Disclaimer : I do not own the Outsiders.
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Two-Bit was a bus to go downtown with a major hangover from the night before. As he moved to get a seat, he lost his balance and fell into the lap of a Blond Soc.
She pushed him off of her lap, " God, you filthy Greaser, " She growled, " If I were in your condition, I'd shoot my self."
Two-Bit groaned, " Girl, if you were in my condition, you'd miss."
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