Disclaimer : I do not own the Outsiders.
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Two-Bit and a friend of his had went to Oklahoma City for a trip. After getting completely drunk, they decided to turn in for the night and get a motel room. They got into the clerk and and Two-Bit says, " Give us a bed with two rooms..."
The clerk raised an eyebrow, " You mean a room to two beds?"
Two-Bit slammed his hand on the counter , " Don't argue with me, pal. Just give us a room."
So the clerk gave them a room with one bed. When they got to the room, they were too drunk to find the light switch so they felt their way to the bed. After laying in silence for a few minutes, Two-Bit said, " I think there is someone in my bed.."
"Now that ya mention it, " His friend said, " I think theres someone in my bed, too.."
"Well. Lets kick 'em out."
After about 10 minutes of wrestling, Two-Bit's friend ended up on the floor.
"How'd you do ?" Two-Bit asked.
"Not good. Ass hole kicked me out."
"Thats ok," Two-Bit said, " You can sleep in the bed with me."
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