Disclaimer : I do not own the Outsiders.

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Two-Bit stepped into a restaurant. His mother had sent him out to get food, so he came here. While he was waiting for the food to be done, he sat down at an empty table. He noticed a piece of paper under the salt. He picked it up, ' Customer Comment Card', it said. He looked around and saw a golf pencil by the pepper, he grabbed it and began to fill out the card.

Date of Visit : When hell froze over.

Location : Hell.

Name:Ura Snotball

What did you order : Shit on a stick with a side of corn.

Quality of food : Poor

Speed of staff: Poor

Courtesy of staff : Terrible. Mean. Bastards.

Appearance of Staff: Shitty

Cleanliness: Horrible.

Comments: Staff members don't wash hands. Dude with Beatles hair cut masturbated into the cream corn. I saw him. Then I saw another guy eat with it. Gross bastards.

"Order 45, pick up."

Two-Bit smirked. He stuck the golf pencil behind his ear, paid for, and picked up his order, dropping the card of in the little box

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He he he .