
(ride pauses)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BK: Pretty sunset!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(ride swerves)
IWA: Ow! My shoulders!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BK: Pretty sunset!
(ride swerves)
BK and IWA: Ow!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(ride comes to a stop)
BK: That was great!
IWA: My shoulders hurt……
/end memory machine bit/
BK: And such, our day at Seabreeze. You may see the message for yourself, as well as our quotes—
IWA: And any we forgot.
BK: —at the fence outside the Gyrosphere. So anyone who lives near Seabreeze can go and look at that
IWA: And we still don't own FMA, DBZ or Seabreeze.
BK: Though we wish we did.
IWA: God, yes…..
"Speaking" Thoughts (Me to you)
Last time:
Mirai smirked. "I knew suitcases didn't talk." He turned around. "MOM!"
Bulma walked over. "What—" She stopped, staring at the Brats. She twitched. "TRUNKS—!"
In the hallway, Vegeta Smirked™.
Chapter 13: The Flashback Ends
Everyone from Chikyuu were all standing in the hallway. (BK: The Brats had lumps on their heads and were pouting. IWA: Well, what do you expect?)
Bulma snapped her fingers. "I forgot to ask if any of the military crew wanted to come with us!"
Gohan looked over at her. "Ed and Al are..."
"Aside from them." She looked around. "Hey, there's a phone!" she exclaimed. She went over to investigate it. "It's an ancient phone, but it's still a phone." Bulma looked at the numbers written on the wall next to the phone buttons. "Front desk, front desk... Ah! Cadet on duty! That must be it!" She called the number indicated. "Hello! This is Mrs. Bulma Briefs. I need someone to send General Hakuro back up to our rooms please..."
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"General Hakuro! General Hakuro!"
The General in question turned around. A low-ranking officer (IWA: who is so unimportant that I'm not going to give him a name...) came running up to him, panting.
"General Hakuro, sir! A Mrs. Bulma Briefs wishes to talk to you, sir."
"What..."
"She was very insistent, sir."
The General grumbled, but turned around anyway.
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General Hakuro wrenched the door open.
"Oh, good! You're back!" Bulma exclaimed. "I need to talk to Colonel Mustang and the others, but I don't know the way. I was wondering if—"
The General interrupted her. "Look, Mrs. Briefs, I don't know or care how things are done wherever you come from, but here, important people such as the Colonel and myself are not at the beck and call of mere civilians!"
Bulma blinked, "Excuse me?"
"You should be very honored that the Fuhrer has allowed you to stay in these rooms, as they are specifically reserved for those requiring the military's protection or visiting dignitaries! We have all shown you great kindness but we are not to be taken advantage of!"
Bulma frowned. "Now listen here, you--"
Hakuro didn't even pause. "The Colonel has a very important job to do, as do I. He has missed several days to 'help' you already and cannot afford to miss many more! I also have duties I must return to and we do not, I repeat do NOT--"
"General, I don't believe you were ever properly introduced to my husband," Bulma cut in sweetly, smirking slightly. "May I present His Highness, Prince—"
"My father is dead, onna."
"My apologies, Vegeta." Bulma turned back to Hakuro. "May I present His Majesty, King Vegeta of the planet Vegetasei." She smiled sweetly at the flummoxed officer. "What was that about ordinary civilians again?"
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Mustang collapsed into the chair behind his desk. "Glad that's over..."
Ed snorted, still sitting on the floor. "And just what are you gonna do about all that information that you promised in your 'report? I don't thing the Z-senshi will stand for you letting out that much information. And Riza will kill you if you let it out that she lost composure."
The mentioned Liutenant was being taken to the infirmiry by Armstrong, and the rest of the crew were standing around, readying themselves for an argument, when the door opened, revealing a stiff and obviously very-unhappy-to-be-there General Hakuro.
"Guests to see you, Colonel."
Bulma stuck her head in. "Hey there!" As she walked the rest of the way into the room she turned to Hakuro and said sweetly. "You can leave now." He didn't move though, so and the rest of the Z—Senshi walked around him as they entered the room.
"We decided not to stay the night," Bulma informed them. "If it's alright with Ed and Al, we'd like to leave right away." At the brothers' nod, she turned to the rest of the group. "Will any of you be coming with?"
Mustang shook his head. "I can't, I've got too much paperwork to catch up on, and without Hawkeye as well. She has her own duties to do."
Hughes also declined. "Can't be away for too long, or people'll start getting suspicious again."
Havoc shook his head. "Naah. I don't think I'd like traipsing around the countryside or whatever it is you're planning on doing."
Falman, Fuery (IWA: Who had calmed down... (sweatdrops)), and Breda shook their heads as well. "What he said," Breda added, pointing at Havoc. The others nodded.
"Alright then. Ed? Al? Let's go." Bulma turned and lead the DBZ crew and the Elric brothers out. Vegeta smirked at General Hakuro on the way out.
Said General stared straight ahead for a minute, then turned and left as well.
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Ed wandered into the cockpit. Bulma was alternating looking at some sort of radar on the dashboard, and an ordinary map of Amestris in her hand.
"So where're we headed?"
"East, looks like," she replied, not looking up. She examined the radar closer. "Looks like a little town out in the middle of nowhere." She turned to the map in her lap. "Xenotime, according to this."
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And that's the end of Chapter 13! Wonder how Ed'll react to that... Well, find out next time! And I'll try to get the chapters out faster, now that BK and I'll see each other on a regular basis. ... o.o I just realized that over half the chapter is disclaimer. Sorry. BK writes those, you know. I just do some heavy-duty beta work on them. I didn't realize it would be that long...