Hey everyone! I'm back from the dead, sooo... NEW CHAPTA!
I don't own invader zim. kinda obvious.
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Dib sighed. he plopped on his bed and shut his eyes.
What is wrong with me?
Dib looked at the clock. It was 11:58 p.m. He had realized he had been in a deep depression for over 3 hours now.
I hate my life.
I hate my life.
I hate it...
He gave himself depressing thoughts for another 10 minutes when he heard voices outside his door. They sounded familiar... But did he really feel like looking? He gave another sigh. The voices continued to chatter. Dib was finally sick of the noise, so he hopped out of bed and rushed to the door.
"Hey!" Dib exclaimed. "Keep it down! Some people are trying to sleep!" He turned back towards his bed when a voice shouted back to him,
"BE QUIET YOU HORRIBLE EARTH WORM!"
"Zim, shhhh!"
Dib swiftly turned around. He reconized that voice.. He reached for the doornob when Zim called to him again,
"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Dib!"
He quickly drew back his hand. He knew what Zim was capable of. "What are you talking about Zim?"
Dib heard Zim cackling behind the door, which soon turned to a horrible laughter. Suddenly, he stopped.
"Zim, be quiet!...Please. You do not want to wake up the whole ship!" This was obviously Dizzy.
"AHAHHAAHHAHA, BRAINS!!" And that was obviously Gir.
"Gir, be quiet!" Shouted Zim. "Ehem... Anyway DIB... I had to do something to keep you from ruining my EVIL plans, so I rigged your door to set you on fire if you touched it. So you can not stop me!"
"Stop you from doing what? What are you up to, Zim?"
"I'm sorry, Dib!" Dizzy shouted to him. Zim began laughing once again, but soon faded as he walked down the hall.
"Zim! Zim! Get me out of here, now! Why you little-" Dib sighed. Now realizing it, he was in no mood to fight aliens. In fact, he was in no mood for any paranormal encounters, even though it meant he was going to be locked in his room.
Dib plopped on his bed and stared at the ceiling. "I don't care what Zim does... I don't care if he destroys the world.. I don't care.." Dib was slowly becoming drowzy. Soon enough, his eyes closed and he fell asleep.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't...
Dib was dreaming. He was at the ship's edge, and suddenly fell off. He heard laughing... He looked up at the ship's edge to see that Zim was staring back down at him, laughing maniacally.
Dib's eyes shot open. He scrambled out of bed and ran to the door. Forgetting what Zim had told him, he put his hand on the doornob and his hand and sleeve had been set on fire. Getting out of the room wasn't going to be that simple.
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Zim krept through the hallways, Looking through every room with the x-ray goggles. As he looked, it was Dizzy's job to keep Gir quiet by hypnoitzing him with a taco attached to a fishing pole.
Zim growled. He was getting frustrated and doubtful. "Where is it?!" He exclaimed in a quiet tone. "I am beggining to think that greasy human lied to me!"
"Hey Zim," Said Dizzy, "Look at this room." Dizzy dropped the fishing pole and pointed to the room's door, while Gir scrambled for the taco.
"We have already checked this room, Dizzy. I remember using the x-ray goggles on it."
Ignoring Zim's comment, Dizzy entered the room. Zim sighed and followed her in, and Gir eventually followed.
The room was bigger than the others they had looked at. It had a large, blue double-bed, a bathroom door and a fireplace. A smile grew across Dizzy's face at the sight of the room's beauty.
"This must be the captain's room!" She exclaimed. "Isn't it cozy, Zim?"
"Yes, yes, it's wonderful... Now we should really be returning to our mission, Dizzy."
"Come on Zim," Said Dizzy, poking the fireplace with a metal rod, "This is cool, why don't we take a break?"
"No!" Zim exclaimed, causing Dizzy to jump a bit. He glared at her. "We are on a mission, woman! This is serious! We need to find that brain before this horrible ship gets to New York!"
Dizzy sighed. "Fine..." Just then, right when she took a step toward the door, her left foot fell through the floor.
"Dizzy!" Zim exclaimed, "Stop fooling around! We must get back to the mission!"
"I can't!" Dizzy gasped. "My foot is stuck!"
Zim growled. "My patience is wearing thin!" He hissed. He grabbed Gir by his antenna and faced him toward the ground. "Gir! Release Dizzy's foot by destroying the floor boards with your lazer eyes!" Almost immediently, the floor boards cracked and fell to the room below, with Dizzy falling with it.
"Dizzy!" Zim shouted, "Are you, eh, not dead?
Dizzy groaned. "No, I'm alive-" Suddenly, she felt a hand grab her shoulder. A horrible smell filled the room, and a soft panting hissed in Dizzy's ear. Dizzy jumped to her feet in fear. "Zim!!" She screamed, "There's someone down here!"
A tall, skinny, pale man stepped out of the shadows. Saliva was pouring down his white beard, and his eyes were blood shot. Zim's eyes grew wide at what the man was holding in his arms...
...A glass sphere, and a brain floating inside it.
"You! Horrible drooling person!" Exclaimed Zim.He jumped into the pit and pushed Dizzy aside. "Give me the brain!"
The man's blood shot eyes stared at Zim's twisted face.
"H-horrible..." He whispered. "Horrible... things..."
"Yes, yes, things that were not meant for mortal eyes. The greasy bacon man already told me!" Zim rolled his eyes.
"NO!" The man screeched. Dizzy held her invisible ears and growled. The man shook with anger, continuing to pant loudly. ."Horrible things! Horrible! Horrible! Horrible!..."
As the man was shouting these things, Zim slowly picked up a broken floor board. He raised it above his head and swiftly smacked the insane man in the head, causing him to fall down and pass out. Zim motioned Dizzy to grab the brain, and they quietly left the room.
Zim laughed maniacally as he held the brain above his head. Dizzy smiled gleefully at Zim's laughter, while Gir laughed for no reason and rolled on the floor.
"I have it... I HAVE IT!" Zim stared at the sphere with an evil grin, knowing that he had won.
Suddenly, there was a very loud noise that shook the entire ship, and causing Dizzy and Zim to fall to the ground in fear.
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Hey people! I hope you liked this chapter! I know, Dib was kind of overly emo in this one, but hey, that's what makes him so adorable.
I noticed I didn't really include Gir all that much in this one, so I'll try to include him more in the next chapter. O yes, and that insane man under the floorboards, I guess you could say that was the captain. Not that I have anything against him.
And yes, this chapter, chapter 7, after all this time, the boat is finally going to start to sink! Sorry for making you wait so long. And don't worry, even though Dib is trapped in his room... Well.. I'll just let you find out what happens to him in the next chapter.
One last thing - R&R!