Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders.

Note: Two-Bit is only about 4-5 years old and his dad is still there.

Warning: Short and kind of stupid.

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The kids in kindergarten were leaning animals. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked the students what it was. A small boy with rusty colored hair raised his hand, " Its a cat!"

"Very good, Keith. Now, who can tell me what this is?" She held up a picture of a dog.

Once again, Keith raised his hand, "Thats a dog!"

"Right, again Keith. And what about this one?" She held up a picture of a deer.

No one answered.

"I'll give you a clue," The teacher said, " It's something your mother calls your father..."

After another moment of silence, Keith raised his hand, " Oh, I know. It's a horny bastard!"

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