Disclaimer: Sigh Grumble Grumble
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Two-Bit was driving for hours through desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and hit it.
Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
When the housewife came to the door, said he, "Pardon Ma'am, but I just ran over a cat in front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving off..."
"Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat? What does he look like?"
Two-Bit laid down on the ground, and said "He looks like this" and he gave his best shot at a dead cat impression.
"Oh no, you horrible boy!", she replied. "I meant, what did he look like before you hit him?"
Two-Bit got up, covered his eyes with both hands and screamed "Agggghhhhhhhhhh !"
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