xD outta school...made it into Honors 8th Grade Core (Social Studies and English) and I'm in Geometry woot woot! But...I have this stupid summer project to do. T.T it really sucks.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Deidara would be a girl and Haku would be a Sex Ed. teacher.

Warning: If you have something against Bleach, then don't read this chappie. There is a millisecond appearance of Kubo Tite. (Maker of Bleach).

Oh...more blonde bashing in this. You have been warned, so NO FLAMES!

Hidan and Kakuzu headed to the vase section of Wal-Mart, and...they reached it without Hidan ever stabbing himself in the chest or doing one of those unfathomable stupid rituals that got them banned from almost every store they went into. So far, the only store they hadn't been banned from was Party City, because the guy setting up the Halloween display had thought that they had 'WICKED costumes'. Not long after, a whole display of Hidan and Kakuzu Halloween costumes came out, complete with Akatsuki cloak and slashed headband. (Turned out the guy had photographic memory). Unfortunately, most of the people who went around wearing Akatsuki Hidan and Kakuzu merchandise got arrested and jailed. But when the police did a strip search of the "criminals", they discovered that the "criminals" were only wearing costumes, thus resulting in the police officers themselves getting jailed.

Hidan was busy browsing through the vases and Kakuzu was just standing there, keeping an eye on him so that he didn't do anything to freak out the teenager looking at candles, probably for his mother, since it was nearing Mother's Day. Even if Kakuzu HAD a mother, he probably wouldn't have gotten her anything. If she had loved him, she wouldn't have given birth to him in the first place and he would never have this miserable life that he did now. Hidan looked up from his perusing of vases to look over at the Pringles display he had been looking at earlier before he had seen the vases. His eyes widened, and then...drumroll please.

"PRAYER PRINGLES!" he squealed, rushing to the Pringles display, causing a couple of very expensive vases to fall to the ground. Kakuzu winced as he heard the glass shatter.

"Better clear out of here," he thought, "before security come and kick us out. Leader won't like it if we get caught. He always said, 'If you wanna break something or steal something from a store, don't get caught and don't give the shifty eyes!'"

He hurriedly left the aisle with all the shattered glass and followed Hidan to the Prayer Pringles display, leaving the teen in the aisle still looking at candles. The teen had no clue what had happened since he was listening to the High School Musical soundtracks on his shuffle iPod at full blast. Kakuzu distinctly heard the sound of security rushing to the crime scene. Hidan was busy browsing through the Prayer Pringles display with evident joy on his face.

"Look! There's so many flavors, but each pringle has a verse from the Bible printed on it! (1) There's the original flavor, savory cheddar, salt and vinegar, sour cream and onion, alter salsa, and guacamole!"

The police had gotten to the vase section. Kakuzu and Hidan acted as though they weren't even aware of what had been going on. Well, it was easy for Hidan, seeing as he hadn't even realized that he'd knocked down expensive vases.

"Hey. Kid. Step away from those candles, bub."

The kid didn't move. He was currently listening to the Chanukkah song by Adam Sandler and he was cracking up.

"Oh. So you think it's funny, do you, kid?"

Now he was rocking out to the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup. (love this song!)

"Hey! Take those earphones out of your ears, kid!" the policeman yelled, and one of the other ones tackled the kid and pulled the earphones out of his ears. A blast of sound emanated from the gray earphones.

"My God, kid, no wonder you couldn't hear us! You must be deaf!"

"That hurt, jeez! Can't you be any more gentle?!"

"You're gonna have to pay for this, kiddo," the cop said, pointing to the glass shards on the tiled floor.

"What?! But I didn't break those!"

"Sure, sure...that's what all teenagers are like. You say you didn't do it, and then everybody knows you're clearly lying. Trust me, kid, I tried that same trick on my mom. She slapped me silly."

"But...!"

"Cough up the dough, kid. That'll be..." - a blonde female cop pulled out a calculator to add up $10 and $10. - "$20.00 plus sales tax."

"I told you, I don't have the money! Mountain Mike's Pizza place fired me as their delivery boy! Said I didn't appeal to female customers."

"Don't know, don't care. You still gotta cough up some dough..."

"No wait!" the blonde cop shrieked. "You're that delivery boy who gave me that one pizza with no cheese and then I said that it was a naked pizza, remember?" (2)

"Oh yeah, huh! Isn't your name...Kessler or something?"

"Yeah! You still remember?"

"Look people, this is not the time to socialize or anything. This kid broke those vases, he needs to pay for 'em!"

"Oh yeah...Money, please."

"But...KESSLER! I thought we were friends!"

"After you called me Keebler on that one delivery? I think not! And that's not even counting the time when you called me Kibbles...like some kind of dog food! Now cough up, William, or we'll have to send you to Juvenile Hall!"

"I told you not to call me that! Call me Will, or Liam, but NOT WILLIAM!"

"I'll call you what I wish. Now, if you don't cooperate and cough up the green stuff, I'm afraid we'll have to kick you out and call your parents. I HAVE THEIR PHONE NUMBER!"

"Do you even know how much I hate the name William? When I got to junior high, I got so mad at my parents for naming me William Edward Elric! I mean, I don't even LIKE Full Metal Alchemist! Seriously, my parents must be touched in the head to be THAT age and STILL like anime! I mean, okay, so Doraemon and Beyblade are pretty decent, but I HATE those new animes they've been coming out with, like Bleach and Inuyasha and all that other junk!"

"Hey! Now you just pushed my buttons too hard, kid! You don't insult anime!"

Now...this cop that had stayed quiet the whole time and looked distinctly as though he didn't want to be there, happened to be Kubo Tite, the creator and mangaka of the popular anime/manga series Bleach. It was very popular, especially for people who loved action, adventure, and comedy, and it had also been a big hit with yaoi fangirls, many of which drew Renji/Ichigo, Byakuya/Renji, Renji/Shuuhei, and Ulquiorra/Grimmjaw. Renji must have been a BIG hit if he was in almost all the popular yaoi pairings.

He walked over to the kid and grabbed his arm, taking away his iPod and then dragging him to the front of the store, where he was promptly strip-searched for any money. Kakuzu had to bite his hand to keep himself from bursting out with insane laughter. Hidan, on the other hand, had been examining the different canisters of Prayer Pringles and was utterly oblivious to what had just happened. He was also oblivious to the fact that he had caused all this chaos.

"And there's Harvest Cheddar, French Onion, Cool Ranch...I want to eat one!"

"Wait! Hidan! We have to buy them first!"

Too late. Hidan had already opened a Harvest Cheddar canister of Prayer Pringles and was munching away, taking time to read the Bible verse printed in blue on each one.

"You're gonna have to pay for those, yanno."

"Ack! SHOOT! We've been found out! Come on, Hidan, let's run for it!"

But Hidan had stopped dead in his tracks, reading another Prayer Pringle.

"But...this one is from the Ten Commandments. It says, 'Thou shalt not steal.' And anybody who breaks the Ten Commandments immediately gets sent to HLL!"

"Hidan, I'm sure you can repent for it later. Let's just go! And if you're so concerned about breaking your crazy religion rules, then you can just become an Athiest like me!"

"But...I still want to follow a religion! You didn't think I bought all those incense sticks for nothing, did you?"

"Fine! Then be a Buddhist! It's all the rage now! Follow Nirvana! Shave your head! Heck, get high on incense smoke! I DONT' CARE, LET'S JUST GO!"

And he grabbed Hidan's hand and practically flew out of the store, rushing into the car, where they found a very startled Kisame, and slammed the door behind them, breathing hard.

MEANWHILE...

"Anybody get their descriptions?" the policeman said.

"Yep. Big, fat, and hecka ugly."

"GOOD JOB LIEUTENANT! That's good enough! We'll track them down in no time!"

1. I don't know if Hidan's a Christian or not, but it just seemed easier to make him be once so that I could slip in that Buddhist joke later on...If you are Christian or Buddhist, I'm really sorry that I'm insulting your religion. I'm a Christian myself.

2. Once my friends and I ordered pizza and it came without cheese and I said, "Hey! It's a naked pizza!"

Have a great day you guys. Remember to read my other stories and stuff. BAI BAI.