Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders.
Note: I heard this joke a while ago.It's kind of an old joke. It just seems like something that would happen to Two-Bit..
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Two-Bit goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist behind the counter said that they come in packs of 3 and 6 and asked which one he wanted. He said the 3 pack. He told the pharmacist that he'd been seeing this girl for a while now and thought tonight might be ' the night' and thought he'd get lucky when they go out after having dinner with her parents. He bought the condoms and left.
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Later that evening, at the dinner table with his girl friend her parents, he asks if he could give the blessing. He begins the prayer, but goes on for 10 minutes. The girl leans over and whispers, " You never told me you were such a religious person.."
Two-Bit leans to hers and whispers, " You never told my your dad was a pharmacist..."
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