Chapter 3
After ridding Evi of her job, Evi L sat in the Super Secret Shack of Complete Dislike of Evangeline Lilly thinking of how to ruin Evi's (who's still in the car but luckily had some food and a drink from the set) life now. She decided to go with ridding her of her (and partially Evi L.'s) family.
So Evi L. flew to FortSaskatchewan, where she found the Lilly's house. She knocked on the door and waited for a moment for someone to answer the door. When no one did, she opened the door and went inside. "Hello?" she asked. Flick! The lights turned on and The Lilly family plus everyone of Evi's co-workers jumped up and shouted "We'll miss you!" Evi L jumped in shock. "What the heck?!" she said. "We're having a we'll miss you party because you got fired!" Jorge Garcia replied. "Looks like I'll have to get rid of her family andher friends." Evi L muttered. "What's that?" Mrs. Lilly asked. "Nothing" Evi L said, grinning.
After that, they all sat down at the table for a celebratory dinner. "Tonight," Mrs. Lilly said," We will have chicken noodle soup with broccoli on the side," Mrs. Lilly told everyone. When dinner was served, Evi L cooked up a plan to rid Evi of her family and friends. When everyone began cooling their soup to eat it, Evi L blew like she was blowing out a forest fire and soup splashed Terry O'Quinn's face. "Yeow!" he exclaimed. "What was that for?" he asked. "Oh, I'm sorry" Evi L. said, bluffing the apology. Next, Evi L. took a bite of broccoli and pressed down on the handle of the fork with her thumb, flinging the fork from her mouth across the table narrowly missing Mr. Lilly. "Evangeline, what's gotten into you?" Mr Lilly asked sternly. "Just…clumsy I guess." Evi L said, snickering. "Well don't let it happen again." He said through gritted teeth. "Whatever." Evi L. said in a casual tone.
After dinner, Mrs. Lilly served brownies for dessert. Everyone oooohhed at the sight of them. Everyone took a brownie (Jorge took three) and began eating. Evi L. took a bite and then spat it out in disgust. The saliva covered chunk of brownie hit Josh Holloway straight in the eye. "First you cheer when I get tortured, now you spit brownies in my face?! What the hell are you, a Llama?!" He bellowed. "Evangeline! You stop this nonsense NOW!!!!!!!" Mr. Lilly yelled, standing up from the table. "Well maybe if this brownie didn't taste so bad maybe I wouldn't have spit it out!!" Evi L. yelled, getting up from the table as well. "There is nothing wrong with my cooking!!" Mrs. Lilly yelled at Evi L., getting up from the table. In only a few seconds, everyone began to get up from the table and argue. "I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER WANNA SEE THIS FRECKLED LLAMA AGAIN!!!!!!!" Josh Holloway bellowed slamming the door as he left. Soon every one of Evi's co-workers had left the house. "Get outta my house!!!!!!" Mr. Lilly yelled at Evi L. " I thought you'd never ask." Evi L. said to Mr. Lilly as she exited the house. "3 down, many more to go." Evi L. said like last time.
Author's note: I apologize for not updating. I have been SO busy lately. Hope you liked this chapter. Please review! Also if you have any suggestions for the story please PM me!