A/N: Kind of inspired by But It's Better If You Do. "Praying for a lapdance / and paying in naïveté, oh." But that's kind of unrelated. Kind of, lol.
"Ohhh Roger…" Mimi moaned, and turned to look at her husband. Roger didn't move, which frustrated her. She began to shake his left shoulder, as Roger continued to sleep on his side, turned away from Mimi.
"ROGER DAVIS!" She screeched. Roger awoke with a start this time, and looked blearily at Mimi.
"Wutswronghun." He slurred, not fully over his hangover. Mimi shook his shoulder again, harder, until Roger snapped. "What?!"
Mimi gave wide, innocent eyes and a pout. "Honey-bun, I want some cheerios." Roger buried his face into his pillow. "Nooooo… Mimiii, it's four in the morning… I have work tomorrow… Ask Mark or sumthin'." With that, Roger nodded off and started snoring.
Mimi decided to try the alternative. "Ask Mark or sumthin'", huh. Mimi stomped off noisily to the living room, and wailed. "MARRRRKYYYY!" Collins sat up, confused, and soon enough, both Mark and Roger submerged from their rooms.
"MARRRRRRRRKYYYY! ROGER'S BEING MEAN AND WON'T GET ME CHEERIOS!" Mimi whined. Roger rolled his eyes, and turned to leave.
"ROGERRRR! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME AND THE BABY CRYYY!" Mimi wailed. Mark looked with bemusement from husband to wife. True, Mimi was five months pregnant with Roger's child, he SHOULD know what's best for him and just get the cheerios for her…
"Mark?" Mimi asked tearfully. Mark looked at her. "Would you be a sweetheart and get me a box of cheerios?"
"No."
"But whyyyy?!!!!!"
"Because Roger should be the sweetheart and get them." Mark said flatly, much to Mimi's dismay. Afterall, Mark had a very good point.
She said hopefully, "Would you do it for a lap dance?"
Simultaneously, Collins, Mark, and Roger looked at Mimi. Then looked at each other, and broke down laughing. They were too overcome with laughter to speak, with made Mimi scowl. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"
Roger chuckled, calming down. "Okay dollface, I'll get you the cheerios."
Mimi smiled, satisfied, and sat down on the couch, as Roger left the Loft. Mark returned to his room, and Collins went back to sleep in his little corner in the Loft. Outside, Roger was still guffawing about the thought of a big-bellied Mimi trying to give Mark a lap dance.