Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders.

Note: Again, this is short.

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Two-Bit had to write a ' How To ' essay for english class and it was due at the end of the week. So, at the end of the week, he hands the teacher a signle sheet of paper with only several of the lines used up. He ended up getting an A- for his essay. This is what it said.

How to Escape from Jail

By : Keith Matthews.

First, take a carpenters trade.

Second, make a stool, then you saw the stool in half.

Two halves make a whole, right?

Put the whole against the wall and crawl through.

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Note : This logic will only work for Two-Bit, Newfies and Cape Bretoners.