Disclaimer : I do not own the Outsiders.
-----------------------------------------
When Two-Bit was drunk and wandered into a department store and saw a large breasted woman standing by a baby carriage. He looked at the baby and said, "Cute kid. Whatcha feedin' him?"
The woman smiled and replied, "Milk and orange juice."
Two-Bit stared at her chest for a moment, then asked, "Which one's the orange juice?"
---------------------------------------