3. Sasuke gets angry

(Okay, I've expanded this even more. I'll probably put out another chapter.)

Sasuke Uchiha went over to an angry Naruto. "How come you're so mad?"

"OMG!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled. "Sasuke, you came back."

"Duh, I came back last week." Sasuke scoffed. It was just like Naruto to forget.

"WHY DID YOU COME BACK? DID MY NOBLE EFFORTS CHANGE YOUR MIND?"

"No way. I killed the gay pedophile snake guy a long time ago, and now I find out that freaking idiot, Kabuto, has turned into Kabutorochimaru, which is like Orochimaru getting resurrected from the dead. Kind of. So I decided to return cause I don't wanna fight no more."

"Yeah, well, can I tell you everything that happened?"

"Yeah, sure."

"I find out that my father is the yondaime, that my mother was a ninja chick from a foreign country, and that a lot of people knew but kept it from me. I feel like going Kyubbi."

"…"

"You don't care, do you?"

"…"

Naruto sighed and pushed his spiky blond hair back. "This sucks. I'm gonna have a drink."

"Whoa. You never believed in underage drinking." Sasuke said, blinking.

"This is an exception, don't you think." Naruto said icily.

"HEY, NARUTO! SASUKE!" It was Jiraiya, who was accompanied by Kakashi. They had been looking for Naruto for the past five seconds. Naruto was right outside the door, obviously.

"Naruto, you need to understand. There are very good reasons we didn't tell you who your parents were." Jiraiya said when he reached them.

"They're as good as our reasons for not telling Sasuke about Madara Uchiha."

Silence.

"Who is this Madara Uchiha?" Sasuke asked, a note of venom entering his tone.

"Oh, shit." Jiraiya said. He glared at Kakashi, who shrugged sheepishly.

"Um, a cousin/ancestor/uncle/relative of yours, who, besides you and Itachi, is the last member of the Uchiha clan." Jiraiya mumbled, and braced for impact.

"WHAT! THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON IN THE UCHIHA CLAN AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME! YOU FREAKING KEPT A SECRET ABOUT IT! I HATE YOU! I HATE THIS DAMN VILLAGE! I'M BECOMING A MISSING NIN AGAIN! SCREW YOU!"

Sasuke turned around, fury in his face, and ran away.

"Ah, great, look what you did! Now I have to go and train for another two and a half years with you without really learning anything, have another growth spurt, and face a bunch of epic and dragged out battles of the S ranked missing nins who got pwned by chunin!" Naruto groaned.

"You're not making things better."

"I know."