Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders. And the song is written by Joseph. E Howard.

Note: In the last chapter, Two-Bit never killed any birds.

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"Guys! Come here, ya'll gotta see this.." Two-Bit said, looking out the window. " Pony and Johnny are actually talking. Like, an actually conversation. They've been at it for 10 minutes,almost.."

The guys came over and looked at the window. Pony and Johnny were just sitting on the porch.

"They ain't talkin' , Two-Bit. " Steve said.

"You were probably imaginin' it." Soda agreed. They all went to sit back down.

"Probably.."

After a few minutes, Two-Bit looked out the window. They were talking again.

"Guys! Guys! There doing it again, look."

Once again, everyone got up and looked out the window, " Two-Bit, they ain't doin' nothin'. .."

"But...but I saw 'em..."

"Really? Was it anything like...Hello, my baby , hello, my honey, hello, my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby, my hearts on fire," By this time, Steve had joined Soda in his singing, " if you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own."

Two-Bit wasn't amused "No, guys, I'm serious.."

"Sure you are, Two-Bit." Dallas laughed .

Two-Bit looked out the window...They were talking again...

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Meanwhile, Outside.

"D'ya think Two-Bit realizes were just messin' with him?"

Johnny shook his head, "Not likely..."

There was a moment of silence, the Pony said, " So, back to our discussion...Whos better, Bela lugosi, or Boris Karloff?"

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