Disclaimer: I do not own the outsider.

Warning: Very very very short.

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Two-Bit was leaning against the outside of a corner store when a Soc walked buy with a small puppy in his arms. As he passed, Two-Bit asked, " What's with the pig?"

The Soc stopped and turned around, " Are you blind, Greaser? This ain't a pig-."

"I wasn't talkin' to you" Two-Bit told him, " I was talkin' to the dog."

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Told ya it was short.