Untitled short stories

by Trench Mouth

Ok. These are going to be short stories about TwoBit. I really enjoy writing humorous stories about TwoBit. I think of them randomly thoughtout the day. So I decided to write them down. If anyone can think of a title...I could use help with that part. Te

11. Cars

Disclaimer : Same as the others.

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Two-Bit was walking past the post office when he noticed the parked car. Inside, a man was asleep in the front seat. Now, Two-Bit being such a nice guy, decided to wake him up.

First, Two-Bit directly in front of the car. He then sprawled himself on the hood with is head near the windshield.

Then, he started hitting the hood and the windshield, yelling, " STOP! STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP!"

The man inside jerked away and instantly began to panic. He screamed and pulled the emergency break, which of course, did nothing.

Two-Bit rolled of the hood. The man in the car jumped out, still panicking, " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" He knelt down beside Two-Bit, " Are you ok?"

"Oh, Yeah, I'm fine. " Two-Bit stood up and brushed himself off, then just walked away.

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