Untitled short stories

by Trench Mouth

Ok. These are going to be short stories about TwoBit. I really enjoy writing humorous stories about TwoBit. I think of them randomly thoughtout the day. So I decided to write them down. If anyone can think of a title...I could use help with that part. Te

10. Nightmare

Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders.

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Two-Bit was standing beside a Soc in a vacant parking lot.

Suddenly, Two-Bit said " I'm a vampire." Then he turned into a vampire.

The soc looked at him, then said, " Oh yeah? Well I'm an Umpire." Then the soc is dressed like an umpire.

Two-Bit glares for a moment, then said, " Hocus Pocus! I'm a bat!" Then he turned into a bat.

The soc smirks, " I can be a bat, too. Hocus Pocus." Then he turned into a baseball bat.

Two-Bit (still in bat form) puts on a pair of glasses, " You wouldn't his a bat with glasses on, would you?"

The bat swings at Two-Bit..

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

Two-Bit fell out of bed and looked around his darkened room, breathing heavily. " Damn.." He muttered. " That is the last time I ever watch that damned Bugs Bunny..."

He crawled back into bed, got under the covers, " I'm just gunna stick with Micky Mouse..."

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Second disclaimer : I got this Idea while watching the Bugs Bunny and Tweety show. The short cartoon this was taken from ( Transylvania 6-5000) Writen by John W.Dunn and Directed by ( Drum roll please ) Chuck Jones!